The Simpsons favourite bits thread

[Teppic]

Lisa getting a flyer photocopied:

Lisa: "I'd like 25 copies on Goldenrod. "
Clerk: "Right."
Lisa: "25 on Canary."
Clerk: "Mmhmm."
Lisa: "25 on Saffron."
Clerk: "All right."
Lisa: "And 25 on Paella."
Clerk: "Ok, 100 yellow."

[ChemicalChaos]

The Italian police book "I Criminali Americani"

Picture of Mayor Quimby - Drinko-Drivo
Picture of Peter Griffin - Plagiarismo
Picture of Stan Smith - Plagiarismo de Plagiarismo

[E65Ross]

I remember one short scene where Chief Wiggum is on holiday on the beach somewhere and he ends up sorting some police matter out and Ralph says something about him being on holiday. Chief Wiggum replies "crime doesn't take a vacation"

Then right next to them is Fat Tony with his friends throwing a beach ball about

[cologne2792]

Mr Burns alone, sitting behind his desk as dusk falls. He appears most tranquil and listens serenely as the Crickets start to chirrup outside.
He reflects silently for a moment,and then presses a button marked " Cricket Poison ".

[Steamer]

ChemicalChaos said:

The Italian police book "I Criminali Americani"

Picture of Mayor Quimby - Drinko-Drivo
Picture of Peter Griffin - Plagiarismo
Picture of Stan Smith - Plagiarismo de Plagiarismo

I've not seen that one - bit of a surprise. Was it really recent?

[cologne2792]

Steamer said:

ChemicalChaos said:

The Italian police book "I Criminali Americani"

Picture of Mayor Quimby - Drinko-Drivo
Picture of Peter Griffin - Plagiarismo
Picture of Stan Smith - Plagiarismo de Plagiarismo

I've not seen that one - bit of a surprise. Was it really recent?

2005 " The Italian Bob "
On Ch4 last week.

[Shakermaker]

The LA-Z Rider opening couch gag is one of my favourites, even if it is attached to a poor "new" episode, the opening always makes me smile

https://youtu.be/kZu5iDTtNg0

[E65Ross]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOQg_WoKYu4

The Simpsons really is remarkable isn't it. Cannot believe it started in 1989 and it's still going. Some of the recent episodes aren't all that special, but a few have also been really rather good. New seasons starts soon too, I believe!

[Teppic]

ChemicalChaos said:

The Italian police book "I Criminali Americani"

Picture of Mayor Quimby - Drinko-Drivo
Picture of Peter Griffin - Plagiarismo
Picture of Stan Smith - Plagiarismo de Plagiarismo

In a similar vein, from the Treehouse of Horror XIII episode "Send In The Clones":

[ChemicalChaos]

"Is this about my rabbit? The one who went to live upstate?"
"He died Bart, dad buried him in the back yard. Not in that order though"

[Russian Troll Bot]

When Lisa gets a letter from her South American pen pal


Dear Lisa, as I write to you, I am sad. Our President has been overthrown and REPLACED BY THE BENEVOLENT GENERAL KRALL. ALL HAIL KRALL AND HIS GLORIOUS NEW REGIME!

SINCERELY


LITTLE GIRL

[Tallow]

[moanthebairns]

arg that should do it.

[ChemicalChaos]

So many great bits in the episode where Grampa gets his licence back....

"He has to learn the hard way, just like my father did with me!"
"But Homer, he is your father"
[blank look]
"Cosmic"

"Thanks Achoo"
"It is poo, not choo"
"Meh, I have problems with both"

"Is this Branson, Missouri?"
"No, this is Bronson Missouri"

[Rostfritt]

I heard a brilliant one from the episode on C4 today.

Lisa walks in on Marge filling a ketchup bottle with dozens of sachets and a funnel.

Lisa: What are you doing?
Marge: Filling up the ketchup with sachets, I do it with the ketchup, mayo and mustard.
Lisa: Do you do it with relish?
Marge: No, I am not really proud of it.

[cologne2792]

Homer claims to have seen an Alien.

Lisa: " Dad, according to Junior Sceptic magazine... "

[moanthebairns]

https://www.thortful.com/card/5dc561db4bb1ed00010f...

And there's a picture of a train on it.

[Steamer]

moanthebairns said:

https://www.thortful.com/card/5dc561db4bb1ed00010f...

And there's a picture of a train on it.

Aww Ralph, what a legend.

Wish I could find a better quality version of this, but for all Ralph Wiggum fans that didn't know The Bloodhound Gang wrote a song entirely with Ralf's one liner classics:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaGFPdP0-ug

[bristolbaron]

I’m sure these will have all been posted before but when I think of the simpsons they stand out:

Sports sports sports sports: https://youtu.be/oDpzJk3X020

We’re here! We’re queer!:
https://youtu.be/4MI3phzCyiI

Stephen hawking offers to buy the beers:
https://youtu.be/uIDTQ5BoKP8

Monorail!
https://youtu.be/ZDOI0cq6GZM

[A Winner Is You]

I recently picked up Season 10 on DVD, whilst it is considered the start of the downward slope there are still plenty of laugh out loud moments. Might pick up 11 and 12 given they're pretty cheap now, but considering 13 has the episode with the magical jockeys who live in trees, no further than that.