Coffee. Grinder and Cafetiere or Pods in a machine

Coffee. Grinder and Cafetiere or Pods in a machine

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paralla

3,535 posts

135 months

Thursday 25th February 2021
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Tyre Smoke said:
And you have still not factored in the cost of the machine.

Never mind. I'll leave this thread to you and your coffee grinder friends. rolleyes
The apparent cost of the machine is £1 and already factored in. The real cost of the machine is part of the inflated price of the pods required.

I won't piss on your chips any more (than I already have) and just recognise that you really can't fix stupid.

paulguitar

23,403 posts

113 months

Thursday 25th February 2021
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This is just so PH. An argument over premium coffee methods and prices.

laugh

Flibble

6,475 posts

181 months

Thursday 25th February 2021
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Tyre Smoke said:
And you have still not factored in the cost of the machine.

Never mind. I'll leave this thread to you and your coffee grinder friends. rolleyes
The cost of which machine? It's a breakdown of the cost of your subscription.

Tyre Smoke

23,018 posts

261 months

Thursday 25th February 2021
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I see. So for buying something I'm happy with, am happy with the product, raw material and cost, I'm stupid?

Ok.

paralla

3,535 posts

135 months

Thursday 25th February 2021
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paulguitar said:
This is just so PH. An argument over premium coffee methods and prices.

laugh
Proper PH style would be to point out that Nespresso belongs in the "A bit Council" thread.

Raymond Reddington

2,971 posts

110 months

Thursday 25th February 2021
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Enjoy your new machine Tyre Smoke. If you end up churning through more pods than your subscription, the Aldi Kenyan ones are quite nice!

Edit: although I think that's just normal nespresso not virtuo!! Still, if your machine takes the normal pods give them a go!

paulguitar

23,403 posts

113 months

Thursday 25th February 2021
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paralla said:
paulguitar said:
This is just so PH. An argument over premium coffee methods and prices.

laugh
Proper PH style would be to point out that Nespresso belongs in the "A bit Council" thread.
There's still time for that...

paralla

3,535 posts

135 months

Thursday 25th February 2021
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Tyre Smoke said:
I see. So for buying something I'm happy with, am happy with the product, raw material and cost, I'm stupid?

Ok.
I'm happy to be corrected. Show us how you came to 35p/cup.

Flibble

6,475 posts

181 months

Thursday 25th February 2021
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paralla said:
If it's 2 cups of coffee per day for 2 years that's 2 x 365 x 2 = 730 cups of coffee

£721 / 730 = 99p per cup
Small correction, 2 x 365 x 2 is not 730, it's 1460.
49.4p per cup.

paralla

3,535 posts

135 months

Thursday 25th February 2021
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Flibble said:
Small correction, 2 x 365 x 2 is not 730, it's 1460.
49.4p per cup.
Well spotted, good to know someone is paying attention

Raymond Reddington

2,971 posts

110 months

Thursday 25th February 2021
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Some people are happy to pay for convenience, it's not a nice way to speak to someone really calling them stupid on the internet about stuff that doesn't matter.

If you do ever get the bug though, there are ways of spending lots of cash to make decent coffee.

rwdaspirations

48 posts

94 months

Thursday 25th February 2021
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Tyre Smoke said:
I see. So for buying something I'm happy with, am happy with the product, raw material and cost, I'm stupid?

Ok.
You generally pay for the convenience vs methods involving freshly ground coffee but that’s no different to a lot of things in life.

They’re a great product as they’re a decent upgrade over instant coffee, the milk frother and machine are well designed and they’re quick and easy to use, without the faff (to the average person not the coffee enthusiast) of weighing out beans, clearing up bits of coffee grind that go over the surface, cleaning up after etc.

I’ve got a Nespresso machine and much prefer freshly ground beans, however the convenience if you have people over cannot be understated. And for a flat white they’re absolutely fine, not amazing but fine and amazing if you drink Nescafé Gold Blend ordinarily! After all, the milk masks some of the bitterness and harshness anyway.

Just my 2p, thought I’d stick up for you! Enjoy your machine.

My tip based on experience of mine is avoid supermarket pods, I’ve found they’re 99% of the time inferior to the real Nespresso ones.

paulguitar

23,403 posts

113 months

Thursday 25th February 2021
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It's all gone a bit sensible.

Tyre Smoke

23,018 posts

261 months

Thursday 25th February 2021
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Take the cost of the machine out of your £721. Leaves £471.

£30/month buys 50 pods which is 1440 over 24 months. Divide £471 by 1440 and it's actually 32.7p per cup. And no mess.

But you can't educate stupid.

Flibble

6,475 posts

181 months

Thursday 25th February 2021
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To then compare with beans, it's 9 x 1460 grammes of coffee which is 13.1 kg. About £400 at £30/kg. Leaves £321 for a machine to break even.

So a cheapish bean-to-cup is going to work about about the same price over two years. With cheaper beans the beans and machine would probably be a little cheaper.

bigandclever

13,785 posts

238 months

Thursday 25th February 2021
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rwdaspirations said:
Just my 2p, thought I’d stick up for you!
some miseryguts might have said:
You mean £8.17 not 2p
tongue out

Flibble

6,475 posts

181 months

Thursday 25th February 2021
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Tyre Smoke said:
Take the cost of the machine out of your £721. Leaves £471.

£30/month buys 50 pods which is 1440 over 24 months. Divide £471 by 1440 and it's actually 32.7p per cup. And no mess.

But you can't educate stupid.
But you don't get the cost of the machine back, so you can't subtract it. At the end of two years you have spent £721 not £471. Unless you can somehow sell a two year old machine for the new RRP.

By that logic if the machine had an RRP of £1000 Nespresso would be paying you to take coffee off their hands.

Edited by Flibble on Thursday 25th February 15:11

paralla

3,535 posts

135 months

Thursday 25th February 2021
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Tyre Smoke said:
Take the cost of the machine out of your £721. Leaves £471.

£30/month buys 50 pods which is 1440 over 24 months. Divide £471 by 1440 and it's actually 32.7p per cup. And no mess.

But you can't educate stupid.
But the machine only costs £1 according to your original post and the Nespresso site

okgo

38,030 posts

198 months

Thursday 25th February 2021
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The elephant in the room is the brown liquid it is squirting out instead of coffee hehe

LordGrover

33,539 posts

212 months

Thursday 25th February 2021
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Jeez.

I'm out.