The Island -Bear Grylls

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Piersman2

6,597 posts

199 months

Monday 24th April 2017
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Did anyone else spot the dildo laying on the beach as the crab walked across the screen at the start of the last adverts segment? laugh

nicanary

9,793 posts

146 months

Monday 24th April 2017
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Piersman2 said:
Did anyone else spot the dildo laying on the beach as the crab walked across the screen at the start of the last adverts segment? laugh
They talked about it on the show. One of the girls pointed out it wasn't a very good one smile. It appeared to have a lump of sh*t on it - probably sand but I like to think otherwise.

Piersman2

6,597 posts

199 months

Monday 24th April 2017
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nicanary said:
Piersman2 said:
Did anyone else spot the dildo laying on the beach as the crab walked across the screen at the start of the last adverts segment? laugh
They talked about it on the show. One of the girls pointed out it wasn't a very good one smile. It appeared to have a lump of sh*t on it - probably sand but I like to think otherwise.
Ah, sorry, I didn't see that, I missed the start. It did seem VERY random without seeing the earlier references and certainly gave me a proper WTF moment. laugh

GarageQueen

2,295 posts

246 months

Tuesday 25th April 2017
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footnote said:
Recommend this - first episode was great.

Lots of upthemselves millenials against upthemselves early middleagers - baby boomers.

Old Frank is a classic - very capable 66 yr old, listens to nobody.

Last night, found a beach, made fire, built a camp and then nearly drowned himself and threatened to walk!!! All in 2 days.

Young cockney manque fool on young team Ben - put everyone's backs up.

Usual reality TV conflicts - if yo have issues with your parents or your kids - this is your chance to see them played out painfully
careful with the spoilers there chap, they need covering up

Lucas Ayde

3,557 posts

168 months

Tuesday 25th April 2017
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On the face of it, an interesting twist on the now established formula. It would be very interesting to see an honest account of how different generations face the same sort of adversity.

However, you just know that like the series which preceded it, it will be edited to show whatever narrative the producers want to show.

So odds are that we'll end up with both groups messing up massively at first, not trusting each other, then coming together and working cooperatively to redeem themselves showing that all age groups are equal and working together is the key .... All nicely 'on message'.

As always, they really seem to find some 'special' people to take part. Given that there have been multiple series of this, any new contestants should know exactly the form - what expect, the pitfalls to avoid - yet some still seem to be totally surprised that it's a bit difficult to fend for yourself without the niceties of modern civilisation.


LittleBigPlanet

1,119 posts

141 months

Wednesday 26th April 2017
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Lucas Ayde said:
On the face of it, an interesting twist on the now established formula. It would be very interesting to see an honest account of how different generations face the same sort of adversity.

However, you just know that like the series which preceded it, it will be edited to show whatever narrative the producers want to show.

So odds are that we'll end up with both groups messing up massively at first, not trusting each other, then coming together and working cooperatively to redeem themselves showing that all age groups are equal and working together is the key .... All nicely 'on message'.

As always, they really seem to find some 'special' people to take part. Given that there have been multiple series of this, any new contestants should know exactly the form - what expect, the pitfalls to avoid - yet some still seem to be totally surprised that it's a bit difficult to fend for yourself without the niceties of modern civilisation.
This is what I was going to write, there will be a clear 'look what we can achieve if we all work together' message spat out at the end. Which, I suppose, is true and likely to be very applicable in these circumstances.

I'm enjoying it so far. Frank, despite his tendency to dismiss the ideas of anyone <50 and/or female, is a good egg but just stuck in that generational divide - he won't change but I suspect by the end he'll have changed his viewpoint as others (much younger and probably of the fairer sex) are more capable than he is at certain tasks.

That cockney bloke is a PITA and needs to pipe down. The young lad that left I think will regret that decision for a long time but maybe he was just a little too young/dependent.

Halb

53,012 posts

183 months

Wednesday 26th April 2017
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I don't blame the young lad for leaving, constant diarrhoea cannot be nice, and what compounds that is the attitude of the others. THere is one person I've seen who doesn't have high knobhead tendencies, I think he is 37, seems quite balanced.

croyde

22,888 posts

230 months

Wednesday 26th April 2017
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The young lad had the mega sts and was still getting hugs from one of the hotties.

