Gentleman's Relish

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cslgirl

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2,215 posts

220 months

Friday 23rd January 2009
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I have never heard of this before - until now. I thought it sounded a bit rudeeek!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gentleman's_Relish

Anyway, I am intrigued - has anyone tried this or can recommend it?


dougc

8,240 posts

265 months

Friday 23rd January 2009
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Wiki said:
Gentlemans relish is also a polite Victorian way of describing sperm... Rather than have an aristocrat say "By Jeeves I just left a load of tattie water on her face", He would politely say, "My word old bean, I appear to have left a bit of Gentlemans Relish on this fine lady's loin cloth" As you can appreciate this is a far more Gentleman-y way of describing a hideous act of spunkin on someones face!
Childish but rofl

Don

28,377 posts

284 months

Friday 23rd January 2009
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dougc said:
Wiki said:
Gentlemans relish is also a polite Victorian way of describing sperm... Rather than have an aristocrat say "By Jeeves I just left a load of tattie water on her face", He would politely say, "My word old bean, I appear to have left a bit of Gentlemans Relish on this fine lady's loin cloth" As you can appreciate this is a far more Gentleman-y way of describing a hideous act of spunkin on someones face!
Childish but rofl
Where did you get that from!?

Although I had heard the term used in that context before now...

cslgirl

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Friday 23rd January 2009
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laughlaugh

dougc

8,240 posts

265 months

Friday 23rd January 2009
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I can't believe its on the Wiki page - aren't they usually pretty hot on people joking about? Tends to get edited off fairly sharpish.

Don

28,377 posts

284 months

Friday 23rd January 2009
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dougc said:
I can't believe its on the Wiki page - aren't they usually pretty hot on people joking about? Tends to get edited off fairly sharpish.
Can't see it myself. Maybe it's gone already!?

cslgirl

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Friday 23rd January 2009
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I didn't see it either, til it was pointed out to me! Second paragraph from the bottom.

And I can't stop laughing!!

Edited by cslgirl on Friday 23 January 15:34

Don

28,377 posts

284 months

Friday 23rd January 2009
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cslgirl said:
I didn't see it either, til it was pointed out to me! Second paragraph from the bottom.
I checked the edit history and, at least on what I'm seeing, that text has been removed. Interesting to see Wiki censorship in action...


cslgirl

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220 months

Friday 23rd January 2009
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I can still see it

"Gentleman's Relish is a type of anchovy paste. It is also known as Patum Peperium.

It was created in 1828 by an Englishman called John Osborn. It tastes very strong, very salty and slightly fishy (a bit like trout) and contains anchovies (minimum 60%), butter, herbs and spices. The exact recipe however has remained a secret and was passed down by word of mouth over the years. Today, only Elsenham Quality Foods in Elsenham, England is licensed to make it.

The traditional way of eating Gentleman's Relish is on thin slices of buttered white bread toast, either on its own, or with cucumber, or mustard and cress.

Gentlemans relish is also a polite Victorian way of describing sperm... Rather than have an aristocrat say "By Jeeves I just left a load of tattie water on her face", He would politely say, "My word old bean, I appear to have left a bit of Gentlemans Relish on this fine lady's loin cloth" As you can appreciate this is a far more Gentleman-y way of describing a hideous act of spunkin on someones face!

Gentleman's Relish can also be added to mince for a different-tasting shepherd's pie or to the mixture for fish cakes, potato cakes and croquettes. Alternatively it can be melted into scrambled eggs or be used as a topping for jacket potatoes."

stourbridges2tvr

395 posts

210 months

Friday 23rd January 2009
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Lovely on a bit of buttered toast - good for making canapes too.
(The anchovy stuff - not the other!)

Rude Girl

6,937 posts

259 months

Friday 23rd January 2009
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The anchovy stuff is lovely (but not if you don't like anchovies).

The same people do a smoked salmon one as well - I'd advise you not to touch that with a bargepole.

alman

796 posts

210 months

Friday 23rd January 2009
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Bleeuurrrgh!!! salty fish paste!!

whoami

13,151 posts

240 months

Saturday 24th January 2009
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tattie water

laugh

Tycho

11,587 posts

273 months

Sunday 25th January 2009
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stourbridges2tvr said:
Lovely on a bit of buttered toast - good for making canapes too.
(The anchovy stuff - not the other!)
+1 lovely stuff.

zygalski

7,759 posts

145 months

Sunday 23rd April 2017
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Sainsbury's have stopped selling it frown
Where's the cheapest place to get it online without having to pay ridiculous p&p charges. Anyone?

bingybongy

3,875 posts

146 months

zygalski

7,759 posts

145 months

Sunday 23rd April 2017
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Thanks. smile
Weirdly the larger pot costs less than the smaller one.

NormalWisdom

2,139 posts

159 months

Sunday 20th September 2020
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Bit of resurrection here;

My local Sainsbury and Waitrose have both not stocked this for around 3 months - Amazon is about 3x the price (£2.75 in Sainsbury) and even the sellers there appear to be out of stock.

Does anyone else who imbibes have a source??

Matt Harper

6,618 posts

201 months

Sunday 20th September 2020
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Similar to Cream of Sum Yung Ghi.

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

186 months

Sunday 20th September 2020
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I went out for a night out with some mates years ago and this random friend of one of them invited himself along.

We ended up talking about random condiments, mentioned gentlemen's relish, and he blurted out "I make my own gentlemen's relish."

We did not let it lie.