The great Christmas dinner thread

The great Christmas dinner thread

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Melman Giraffe

6,759 posts

218 months

Tuesday 11th December 2018
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illmonkey said:
tribalsurfer said:
I'll unashamedly put my hand up as a fraud and an imposter. Having struggled for years to get the Turkey to be moist and perfectly timed with the veg I have now given up and get a couple of large rolled breasts. Takes about 1hr 45 in the oven on Xmas Day.

Traditionally have a roast Duck around now (had it last night) fat removed and saved for the spuds and parsnips.

On a side note about 10 years ago I did a run of Xmas dinners where each year I added another veg, got to 13 when it all became a bit ridiculous and now limit it to :-

Spuds
parsnips
Brussels
Cauli
Broccoli
Cabbage
Braised Leeks
Peas
Carrots

Due to religious reasons don't do pigs in blankets but love doing cows in leather (beef sausages wrapped in salt beef).
rofl
rofl

vladcjelli

2,965 posts

158 months

Wednesday 12th December 2018
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h0b0 said:
My mother killed all vegetables when I was a kid by boiling them. Sprouts were evil. But, roast them right and they are fantastic. Crispy leaves and nice flavor.

I’ve done Christmas dinner twice already this year. Once for thanksgiving and once the week before as a dry run/excuse to drink. The secrete is a $40 turkey oven. Plug it in a 26lb turkey is cooked in 2.5 hours. Rub butter under the skin and do the first 30 minutes at 450 followed by 2 hours at 350F and the skin is crispy and no need for basting. The speed it cooks can catch you out hence our dry run to test.

The result is moist perfectly cooked turkey and an oven you can use for roast sprouts.
More information required on this turkey oven device.

What's the equivalent item in the UK do you reckon?

Am liking the idea of being able to free the main oven up, especially for New Year's Eve when we've got a few families coming over for food.

illmonkey

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18,177 posts

198 months

Thursday 13th December 2018
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Ocado binned in favour of going to a shop and buying stuff, so we can see it all (quantities etc).

M&S have a good range of Christmas sides, including meat stuffing yum, so heading there at lunch to get bits. I spotted yesterday they have a foot long 'pig in blanket' and got very excited, but then told I was not allowed to buy it for the Christmas dinner. I sulked, then told I could buy it for my self for an other day smile

What are thoughts on french bread and pate, with some other bits, for a starter? It was either this or a sort of anti-pasti board, but seems a bit too European!


ambuletz

10,724 posts

181 months

Thursday 13th December 2018
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illmonkey said:
Ocado binned in favour of going to a shop and buying stuff, so we can see it all (quantities etc).

What are thoughts on french bread and pate, with some other bits, for a starter? It was either this or a sort of anti-pasti board, but seems a bit too European!
If you have any polish shops in your area buy yourself some smalec. its basically pork fat in a spread form. tastes amazing.

FiF

44,050 posts

251 months

Thursday 13th December 2018
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We're doing a turkey crown the day before and on the day a goose from just ten minutes away,
https://www.goodmansgeese.co.uk/home

Chestnut stuffing done the day before too.

Like the idea of spreadsheet / Gantt chart, as dear daughter is doing it then no doubt spreadsheetwizz will be in full flow.

Giant beef rib for New Year though.

Oven size limitations usually mean it will be another year when the "next year we'll rotisserie the bird" comments are deployed.

geeks

9,164 posts

139 months

Thursday 13th December 2018
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illmonkey said:
Its good but you haven't allowed time for getting stuff out and dishing up, only the meat is scheduled to come out of the oven. Its surprising how dishing up can push you back and it quickly descends into chaos at serving time (I don't mean dishing up as in plates but as in to hat trays/dishes etc and transferring to the table) you also need time slot to turn your roasting veg. Its a good start though just keep in mind that actions have consequences (in terms of time lol)

Can I also recommend knocking up some eggnog, I consume vast quantities of it on Christmas smile

21TonyK

11,513 posts

209 months

Thursday 13th December 2018
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I've just added up the numbers and I've got 190 for "Xmas lunch" on Wednesday, just me and a junior cook with Mrs 21 stepping in on pots.

geeks

9,164 posts

139 months

Thursday 13th December 2018
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21TonyK said:
I've just added up the numbers and I've got 190 for "Xmas lunch" on Wednesday, just me and a junior cook with Mrs 21 stepping in on pots.
I don’t miss cooking for a living, I feel your pain!

21TonyK

11,513 posts

209 months

Thursday 13th December 2018
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geeks said:
21TonyK said:
I've just added up the numbers and I've got 190 for "Xmas lunch" on Wednesday, just me and a junior cook with Mrs 21 stepping in on pots.
I don’t miss cooking for a living, I feel your pain!
yeah.. thats Wednesday. Theres still Thursday and Friday as well!

85Carrera

3,503 posts

237 months

Thursday 13th December 2018
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Birdster said:
Does anyone here pick up a turkey from a local farm?

I normally pick up a refrigerated one from M&S or somewhere similar. Have used frozen also, but thinking of purchasing local this time. Is it worth the effort? Or any recommendations for online delivery if it’s good?

