I'm finally too old for Radio 1

[Badvok]

I've listened to Radio 1 for year but finally have had to give it up at the age of forty something as I can't stand the current 'popular music'

WTF are these lyrics meant to mean? (all taken from top 40 songs)

She's callin', I'm yawnin'
She's jarrin', no stallin'
I might link my ting from Barking

So I had to 'llow the paigon, allow the baiting
If I touch you, I'll bet you my house gets raided
I'm with some dumb youts that'll blaze for cussing
Don't raise their yout but they will raise the suttin'

When you hear the bud line boomin'
You know the money had me ridin' brutal
Now they see me and say "Bouff Daddy, Bouff Daddy"
And the mandem got it crackin' again

Ring ring pon the hands free
Piff ting called Ashanti
I zing zing like the grand prix
She fling fling off the panties
And them tings extra fancy

You be so fly you're my princess Jasmin
Taking flights every time we mappin'
I'm upset every time you leavin'
But I love how your ass be clappin'

[Patch1875]

6music all the way.

[anonymous-user]

Badvok said:

I've listened to Radio 1 for year but finally have had to give it up at the age of forty something as I can't stand the current 'popular music'
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Blimey you must be 30 years past the age Radio 1 caters for.

[MitchT]

Depends what time of day you're listening. I'm 43 and I enjoy it at certain times of day, then other times I find it unbearable. I genuinely love a lot of the pop music that's characterised this decade.

[Pericoloso]

No one in double figures listens to Grimy surely ?

Age or brain cell count that is......

[Zetec-S]

I left Radio 1 10 minutes into Grimmy’s 1st show after he took over from Chris Moyles. Haven’t listened to it since. About 18 months ago I discovered Moyles was doing the breakfast show on Radio X, so now enjoying that. Worth checking out (obviously depending on your opinion of Moyles, I know he’s not for everyone)

Funnily enough they were trying to decipher the lyrics of the “ting from barking” song the other day, and came up with a couple of parodies. Good for a laugh, I think they have clips on their Facebook page...

[IanJ9375]

Zetec-S said:

I left Radio 1 10 minutes into Grimmy’s 1st show after he took over from Chris Moyles. Haven’t listened to it since. About 18 months ago I discovered Moyles was doing the breakfast show on Radio X, so now enjoying that. Worth checking out (obviously depending on your opinion of Moyles, I know he’s not for everyone)

Funnily enough they were trying to decipher the lyrics of the “ting from barking” song the other day, and came up with a couple of parodies. Good for a laugh, I think they have clips on their Facebook page...

You've simply regressed back to the 90's like I have with listening to Moyles on X lol
Johnny Vaughn on 4-7 is also worthy, much funnier than he ever was when on TV

[Zetec-S]

IanJ9375 said:

You've simply regressed back to the 90's like I have with listening to Moyles on X lol
Johnny Vaughn on 4-7 is also worthy, much funnier than he ever was when on TV

Haha, yes definitely. Enjoy Johnny’s show as well, some good features on there (keep thinking I should contribute to martins hot tap ). Caught his Saturday kickabout morning show a few weeks ago and find that’s good entertainment as well.

[So]

Badvok said:

I've listened to Radio 1 for year but finally have had to give it up at the age of forty something as I can't stand the current 'popular music'

WTF are these lyrics meant to mean? (all taken from top 40 songs)

She's callin', I'm yawnin'
She's jarrin', no stallin'
I might link my ting from Barking

So I had to 'llow the paigon, allow the baiting
If I touch you, I'll bet you my house gets raided
I'm with some dumb youts that'll blaze for cussing
Don't raise their yout but they will raise the suttin'

When you hear the bud line boomin'
You know the money had me ridin' brutal
Now they see me and say "Bouff Daddy, Bouff Daddy"
And the mandem got it crackin' again

Ring ring pon the hands free
Piff ting called Ashanti
I zing zing like the grand prix
She fling fling off the panties
And them tings extra fancy

You be so fly you're my princess Jasmin
Taking flights every time we mappin'
I'm upset every time you leavin'
But I love how your ass be clappin'

I agree with you.

I am FAR, FAR, FAR to old to listen to Radio 1, but have done so since I was a nipper on and off. In the past year or so, however, the playlist has become contaminated with the sort of dross you mention above.

[Hub]

I too ditched Radio 1 when Moyles left - find him a bit annoying now though so prefer Christian O'Connell on Absolute (although he is leaving soon!)

Anyway that callin' yawnin' ste has to be the most irritating 'music' to grace the charts in a while.

My popular music knowledge used to be great, but I have no idea about what's number one these days!

[TobyLerone]

Badvok said:

I've listened to Radio 1 for year but finally have had to give it up at the age of forty something as I can't stand the current 'popular music'

WTF are these lyrics meant to mean? (all taken from top 40 songs)

She's callin', I'm yawnin'
She's jarrin', no stallin'
I might link my ting from Barking

So I had to 'llow the paigon, allow the baiting
If I touch you, I'll bet you my house gets raided
I'm with some dumb youts that'll blaze for cussing
Don't raise their yout but they will raise the suttin'

When you hear the bud line boomin'
You know the money had me ridin' brutal
Now they see me and say "Bouff Daddy, Bouff Daddy"
And the mandem got it crackin' again

Ring ring pon the hands free
Piff ting called Ashanti
I zing zing like the grand prix
She fling fling off the panties
And them tings extra fancy

You be so fly you're my princess Jasmin
Taking flights every time we mappin'
I'm upset every time you leavin'
But I love how your ass be clappin'

I'll agree, a lot of it is craaaaaaap. I quite like some pop music. Undeniably catchy at least.

I heard this at Christmas, and then saw the video... Genuinely laughing out loud at it. He's obviously having a laugh himself, but it goes to show that not all the musicians take themselves seriously at all times.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3M_5oYU-IsU

[BRR]

It's still pretty decent after 7pm, until then it's just music designed to be played out of phones round the back of spar whilst you drink a litre of white cider

[oilbethere]

It went down hill after they launched the racist 1Xtra station, no one was listening to it even the target audience. They then decided to push the 1xtra DJ's and "black"? music onto radio 1.

Danny Howard used to be really good on a Saturday afternoon, Mr Jam is on now and plays a lot of garage. fk that st.

[MrBarry123]

I like Ramz, J Hus and Not3s.



Perhaps strangely, I only listen to Radio 4 (Today, You and Yours, The World at One and PM) however 75% of my music collection must consist of music which is similar to the songs you reference.

[227bhp]

30 was the turning point for me I think, I must have matured quicker than you.

[Welshbeef]

Ring ring pon the hands free
Piff ting called Ashanti
I zing zing like the grand prix
She fling fling off the panties
And them tings extra fancy



Op your comprehension skills are low if you cannot work out what the above is supposed to mean.


He gets a call while on the car
It’s from this super hot babe Ashanti
It’s on so he floors it round to hers.
They get it on she rips off those panties
Then bones her in the anus

[TobyLerone]

Welshbeef said:

Then bones her in the anus

[mike74]

Forty something and you've only just come to the conclusion that you're too old for Radio 1?

[Welshbeef]

TobyLerone said:

Welshbeef said:

Then bones her in the anus

Loll yes forgot I wrote that 😉

[Badvok]

Welshbeef said:

Then bones her in the anus

And the other lyrics?

And the mandem got it crackin' again = bone her in the anus?
But I love how your ass be clappin' = bone her in the anus?
Don't raise their yout but they will raise the suttin' = bone her in the anus?