Dirty Takeaway Pictures (Vol. 4)

Dirty Takeaway Pictures (Vol. 4)

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BrabusMog

20,083 posts

185 months

Saturday 24th October 2020
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Wow nawabi roll sounds lush

craigjm

17,908 posts

199 months

Saturday 24th October 2020
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BrabusMog said:
Wow nawabi roll sounds lush
Quite a common street food in India

loskie

5,143 posts

119 months

Saturday 24th October 2020
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FA57 VWT said:
Here we go, forgot to take snap in my eagerness to consume so there’s a few chunks missing -


Looks like it comes with its own tapeworm

FA57 VWT

1,965 posts

42 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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You’ll need to sit down for a moment while I tell you the aftermath of last nights kebabage.

I always over order, there’s a whole XL chicken shish kebab left over, cold, grilled chicken makes a breakfast of kings.

As my wife was decanting the spare chicken into a plastic container for the fridge she managed to lose her grip of several stacked dinner plates and on top of the plates was the box of chicken.

For those of a nervous disposition- the plates, cutlery and huge box of shish kebabs all hit the tiled kitchen floor, the plates shattering into a million pieces all over the delicately grilled chicken pieces

I’m sad to tell you all the shish didn’t survive, it was covered in shards of smashed plates.

RIP. cry

BrabusMog

20,083 posts

185 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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FA57 VWT said:
You’ll need to sit down for a moment while I tell you the aftermath of last nights kebabage.

I always over order, there’s a whole XL chicken shish kebab left over, cold, grilled chicken makes a breakfast of kings.

As my wife was decanting the spare chicken into a plastic container for the fridge she managed to lose her grip of several stacked dinner plates and on top of the plates was the box of chicken.

For those of a nervous disposition- the plates, cutlery and huge box of shish kebabs all hit the tiled kitchen floor, the plates shattering into a million pieces all over the delicately grilled chicken pieces

I’m sad to tell you all the shish didn’t survive, it was covered in shards of smashed plates.

RIP. cry
That's a crying shame but I know who would be paying for some kind of takeout today to make amends biggrin And as long as those nice leopard print place mats survived it's not all bad!

loskie

5,143 posts

119 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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Your opening line made me immediately think of your toilet this morning. Thank goodness I read further and my mind was saved.

RC1807

12,482 posts

167 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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laugh

Me too. So pleased it wasn't *that*, but sorry for your loss, all the same. frown

eskidavies

5,341 posts

158 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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Criminal,I would’ve ordered another straight away if the seed had been planted that I was having bab for for breakfast,or I’d have been sat cross legged sifting through and salvaged what I could,a quick rinse under tap to wash of any bits that could cut your throat/ass on the way out

FA57 VWT

1,965 posts

42 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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Guys, I really appreciate all of your kind words, I don’t think things have fully sunk in yet but I’m sure time will be a great healer.

It’s times like this that the PH massive really pull together and make this site so amazing.

Bless you all.

BrabusMog

20,083 posts

185 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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eskidavies said:
Criminal,I would’ve ordered another straight away if the seed had been planted that I was having bab for for breakfast,or I’d have been sat cross legged sifting through and salvaged what I could,a quick rinse under tap to wash of any bits that could cut your throat/ass on the way out
laugh

BrabusMog

20,083 posts

185 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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anonymous said:
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Ahaha, every time I got up (but only in Nando’s) I’d be saying make sure they don’t take it away babe, I’m not finished laugh

illmonkey

18,111 posts

197 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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Haiyaa, what are you lot doing leaving the table with food still to consume?!

Failed.

BrabusMog

20,083 posts

185 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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UK kebab shop pizza far better than Swedish. Back to healthy-ish food tomorrow I think...


loskie

5,143 posts

119 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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kebab shop pizzas really are crap

giblet

8,824 posts

176 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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loskie said:
kebab shop pizzas really are crap
That depends entirely on the kebab shop. I’m a pizza snob, have my own wood burning ovens and refuse to eat the likes of Pizza Hut and Dominos but there are one or two kebab shops whose pizzas I strangely enjoy

loskie

5,143 posts

119 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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I've only ever had Dominoes once, that was with a voucher. I think "once" says it all.

BrabusMog

20,083 posts

185 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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giblet said:
loskie said:
kebab shop pizzas really are crap
That depends entirely on the kebab shop. I’m a pizza snob, have my own wood burning ovens and refuse to eat the likes of Pizza Hut and Dominos but there are one or two kebab shops whose pizzas I strangely enjoy
Pretty much how I feel.

eskidavies

5,341 posts

158 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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Donner pizza ,nice and dirty

romeodelta

1,113 posts

160 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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craigjm said:
romeodelta said:
RC1807 said:
Pie, chips, mushy peas, battered sausage, gravy (?) and what looks like a fking pitta bread?!
Ah, the age old northern quandary, do you call it a muffin, barm, roll, bap, pitta etc.
erm.... a pitta bread is a very distinct thing compared to a barm, roll, bap, batch etc that are localisms for a bread roll
Sorry, a bit of subtle sarcasm there.

romeodelta

1,113 posts

160 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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benjipeg said:
Last weeks local Chinese, crispy beef garlic and chilli, salt chilli chips, salt chilli chicken, Singapore vermicelli, sweet Nd sour chicken...
Looks good. I'm as guilty as anyone with leftovers, especially in my student days, but a week is pushing it laugh