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SidJames

1,399 posts

233 months

Friday 22nd September 2017
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Wacky Racer said:
laugh

Wacky Racer

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38,157 posts

247 months

Friday 22nd September 2017
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Stoke of genius bringing "Colin":- Jim Moir (Vic Reeves) into the show, I hope he sticks around for a while.

The "Buzzer the Bee" for mayor storyline is just daft. Has Kirky ever had a serious role to play?

227bhp

10,203 posts

128 months

Saturday 23rd September 2017
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Wacky Racer said:
Has Kirky ever had a serious role to play?
Well he plays the role of an idiot well enough.

TwigtheWonderkid

43,351 posts

150 months

Saturday 23rd September 2017
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227bhp said:
Wacky Racer said:
Has Kirky ever had a serious role to play?
Well he plays the role of an idiot well enough.
My sister in law has interviewed him. Let's just say she didn't think he was stretching himself as an actor in his current role!

PoleDriver

28,637 posts

194 months

Saturday 23rd September 2017
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Such a missed wet tee shirt opportunity with Maria!

Denis O

2,141 posts

243 months

Saturday 23rd September 2017
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PoleDriver said:
Such a missed wet tee shirt opportunity with Maria!
No Scania Wheel nuts on the young lady I'm afraid.

PoleDriver

28,637 posts

194 months

Saturday 23rd September 2017
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Denis O said:
No Scania Wheel nuts on the young lady I'm afraid.

PoleDriver

28,637 posts

194 months

Sunday 24th September 2017
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anonymous said:
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FTFY

nicanary

9,793 posts

146 months

Monday 25th September 2017
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The burglar alarm gag is one of the oldest in the book, but I still chuckled out loud.

(At the boating lake - Come in no.69, come in no.69........ no.96 are you in trouble?)

PS I'd like to know how Steve and Michelle are going to explain to the police how they got inside Mr Woodentop's house.)

PoleDriver

28,637 posts

194 months

Monday 25th September 2017
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nicanary said:
The burglar alarm gag is one of the oldest in the book, but I still chuckled out loud.

(At the boating lake - Come in no.69, come in no.69........ no.96 are you in trouble?)

PS I'd like to know how Steve and Michelle are going to explain to the police how they got inside Mr Woodentop's house.)
nono

If you invert 69 you still get 69!
getmecoat

nicanary

9,793 posts

146 months

Monday 25th September 2017
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PoleDriver said:
nicanary said:
The burglar alarm gag is one of the oldest in the book, but I still chuckled out loud.

(At the boating lake - Come in no.69, come in no.69........ no.96 are you in trouble?)

PS I'd like to know how Steve and Michelle are going to explain to the police how they got inside Mr Woodentop's house.)
nono

If you invert 69 you still get 69!
getmecoat
I've known that joke for about 50+ years, and I'd never noticed that before! You're never too old ....etc.........

alfie2244

11,292 posts

188 months

Monday 25th September 2017
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nicanary said:
PoleDriver said:
nicanary said:
The burglar alarm gag is one of the oldest in the book, but I still chuckled out loud.

(At the boating lake - Come in no.69, come in no.69........ no.96 are you in trouble?)

PS I'd like to know how Steve and Michelle are going to explain to the police how they got inside Mr Woodentop's house.)
nono

If you invert 69 you still get 69!
getmecoat
I've known that joke for about 50+ years, and I'd never noticed that before! You're never too old ....etc.........
It it still 69 in the reflection on the water?

Wacky Racer

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38,157 posts

247 months

Monday 25th September 2017
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I think Liz has a secret admirer....

Her boss!


Will's glasses haven't been off yet tonight. nerd

Bluedot

3,587 posts

107 months

Monday 25th September 2017
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anonymous-user

54 months

Monday 25th September 2017
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nicanary said:
I've known that joke for about 50+ years, and I'd never noticed that before! You're never too old ....etc.........
Reminds me of that other old joke.
I asked the wife for a 68.
What's that she says
Give me a BJ and I'll owe you one

My coat is already on ...

Oakey

27,565 posts

216 months

Monday 25th September 2017
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Neighbour is hearing 'noises coming from the house'.

That'd be that big, modern, detached house would it?

iandc

3,717 posts

206 months

Monday 25th September 2017
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Bluedot said:
My thoughts exactly. I bet Jack Nicholson is quaking in his boots knowing Will is about to take on his more difficult roles!!

nicanary

9,793 posts

146 months

Monday 25th September 2017
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Wacky Racer said:
I think Liz has a secret admirer....

Her boss!


Will's glasses haven't been off yet tonight. nerd
He did take them off once, I think in the bistro.

As I type, he's picked them up from his "fall" on the landing so they've been off twice tonight. Got to chuckle at Steve - he's more interested that his knuckles are smarting a bit, than at the importance of the whole situation.

Wacky Racer

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38,157 posts

247 months

Monday 25th September 2017
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iandc said:
Bluedot said:
My thoughts exactly. I bet Jack Nicholson is quaking in his boots knowing Will is about to take on his more difficult roles!!
"Here's Willy!"............

iandc

3,717 posts

206 months

Monday 25th September 2017
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I loved the "O....P...E...N T...H ...E D.....O....O...R .... N....O....W". Even with the glasses off something was missing!
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