I get mine from this lot and can heartily recommend them -

https://www.salixfarmturkeys.co.uk


prand

5,915 posts

196 months

Thursday 13th December 2018
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85Carrera said:

I get mine from this lot and can heartily recommend them -

https://www.salixfarmturkeys.co.uk
We've have had a couple from Copas which are local to us in Cookham and you can collect, which is a nice trip out when you're collecing the last few bits (essential is the long way home via Rebellion Brewery in Marlow where you can have a couple of pints at 9.30 in the morning in the brewery shop!), but are a huge enterprise now, so are available all over the place in butchers and local supermarkets. They are good but expensive. We get a fresh turkey via Bowditch butchers, from a local farm new High Wycombe which is a fair bit cheaper but just as nice, plus I can get their home smoked bacon, sausages etc at the same time.

MissChief

7,101 posts

168 months

Sunday 16th December 2018
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If anyone is looking for an alternative stuffing than the usual try this. https://www.nigella.com/recipes/gingerbread-stuffi... It really is amazing. My mum makes great stuffing with mushrooms and bits of bacon but st Christmas she makes two lots with the gingerbread stuff too. It’s wondrous!

illmonkey

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18,177 posts

198 months

Sunday 16th December 2018
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Today is the big day!

Prep began at 9, here’s where we stand right now.


FiF

44,050 posts

251 months

Sunday 16th December 2018
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illmonkey said:
Today is the big day!

Prep began at 9, here’s where we stand right now.

So your turkey was called Vicky?

illmonkey

Original Poster:

18,177 posts

198 months

Sunday 16th December 2018
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Ha, must be because it’s neither of our names!

Getting interesting now the meat is prepped


h0b0

7,578 posts

196 months

Sunday 16th December 2018
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vladcjelli said:
More information required on this turkey oven device.
roasting oven

Using one will transform your Christmas cooking. Stick butter under the skin and shove it in on high for 30 minutes then turn down to 350F for 2 hours. Don’t baste it or even look at it. It will self baste. Rest for 30 minutes. You will be able to make great gravy from the juices.

It really is that simple. It takes all the stress out of balancing times and temperatures for everything. The only warning is to believe the instruction book on how long it takes to cook the turkey as it will cook in one hour less than traditional oven cooking.

Using one this year (Thanksgiving) was even more useful than previous years because we moved house and only have one large oven instead of the 2 we used to have.

Another thing we do at Christmas to make the most of cooking devices is a whole tenderloin, or indeed 2 as we did last year, on salt blocks on a gas grill. All it took was my friend and I drinking huge quantities of alcohol. We checked the temperature in a couple of places and then rested it. The best part is that the diameter varies down the length so those that want raw go to the thicker meat and those that was well done go to the other end.

I’m no cooking genius but the 2 methods above make it very easy to get great results.

V8mate

45,899 posts

189 months

Sunday 16th December 2018
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I always roast the various meats the day before and make the gravy. Good gravy needs attention; not distraction by finalising a dozen side dishes.

On the day, I slice the cold joints and heat them in the warmed gravy.

Can't be bothered with loads of serving dishes, so I just line everything up and let people help themselves in the kitchen. Leaves the table with plenty of space for wine, crackers and 'pretty stuff'.


illmonkey

Original Poster:

18,177 posts

198 months

Monday 17th December 2018
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I got a little swept up in it yesterday, so forgot to post, or take photos! Suffice to say, it went down a storm and everyone went home complaining their bellies hurt hehe

Quantities were bang on, we're left with enough beef for a few lunches, and enough turkey to maybe do 4 dinner portions (thinking curry), along with a few roast potatoes.

Lessons learnt (and some were advised!):

  • Do more prep early on - Although it was fine, it'd have been much easier to split the work over 2 days, so peeling etc the day before.
  • Everything takes a long time to cook - I did add time for everything, but in reality the potatoes too over 2 hours to cook, as the oven had 3 levels in and all were maxxed out. The oven was on 250C to try and get heat in there. The turkey took 3 hours, not the 2h10 I planned.
  • You can have a plan but it might not work out - Due to the slow cooking as above, it was a case of judging by eye, by 1:45 the list went and I winged it. Everything got a 2/3rd cooked approach, roasted then finished off.
  • Use a lot of foil to keep stuff warm
Thanks to everyone who posted, I kept referring back to some comments in my head. To people facing this in the near future, good luck! I can now relax and enjoy Christmas day lunch, as I'm only in charge of potatoes!




geeks

9,164 posts

139 months

Monday 17th December 2018
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Well done OP, it never goes to plan, it's why for the last 10 years I have sworn that I won't cook again next year and then low and behold, guess what? 7 this year, which is a low number for us!


21TonyK said:
geeks said:
21TonyK said:
I've just added up the numbers and I've got 190 for "Xmas lunch" on Wednesday, just me and a junior cook with Mrs 21 stepping in on pots.
I don’t miss cooking for a living, I feel your pain!
yeah.. thats Wednesday. Theres still Thursday and Friday as well!
Ooof! Good luck Chef!

21TonyK

11,513 posts

209 months

Tuesday 18th December 2018
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Well done, never a "joy" cooking enmass in a domestic kitchen!

Heres my plan for tomorrow, the only thing cooked on the day are the potatoes, everything else is done last week, yesterday or today.

Tomorrow is almost like a day off!