Mis-heard song lyrics

[227bhp]

Pointer Sisters - The cameraman screwed me....

[Evangelion]

Beatles - "the girl with colitis goes by"

For years my mother thought the song Do Re Mi (from The Sound Of Music) contained the line,
"Tea, a drink with Sam and Fred."

[boobles]

Stick with it.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ukn2YT5jeM

[boobles]

robbocop33 said:

https://youtu.be/0ukn2YT5jeM
;-)

Wow only 3 posts below mine!

[227bhp]

Michael McDonald clearly sings:
"You are the magic
You're right where I wanna wee"

In Sweet freedom.

[227bhp]

In Coldplay's new song 'Miracles' the rapper says "I wee on the sidewalk".

[227bhp]

Starship, 'We built this city' on sausage rolls and 'Looking for America, coming through your stools'.
The first one is what I sing, the second is what it sounds like they sing

[HustleRussell]

Don't be afraid to catch fish
Fish with me

...This is a rare example of the mis-heard lyric making far more sense than the actual lyrics which are about 'feels'.

Edited by HustleRussell on Thursday 3rd August 13:46

[droopsnoot]

HustleRussell said:

Don't be afraid to catch fish
Fish with me

...This is a rare example of the mis-heard lyric making far more sense than the actual lyrics which are about 'feels'.

I keep hearing that on the radio, and also thought it was about fish. I've given up trying to analyse "modern" lyrics.

There's another recent one where someone talks about "rubbing that turd along my neck". I think the actual lyric is "rubbing that turtle on my neck" which of course makes much more sense.

[227bhp]

Adamskis Killer:

Riicce among future kings can only lead to no good
Besides....

[kellys hero]

Realised this week, in a moment that alcoholics may refer to as "a moment of clarity " that the Monkees actually sing cheer up sleepy Jean and not cheer up sweet Vigiene. Which is what I have always took to be the lyrics.


For the last 40 odd years..

[227bhp]

"Come the morning and the head lice fade away"

Aha, Living daylights.

[227bhp]

droopsnoot said:

HustleRussell said:

Don't be afraid to catch fish
Fish with me

...This is a rare example of the mis-heard lyric making far more sense than the actual lyrics which are about 'feels'.

I keep hearing that on the radio, and also thought it was about fish. I've given up trying to analyse "modern" lyrics.

There's another recent one where someone talks about "rubbing that turd along my neck". I think the actual lyric is "rubbing that turtle on my neck" which of course makes much more sense.

Lol, I thought it was fish for certain, It could be an advert now for 'Plenty of Fish' dating site

The Communards sing:
"You started this fire now lick my sole
can't you see it's burning out of control'

[227bhp]

"I'm swinging, with my aresholes"
The new sting Shania Twain single.

[Escapegoat]

"So I'd like to know, where you got the nose from"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO1Z8ikSEPU

[227bhp]

Maroon Fives current hit - What Lovers Do ft. SZA
"st for you" apparently.

[Evangelion]

Escapegoat said:

"So I'd like to know, where you got the nose from"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO1Z8ikSEPU

Sounds more like, "So I'd like to know where you got your nose job" to me, but I take your point.

[227bhp]

I've only just realised Rockwell wasn't singing "I wonder who's watching me now, the IRA?"

[Moonhawk]

"Ruddy the red dicked reindeer" - Dean Martin

1:50 onwards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPCvyJod0WM

[colin_p]

U2 - Mysterious Ways.

Bone-on sings "Light up my NANDOS" a few times.

(I've not read this thread and I'm sure someone may have put this one up before).