Dirty Takeaway Pictures (Vol. 4)
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You’ll need to sit down for a moment while I tell you the aftermath of last nights kebabage.
I always over order, there’s a whole XL chicken shish kebab left over, cold, grilled chicken makes a breakfast of kings.
As my wife was decanting the spare chicken into a plastic container for the fridge she managed to lose her grip of several stacked dinner plates and on top of the plates was the box of chicken.
For those of a nervous disposition- the plates, cutlery and huge box of shish kebabs all hit the tiled kitchen floor, the plates shattering into a million pieces all over the delicately grilled chicken pieces
I’m sad to tell you all the shish didn’t survive, it was covered in shards of smashed plates.
RIP.
I always over order, there’s a whole XL chicken shish kebab left over, cold, grilled chicken makes a breakfast of kings.
As my wife was decanting the spare chicken into a plastic container for the fridge she managed to lose her grip of several stacked dinner plates and on top of the plates was the box of chicken.
For those of a nervous disposition- the plates, cutlery and huge box of shish kebabs all hit the tiled kitchen floor, the plates shattering into a million pieces all over the delicately grilled chicken pieces
I’m sad to tell you all the shish didn’t survive, it was covered in shards of smashed plates.
RIP.
FA57 VWT said:
You’ll need to sit down for a moment while I tell you the aftermath of last nights kebabage.
I always over order, there’s a whole XL chicken shish kebab left over, cold, grilled chicken makes a breakfast of kings.
As my wife was decanting the spare chicken into a plastic container for the fridge she managed to lose her grip of several stacked dinner plates and on top of the plates was the box of chicken.
For those of a nervous disposition- the plates, cutlery and huge box of shish kebabs all hit the tiled kitchen floor, the plates shattering into a million pieces all over the delicately grilled chicken pieces
I’m sad to tell you all the shish didn’t survive, it was covered in shards of smashed plates.
RIP.
That's a crying shame but I know who would be paying for some kind of takeout today to make amends And as long as those nice leopard print place mats survived it's not all bad!I always over order, there’s a whole XL chicken shish kebab left over, cold, grilled chicken makes a breakfast of kings.
As my wife was decanting the spare chicken into a plastic container for the fridge she managed to lose her grip of several stacked dinner plates and on top of the plates was the box of chicken.
For those of a nervous disposition- the plates, cutlery and huge box of shish kebabs all hit the tiled kitchen floor, the plates shattering into a million pieces all over the delicately grilled chicken pieces
I’m sad to tell you all the shish didn’t survive, it was covered in shards of smashed plates.
RIP.
Criminal,I would’ve ordered another straight away if the seed had been planted that I was having bab for for breakfast,or I’d have been sat cross legged sifting through and salvaged what I could,a quick rinse under tap to wash of any bits that could cut your throat/ass on the way out
eskidavies said:
Criminal,I would’ve ordered another straight away if the seed had been planted that I was having bab for for breakfast,or I’d have been sat cross legged sifting through and salvaged what I could,a quick rinse under tap to wash of any bits that could cut your throat/ass on the way out
giblet said:
loskie said:
kebab shop pizzas really are crap
That depends entirely on the kebab shop. I’m a pizza snob, have my own wood burning ovens and refuse to eat the likes of Pizza Hut and Dominos but there are one or two kebab shops whose pizzas I strangely enjoy craigjm said:
romeodelta said:
RC1807 said:
Pie, chips, mushy peas, battered sausage, gravy (?) and what looks like a fking pitta bread?!
Ah, the age old northern quandary, do you call it a muffin, barm, roll, bap, pitta etc.Gassing Station | Food, Drink & Restaurants | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff