I feel like my intelligence has been sapped away...

[Miguel Alvarez]

Papa Hotel said:

Triumph Man said:

He did bang Tulisa on numerous occasions though. More reason to hate him and all that he stands for.

Why would that make you hate him?

Are you jealous that he bumped uglies with some council estate scrubber? They're two a penny mate, knock yourself out!

I actually feel sorry for him. After seeing her head video she comes across as a st lay.

[buzzeh123]

StuB said:

The Intellectual Doorman (sounds like a Mills & Boon already), now known as the THE STORMTROOPER?

I think you should put your creative energyies to a score for this little ditty;

Gonna fireup ma 'light sabre,
From da death star I'm gonna save-ya,
Yo Princess Leah feel ma powa,
Gonna take you up da OXO tower.

Word.

[GadgeS3C]

goldblum said:

I was taking the mick.

I was setting myself up for my "attachment" comment

[Guvernator]

StuB said:

The Intellectual Doorman (sounds like a Mills & Boon already), now known as the THE STORMTROOPER?

I think you should put your creative energyies to a score for this little ditty;

Gonna fireup ma 'light sabre,
From da death star I'm gonna save-ya,
Yo Princess Leah feel ma powa,
Gonna take you up da OXO tower.

Word.

Eminem move over, you is talented brother

Oh and one thing this thread has taught me is that bouncers aren't really thick neanderthals, who knew!

[Rude-boy]

Guvernator said:

Oh and one thing this thread has taught me is that bouncers aren't really thick neanderthals, who knew!

Some, dear boy, some.

I assure you you can still find the odd strategically shaved gorilla in the midst of the MENSA candidates.

[Use Psychology]

Fitz666 said:

I used to to the doors part time in my previous career, I was a Microbiologist.

i thought doormen were usually of ample stature?

[MadMullah]

• LMAO*

thank you PH.

i've actually got a degree. I had an SIA licence which i got 7 years ago whilst working a second job - I'm having to work full time after being made redundant - not one to sit on my ass waiting around.

i'm just happy it wasnt that tool dappy - some of the stuff he's said makes my blood boil.

[Guvernator]

Rude-boy said:

Guvernator said:

Oh and one thing this thread has taught me is that bouncers aren't really thick neanderthals, who knew!

Some, dear boy, some.

I assure you you can still find the odd strategically shaved gorilla in the midst of the MENSA candidates.

I know, my post was ever so slightly tongue in cheek.

Without fail, every bouncer I have ever met till now has been, err how can I put this delicately, mentally challenged.

[ILoveMondeo]

MadMullah said:

*LMAO*



i'm just happy it wasnt that tool dappy - some of the stuff he's said makes my blood boil.

but, Dappy is "like a changed man, chris brown..."

(lyric from his last single)

[MadMullah]

Guvernator said:

I know, my post was ever so slightly tongue in cheek.

Without fail, every bouncer I have ever met till now has been, err how can I put this delicately, mentally challenged.

let me put this to you

your working at a pub/bar/club and the sheer number of drunks you have to deal with

do you really want to stand there and have an intellectual conversation with them? alot of them time you just want them to go away.

last night i probably ejected 5-10 people yesterday - each of them wanting to speak and get their POV across - would you happily stand there whilst they blabbered the same thing over and over and over in the hope they may some how seem less drunk?

when you work as a doctor the need to be intelligent and be seen to be intelligent is there all the time. when you work as a doorman it isnt.

[Guvernator]

MadMullah said:

let me put this to you

your working at a pub/bar/club and the sheer number of drunks you have to deal with

do you really want to stand there and have an intellectual conversation with them? alot of them time you just want them to go away.

last night i probably ejected 5-10 people yesterday - each of them wanting to speak and get their POV across - would you happily stand there whilst they blabbered the same thing over and over and over in the hope they may some how seem less drunk?

when you work as a doctor the need to be intelligent and be seen to be intelligent is there all the time. when you work as a doorman it isnt.

I certainly get the fact you are basically dealing with idiots 90% of the time so it sort of goes with the territory and I have no problem with that. When I was younger, visiting some let's say lower class establishments and probably being a complete drunken d*ckhead I can totally see why a bouncer wouldn't be interested in engaging in conversation.

However I have also been to many classier venues when older, wiser and a lot less drunk and the bouncers have still almost without fail been what I'd call lacking in intelligence or failing that, even some common courtesy. I'm sure their are the odd few who deviate from this stereotype but I've not met them.

As for Ndubz, I really have very little clue as to why these talentless no hoppers are deemed to be worthy of chart topping success, I guess some people are just lucky.

[CrabDan]

He's a c*nt. A moronic, talentless c*nt. So what if he's loaded... Just makes him more of a c*nt.

Ps.

C*NT.

[CrabDan]

Guvernator said:

lacking in intelligence.

So are the Paras.

Still do a decent job though, unlike that Fazer c*nt.

[Alfanatic]

I am the walrus - a Beatle
I am the table - Metallica
Shoot you with my love gun - every second heavy metal group in the '80s

Crap lyrics have been with us since the rise of 4/4 with a backbeat. Sometimes it's about the lyrics, but sometimes it's about the music. Then sometimes it's about the groove.

[GokTweed]

Alfanatic said:

I am the walrus - a Beatle
I am the table - Metallica
Shoot you with my love gun - every second heavy metal group in the '80s

Crap lyrics have been with us since the rise of 4/4 with a backbeat. Sometimes it's about the lyrics, but sometimes it's about the music. Then sometimes it's about the groove.

But it's mostly about the money with this prick

[bennyboysvuk]

This talk of brain surgery reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THNPmhBl-8I

[Willy Nilly]

CrabDan said:

He's a c*nt. A moronic, talentless c*nt. So what if he's loaded... Just makes him more of a c*nt.

Ps.

C*NT.

He won't be that wealthy though, will he? Even if he is, he's still a bell end.

[MadMullah]

Willy Nilly said:

CrabDan said:

He's a c*nt. A moronic, talentless c*nt. So what if he's loaded... Just makes him more of a c*nt.

Ps.

C*NT.

He won't be that wealthy though, will he? Even if he is, he's still a bell end.

i doubt they will have the millions stashed away as i'm sure they proclaim

tulisa is a far bigger act now and i'm sure there's going to be a bigger solo career - bit like cheryl cole.

[Condi]

To be fair to them, they didnt get success from a talent show, or on a silver spoon. They worked for it and someone, somewhere, likes that crap. Probably 14 year old kids from inner cities, but hey, its worked for them, so fair enough.

There are lots of people in the world I dont like, but I dont have enough time to hate them all!

[Pothole]

el stovey said:

MadMullah said:

"Cock back, lock and load
I got my aim, i'm ready to go
I hit the target, rite where her heart is
Am a killer, love killer, love killer? "

I enjoy a love ballad as much as the next PHer.

He's a love killer, he intends to shoot her with his "love weapon" Is he just trying to make her love him by shooting her heart like cupid or does he mean to ejaculate on her?

To me, the image is unclear. Do you have any more stanzas?

I'm sure the PH edit has the line 'spaff on her chebs' to make it clearer.