Lyrics you wouldn't get away with nowadays...

[uk66fastback]

99 Problems - Ice T ...

I love this track ... I don't know why, I'm 57.

Yeah, last year a lot of motherfkers asked me
Why I didn't do no old sex nasty st
But this year I went down to Miami and got my nigga from 2 Live
Brother Marquis in the house! (Yeah I'm the motherfkin nigga)
Yeah, we gonna answer the question about girl problems
All these niggas is havin girl problem, Marq
(Huh, tell them man, tell them how it is)
Lemme tell you what time is it
I got a ho from the East, got a ho from the West
Got a ho that likes to jack it off and rub it in her chest
I got a ho from the North, a ho from the South
A ho that likes to suck it long and hold it in her mouth
I got a bh with hair, a bh with none
A bh with a knife, a bh with a gun
A bh with a ass big as a TV set
And there's a bh over there; hey, the one I'm gonna get
But yo but maybe not, she might not like me though
No sweat to a vet; I'll slam her sister, though
Ice in the whole damn herd
I fk 'em all and leave 'em on the curve
I got a bh with a mink, who rocks a fat gold link
Who likes to fk me with her ass up on the kitchen sink
Got a bh with tits, a bh with ass
A bh with none, but hey I give her a pass
And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
And they love me back - that's why they stay with me
So if you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son
Got 99 problems and a bh ain't one - hit it..
Nah a bh ain't one
I got a bh that's old, a bh that's new
A bh who love velvet in the colors blue
I got a bh who's fat, a bh who's built
A bh who all her titties give out powdered milk
I got a bh who's funny, a bh who ain't
A bh who can sing, a bh who cain't
A bh who loves fkin on a airplane..
I even got a bh off Soul Train
I got a bh who rolls a rag-top Benz
Long ends
I got a bh who's broke as a bum
But she's the most fun
I got a bh who play piano, a bh who don't
A bh who dances naked, a bh who won't
A bh who's short, a bh who's tall
A bh who burns my pager with priority calls
And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
And they love me back - that's why they stay with me
So if you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son
Got 99 problems and a bh ain't one - hit me
Yo Marquis - you from Miami man why don't you show
These motherfkers all the over the world; the 2 Live style
Of how the bhes treat a motherfkin fly nigga like you
I got 99 problems and a bh ain't one of them
I don't trip on hoes, cause I don't need none of them
Pussy's the temptation, dick's the persuasion
All hoes suck cock nigga how you play 'em?
That's why I don't sleep on 'em, I just freak on 'em
Stick dick in they mouth; take it out and I skeet on 'em
The nigga the one-nighter, the bh exciter
I only love my hoes when I'm goin up inside her
Problem number one is gettin money
I'd rather taste the green than sip the honey
So don't expect nuttin cause I ain't offerin
I go hard on my bhes, cause I'm never never softenin
Puttin the demand on 'em, fk 'em and scram on 'em
The "wham, bam, thank you ma'am" game is ran on 'em
So fk how you feel, you fkin cheap thrill
I hope you took the pill cause I won't pay the bill
Gettin pussy's just another expense
If pussy pays the bills then dick pays the rent
I only need a ho for one thing and that's to cum
I've got 99 problems and a bh ain't one!
Ha! Yo Marquis my motherfker you got problems man?
(A bh ain't one) Aww st!
Now let me tell you how to do this st
I got a bh that loves to G
She'll fk you right after she fks me
I got a bh who loves both
I got a bh who loves handcuffs and ropes
I got a bh that's fast, a bh that's slow
A bh that's a virgin and a bh that's a ho
A bh that lies
A bh that's true
A bh who's a man BECAUSE THEY'RE "bhes 2"
I got a bh that's cool
A bh that's hot
A bh who loves rap, a bh who loves rock
A bh who's lost and one who knows where it's at
She gets up under me and purrs like a cat
I got a bh that runs, I got a bh that walks
I got a bh that yells, I got a bh who talks
I got a bh that's dirty, got a bh that's neat
I got a super fine bh that I knocked in the swap meet
And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
And they love me back - that's why they stay with me
So if you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and a bh ain't one - hit me
No a bh ain't one
(Huh, you know a bh ain't one!)
Youknahmsayin? I got problems with my motherfkin rent Marquis
But a bh ain't one
Man you got yourself nothin man
fk them raggedy stank-ass hoes nigga
A bh ain't one
I got a problems stayin out here on these streets
With the police trying to take a nigga out, y'know?
But a bh ain't one
Got problems with motherfkers.. buyin my records
But a bh ain't one
fk 'em all, nigga fk them motherfkers
Youknahmsayin? A bh ain't one
Got problems man
All them motherfkers can kiss my motherfkin ass f'real
Really, niggas worryin about bhes
They better, they better find somethin else to worry about

[Antony Moxey]

Shouldn’t this thread be renamed ‘Songs with slightly edgy lyrics’? Pretty much all the lyrics quoted you’d get away with nowadays, especially as quite a few of them are relatively recent anyway, and I imagine that most songs quoted are still available to buy today.

[br d]

"Foreign types with the hookah pipes say"

I would happily forgive them anything though, all of them.

[br d]

In fact watching the video from a modern perspective the whole thing would be considered monstrous, everybody is wilfully and crassly appropriating another culture in complete ignorance. Both the song and video wouldn't get made now, you couldn't have predicted that back then.