I would have stayed cloud9

TTmonkey

20,911 posts

247 months

Wednesday 26th April 2017
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GarageQueen said:
careful with the spoilers there chap, they need covering up
these are not spoilers. You only have to put things under 'spoiler' text on subjects clearly marked "No Spoilers" in the title. (see the instruction thread)

This is a forum to discus shows that have already aired, and as such if the default position was to still 'spoiler' everything then there wouldn't be any unhidden discussion would there?

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Halb

53,012 posts

183 months

Wednesday 26th April 2017
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How embarrassing to be spooning someone and then you st your pants

nicanary

9,793 posts

146 months

Wednesday 26th April 2017
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Halb said:
How embarrassing to be spooning someone and then you st your pants
The noise was great and had me laughing out loud. Poor kid.

briangriffin

1,586 posts

168 months

Monday 1st May 2017
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Just watching on catchup now and that young lad has had an absolute mare! Think he was on to get friend zoned anyway but what a way to do it lol

TTmonkey

20,911 posts

247 months

Tuesday 2nd May 2017
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nicanary said:
Halb said:
How embarrassing to be spooning someone and then you st your pants
The noise was great and had me laughing out loud. Poor kid.
The poor kid didn't do the simplest job. - boil the water. He got what he deserved. I would have punched his lights out if he had poisoned me like that.

RB Will

9,664 posts

240 months

Tuesday 2nd May 2017
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Thought it was a bit rich of Kags? To have voted the cameraman off for getting his knob out, conveniently forgetting her and her mates had been frolicking around with their flaps out the previous week.

Lucas Ayde

3,557 posts

168 months

Tuesday 2nd May 2017
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TTmonkey said:
The poor kid didn't do the simplest job. - boil the water. He got what he deserved. I would have punched his lights out if he had poisoned me like that.
He was a total waster ... normally you'd expect some other contestants speaking up for him but just about everyone was either glad to see the back of him or indifferent, it seemed.

Seriously, how can you just ignore something important like boiling the drinking water because you are 'bored' with it and wander off to do something that you find more interesting. What a selfish idiot. You do wonder why the others actually drank the obviously bad water but IIRC something similar happened in a previous year when the women contestants drunk bad water because their doctor gave them the OK.

I did think that the producers were lining him up for a 'redemption' storyline like they did with a similar waste of space on a previous year, who did sweet FA the whole time but then 'found' a beehive or something towards the end, making him a hero who had redeemed himself ....

Halb

53,012 posts

183 months

Tuesday 2nd May 2017
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I missed the fact that the kid had cocked up the water duty.


Wasting the miraculously found oil...ahem....on a fire though, that fella deserved a biff on the hooter...and then making out he had really hurt himself...classic misdirection behaviour to distract from the fact he's a slimy st, and seek sympathy, what a nasty piece of work. At least the old bloke is just a gobste, not a lying weasel.

LittleBigPlanet

1,119 posts

141 months

Tuesday 2nd May 2017
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Anyone watch last night's episode?

Despite the cameraman (Phil) getting voted off by the other inhabitants and choosing to leave of his own accord, it didn't feel the right way to deal with someone that didn't quite 'fit' into the group. He was a bit of a male chicken at times (including the skinny dipping and not covering up - bit insensitive and selfish to me) but they should have come together as a group and tried to work things out - of course, the editing was such that perhaps we didn't see everything .

Halb

53,012 posts

183 months

Tuesday 2nd May 2017
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He seemed way too selfish, intolerable, arrogant and stupid to be able to even start to reason with him, he was like a robot. Creatures like that are a cancer, best to extract it wholly.

The Surveyor

7,576 posts

237 months

Tuesday 2nd May 2017
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Yes, watched it and enjoyed the awkwardness of it all.

The one thing that did stand out is that if they decide to concentrate on fishing they catch a load of fish, why would they ever be hungry and grumpy if they have that sussed-out?

kev1974

4,029 posts

129 months

Tuesday 2nd May 2017
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They all seem remarkably clean and well kept in terms of beard growth, underarm hair etc, and plenty of changes of clothes (except when it's raining it seems). And none of them are showing any sign of being short of food? So I take it there is a hair and makeup trailer round the back of the trees set this time, next door to the one where the producers release the drugged turkeys and iguanas from?

tongue outwinktongue outsmiletongue out

Why are none of them building any sorts of traps, or sewing together some sort of net that they could leave in the sea?