The Simpsons favourite bits thread
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Old one but a good one, 'Bart what's your favourite sprinkler?'
https://youtu.be/clEGzYMXfVA
Gets me everytime I see it.
https://youtu.be/clEGzYMXfVA
Gets me everytime I see it.
Huge fan of Captain McCallister:
50 sea shanties, on three compact discs,
Arrr, squidy, i got nothin' against yer. I just heard there was gold in your belly.
I'll call you back, Ishmael
Not a nickel, yarr, he'll be dancin' for hours.
Here be a fine vessel. *Dinghy sinks.*. Yarr, I don't know what I'm doing.
50 sea shanties, on three compact discs,
Arrr, squidy, i got nothin' against yer. I just heard there was gold in your belly.
I'll call you back, Ishmael
Not a nickel, yarr, he'll be dancin' for hours.
Here be a fine vessel. *Dinghy sinks.*. Yarr, I don't know what I'm doing.
Mr Burns: "Well, if it's a crime to love one's country, then I'm guilty. And if it's a crime to steal a trillion dollars from our government and hand it over to communist Cuba, then I'm guilty of that too. And if it's a crime to bribe a jury, then so help me, I'll soon be guilty of that!"
BART AFTER DARK
Bart: "S-U-C-C-E-E-S, that's the way you spell success!"
Belle: "Are you wearing a garbage bag?"
Homer: I have misplaced my pants"
GRADE SCHOOL CONFIDENTIAL
Maude Flanders: "Excuse me, Edna. I don't think we're talking about love here. We are talking about S-E-X, in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N."
Krusty: "Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!"
Bart: "S-U-C-C-E-E-S, that's the way you spell success!"
Belle: "Are you wearing a garbage bag?"
Homer: I have misplaced my pants"
GRADE SCHOOL CONFIDENTIAL
Maude Flanders: "Excuse me, Edna. I don't think we're talking about love here. We are talking about S-E-X, in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N."
Krusty: "Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!"
Chief Wiggum sitting in his cop car eating a donut. Announcement comes over police radio.
"Be on the lookout for a maroon 1931 Stutz Bear Cat, a maroon 1931 Stutz Bear Cat."
Said Stutz Bear Cat drives past 2 seconds later. Wiggum looks at car, looks at donut and says "That one was more a magenta."
"Be on the lookout for a maroon 1931 Stutz Bear Cat, a maroon 1931 Stutz Bear Cat."
Said Stutz Bear Cat drives past 2 seconds later. Wiggum looks at car, looks at donut and says "That one was more a magenta."
TwigtheWonderkid said:
Chief Wiggum sitting in his cop car eating a donut. Announcement comes over police radio.
"Be on the lookout for a maroon 1931 Stutz Bear Cat, a maroon 1931 Stutz Bear Cat."
Said Stutz Bear Cat drives past 2 seconds later. Wiggum looks at car, looks at donut and says "That one was more a magenta."
Put out an APB for a suspect driving a...........car, of some description."Be on the lookout for a maroon 1931 Stutz Bear Cat, a maroon 1931 Stutz Bear Cat."
Said Stutz Bear Cat drives past 2 seconds later. Wiggum looks at car, looks at donut and says "That one was more a magenta."
TwigtheWonderkid said:
Chief Wiggum sitting in his cop car eating a donut. Announcement comes over police radio.
"Be on the lookout for a maroon 1931 Stutz Bear Cat, a maroon 1931 Stutz Bear Cat."
Said Stutz Bear Cat drives past 2 seconds later. Wiggum looks at car, looks at donut and says "That one was more a magenta."
Burgundy, in fact. Absolute classic that bit though! Gotta love Wiggum!"Be on the lookout for a maroon 1931 Stutz Bear Cat, a maroon 1931 Stutz Bear Cat."
Said Stutz Bear Cat drives past 2 seconds later. Wiggum looks at car, looks at donut and says "That one was more a magenta."
E65Ross said:
TwigtheWonderkid said:
Chief Wiggum sitting in his cop car eating a donut. Announcement comes over police radio.
"Be on the lookout for a maroon 1931 Stutz Bear Cat, a maroon 1931 Stutz Bear Cat."
Said Stutz Bear Cat drives past 2 seconds later. Wiggum looks at car, looks at donut and says "That one was more a magenta."
Burgundy, in fact. Absolute classic that bit though! Gotta love Wiggum!"Be on the lookout for a maroon 1931 Stutz Bear Cat, a maroon 1931 Stutz Bear Cat."
Said Stutz Bear Cat drives past 2 seconds later. Wiggum looks at car, looks at donut and says "That one was more a magenta."
I guess the 36 model would be more common!
Lance Catamaran said:
TwigtheWonderkid said:
Chief Wiggum sitting in his cop car eating a donut. Announcement comes over police radio.
"Be on the lookout for a maroon 1931 Stutz Bear Cat, a maroon 1931 Stutz Bear Cat."
Said Stutz Bear Cat drives past 2 seconds later. Wiggum looks at car, looks at donut and says "That one was more a magenta."
Put out an APB for a suspect driving a...........car, of some description."Be on the lookout for a maroon 1931 Stutz Bear Cat, a maroon 1931 Stutz Bear Cat."
Said Stutz Bear Cat drives past 2 seconds later. Wiggum looks at car, looks at donut and says "That one was more a magenta."
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