2:47 though eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv6tuzHUuuk&li...

[Johnspex]

Maurice Chevalier- Thank heavens for little girls

[Cantaloupe]

uk66fastback said:

99 Problems - Ice T ...

I love this track ... I don't know why, I'm 57.

It butters no parsnips making your decrepitude an excuse for having no taste in music.

[12TS]

Brown Sugar by The Stones?

Gold Coast slave ship bound for cotton fields
Sold in the market down in New Orleans
Scarred old slaver knows he's doin' all right
Hear him whip the women just around midnight
Brown Sugar, how come you taste so good
Brown Sugar, just like a young girl should
Drums beatin' cold, English blood runs hot
Lady of the house wonderin' when it's gonna stop
House boy knows that he's doin' all right
You should have heard him just around midnight
Brown Sugar, how come you taste so good
Brown Sugar, just like a young girl should
Brown Sugar, how come you dance so good
Brown Sugar, just like a black girl should
I bet your mama was a Cajun Queen,
And all her boyfriends were sweet sixteen
I'm no school boy but I know what I like
You should have heard them just around midnight
Brown Sugar, how come you taste so good
Brown Sugar, just like a black girl should
I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, wooo
How come you, how come you dance so good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, wooo
Just like a, just like a black girl should
Yeah, yeah, yeah, wooo

[Antony Moxey]

And yet Brown Sugar is still played on the radio as much as any other Stones track.

[P5BNij]

''Boy you've been a naughty girl you let your knickers down'' from The Beatles' 'I Am The Walrus.

[227bhp]

Antony Moxey said:

Shouldn’t this thread be renamed ‘Songs with slightly edgy lyrics’? Pretty much all the lyrics quoted you’d get away with nowadays, especially as quite a few of them are relatively recent anyway, and I imagine that most songs quoted are still available to buy today.

I already said as much a few pages ago, it should just be re-named 'Dirty lyrics' or something.

[Frank7]

Spandau Ballet- True

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I know this much is true
With a thrill in my head and a pill on my tongue
Dissolve the nerves that have just begun


It sounds like he’s suggesting, “Try ecstasy.”

[Morningside]

silvagod said:

There is of course, the opposite side of the coin:

Sex Pistols - God save The Queen. Banned at the time, completely, from the BBC, threats of arrest for treason.

Nowadays the records is freely played with no problem.

Odd isn't it? Same as hearing Relax by FGTH on a Saturday morning in Tesco,

[Frank7]

Johnspex said:

Maurice Chevalier- Thank heavens for little girls

I’m not dumb enough to argue with you John, and the opening few lines could certainly be interpreted as suspect, but Maurice goes on to say, “Thank heaven for little girls, because eventually they grow into adult women.”
With whom I hope we can agree, it’s perfectly okay to be with.

[K12beano]

So...

Has anyone yet cited “God Save The King/Queen”?

You need to go a bit deeper than first verse, for anyone that didn’t know....

[JustALooseScrew]

Cantaloupe said:

It butters no parsnips making your decrepitude an excuse for having no taste in music.

[JustALooseScrew]

Nik Gnashers said:

Magnum 475 said:

Even at the time they were controversial. But today.....

The Macc Lads - just about everything they ever wrote would be banned today.

Three examples:

"No Sheep 'til Buxton" - a song about sheep sh4gging

"Now he's a poof" - I don't know where to start with this one.

"Sweaty Betty" - legend!

I was about to type the same thing.
Pick anything from the Macc Lads back cat and it would not be played anywhere now (it was banned almost everywhere back then ffsk lol)....

I grew up in Macc and was in the 6th form just as they became known. I looked old enough to pass to get pints in the Bear's Head, Saturday afternoons often had us trawling through the LPs of complete ste being passed off as music in Hectic House.

Saw the band many times live after passing my driving test and the parents not knowing you could pile 8 of your mates in to a diesel sierra estate and hop over to Sheffield or Bradford to see them and get back just in time for curfew.

Heady days, don't know about song lyrics but our behaviour back then wouldn't be allowed now. (Mate of mine was shagging 'bin bag' for a brief period )

They [Macc Lads] are touring again, though I doubt it is quite the drunken debauchery it once was, probably more of a nostalgia trip for most I would assume.

ETA:
https://themacclads.co.uk/
Go see them if you can!

Edited by JustALooseScrew on Saturday 7th December 12:50

[Dave.]

AC/DC - Big Balls

[dandarez]

JustALooseScrew said:

Cantaloupe said:

It butters no parsnips making your decrepitude an excuse for having no taste in music.

(bold above) just reminded me of something by Fleetwood Mac's (or rather Peter Green) 'World Keeps Turning'

about 2m47 secs in, after 'I loved that little girl so much she...'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivS5wjwGbn8

[irocfan]

I just heard 17 by Winger - seems quite dodgy these days

[deeen]

227bhp said:

Antony Moxey said:

Shouldn’t this thread be renamed ‘Songs with slightly edgy lyrics’? Pretty much all the lyrics quoted you’d get away with nowadays, especially as quite a few of them are relatively recent anyway, and I imagine that most songs quoted are still available to buy today.

I already said as much a few pages ago, it should just be re-named 'Dirty lyrics' or something.

It's also context. For example. I doubt Prince Andrew would get away with the Beatles "Just 17" at the Buck House Xmas karaoke.