The official PH Coronation Street thread

[Armitage.Shanks]

iandc said:

RATATTAK said:

How do you know that ? oh ... you don't mean ??? ... she was touching his errrrrrrrrr nuts ..... noooooooo, shirley not on prime time TV

Not at all. She was just "down there" when she noticed a lump on one of his "bits"!!

I've seen 'that video' of her in action and she appears to be well practised at examining that area at close quarters

[227bhp]

Armitage.Shanks said:

iandc said:

RATATTAK said:

How do you know that ? oh ... you don't mean ??? ... she was touching his errrrrrrrrr nuts ..... noooooooo, shirley not on prime time TV

Not at all. She was just "down there" when she noticed a lump on one of his "bits"!!

I've seen 'that video' of her in action and she appears to be well practised at examining that area at close quarters

It would have been more real if she'd rumbled him for claiming to be able to see a doctor in four hours.

[227bhp]

Oh and pathetic gurner Ches stands and watches as a 5ltr can of oil empties itself all over the floor before declaring he can't go home now.
FFS, bend down and pick it up!

[nicanary]

There's an extra episode this week - Thursday at 8.30pm. Probably to catch up after the football last week.

[Ultra Sound Guy]

Like Robert, I didn’t see that coming!

[nicanary]

Ultra Sound Guy said:

Like Robert, I didn’t see that coming!

I can see the hospital giving him a check-up and then the dreaded "by the way, whilst we were down there............."

Could be the best thing for him.

[Ultra Sound Guy]

Tracey just can’t help herself!

[nicanary]

Ultra Sound Guy said:

Tracey just can’t help herself!

Ches has fallen on his feet - he's got the tutelage of the master of Machiavellian mischief.

The most commonly heard sentence on Corrie - Ken's "Tracy, how COULD you!?"

[iandc]

nicanary said:

I can see the hospital giving him a check-up and then the dreaded "by the way, whilst we were down there............."

Could be the best thing for him.

Must be like taking your car in for a service and they tell you that you need a new engine!!!

[227bhp]

RB Will said:

When the little lad ran off from Sinead I said to the other half that it has to be the first time anyone had run into the street and not been hospitalised.

[MrOnTheRopes]

anonymous said:

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Lost somewhere in his TARDIS house?

I think we last saw him in the pub at Rita's 'all clear' celebration.

[cuprabob]

Gemma is the gift that keeps on giving
Cinderalla storyline coming....

[nicanary]

I take it you all noticed Colin's homage to Ted Rogers' 3-2-1 ?

PS Robert is behaving like a complete a*se-hole. Riding on a racing-bike's narrow saddle isn't going to help.

[cuprabob]

Heads up, there is an extra episode of Corrie tonight (Thursday) at 8:30pm

[nicanary]

Dev's housing of Gina was very altruistic, but a bit odd. His character is known to be as tight as a duck's wotsit, so does he value an occasional bunk-up that highly? He now knows that she could well be up to financial shenanigans behind his back. Never mind, he's got Mental Mary on his case - she'll sort out flyweight Gina with one hand tied behind her back.

I'm liking the new Chesney. Tracy must be so proud.

(PS Sophie looking hotter and hotter these days............)

[cuprabob]

Has Pat really turned over a new leaf?

Edit: It would seem not

Edited by cuprabob on Friday 24th November 20:49

[nicanary]

They're NOT tank tops. They're sleeveless jumpers/sweater/pullovers. It's been annoying me all week. A tank top ( and I remember them well) were more vest-shaped - narrow over the shoulders and cut down on the chest to tits level. They were completely naff-looking and deserve their place in the bin of "did we really wear those?" Norris and Colin were NOT wearing tank tops. End of. Rant over.

I can't see what Phelan had to gain from the cash hand-out, apart from maybe a bit more respect in the street, and a step towards getting people on his side in his vendetta with Anna. Does he really hate her that much that he would give away tens of thousands? Seems a bit unlikely to me.

[iandc]

Phelan giving the cash back is a mystery. Either another dozy plotline or a clever twist will be revealed. I love the way Todd suddenly recognises Vinnie's bag. Did it have "THIS IS VINNIE'S BAG" written on the side?

[coppice]

Even the actors are starting to look bored with having to put up with the absurd plots and having to deliver such clunkingly bad dialogue. God knows the Street has enough acting firepower - and scriptwriting budget -but watching the farce it is turning into is depressing .

[sparkythecat]

Disappointing that Moira ("I want it sticky on both sides")and Colin are disappearing so soon. They brought some much needed levity into the terminal depression that has set in to every other storyline.