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nicanary

9,793 posts

146 months

Saturday 15th December 2018
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Beth's bigamy! I'd forgotten all about that.

anonymous-user

54 months

Monday 17th December 2018
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Escort3500 said:
Not forgetting that most of the factory workers can afford to drink (and often eat Betty’s hotpot; seemingly the only item on the menu and made by a mystery chef) most lunchtimes and again in the evening, as well as buy coffe/tea and butties from Roy during the day tongue out
Yep it probably is about 40% of their salary. Could explain why they seemingly have to live about 4-8 people per two up two down.

Escort3500

11,896 posts

145 months

Monday 17th December 2018
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Evelyn in the Morris 1000 with Roy: “I needed his woodie officer”

Classic rofl

cuprabob

14,612 posts

214 months

Monday 17th December 2018
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Comedy gold in the first few minutes of tonight's first episode hehe

nicanary

9,793 posts

146 months

Monday 17th December 2018
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Well up to Carry On standards. Roy looking confused and nonplussed.

Wacky Racer

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38,157 posts

247 months

Monday 17th December 2018
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Escort3500 said:
Evelyn in the Morris 1000 with Roy: “I needed his woodie officer”

Classic rofl
laugh

Fermit and Sexy Sarah

12,939 posts

100 months

Monday 17th December 2018
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Why has Roy got a new driver P plate on the Moggy? Hasn't he been driving 10 odd years?

eldar

21,740 posts

196 months

Monday 17th December 2018
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Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
Why has Roy got a new driver P plate on the Moggy? Hasn't he been driving 10 odd years?
Couple of years?

Fermit and Sexy Sarah

12,939 posts

100 months

Monday 17th December 2018
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eldar said:
Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
Why has Roy got a new driver P plate on the Moggy? Hasn't he been driving 10 odd years?
Couple of years?
Much longer, IIRC I remember Hayley in the car when he was learning?

Escort3500

11,896 posts

145 months

Monday 17th December 2018
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Also, it’s got headrests on the front seats which the cars never had.

Must be a necessity for the G-force acceleration Roy employs driving

nicanary

9,793 posts

146 months

Monday 17th December 2018
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Escort3500 said:
Also, it’s got headrests on the front seats which the cars never had.

Must be a necessity for the G-force acceleration Roy employs driving
Front seats from a Marina are a common update on Moggies.

PS Is it Cerberus? I'm not sure it's the same dog.


Edited by nicanary on Tuesday 18th December 09:43

227bhp

10,203 posts

128 months

Tuesday 18th December 2018
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If you've read what the Christmas story is then don't spoil it, pure conjecture here. I don't know, anyone else have a guess?
I was going to say the Jenny, Liz and Johnny triangle thing might reach a peak on the day, or will it all be over by then? Where was Jenny getting pissed btw? It didn't look like a hotel room and surely he would have found her if she was in the Rovers.

Rare to see someone on the street turning down the chance to have sex with their neighbour btw, it's usually a case of 'oh go on then', also does no-one have sex in bed anymore? That solicitors office has seen more action than a brothel just lately...

iandc

3,717 posts

206 months

Tuesday 18th December 2018
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227bhp said:
If you've read what the Christmas story is then don't spoil it, pure conjecture here. I don't know, anyone else have a guess?
I was going to say the Jenny, Liz and Johnny triangle thing might reach a peak on the day, or will it all be over by then? Where was Jenny getting pissed btw? It didn't look like a hotel room and surely he would have found her if she was in the Rovers.

Rare to see someone on the street turning down the chance to have sex with their neighbour btw, it's usually a case of 'oh go on then', also does no-one have sex in bed anymore? That solicitors office has seen more action than a brothel just lately...
Must be the first example of somebody using contraception in Corrie as in every other case one bonk and the woman is pregnant.
Loving the "its all about me" Kate.
The Roy/Woody story is daft but really funny!

eldar

21,740 posts

196 months

Tuesday 18th December 2018
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Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
Much longer, IIRC I remember Hayley in the car when he was learning?
You are quite correct. I was thinking in Corrie years, which vary between 20 minutes and 38 months....

coppice

8,605 posts

144 months

Tuesday 18th December 2018
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I see that crazy Kate and raving Rana have been taking a cue from miserable Michelle on how to emote on camera. S'easy - all you do is punctuate every phrase with a sniff that could emanate from a 40 a day scaffolder with flu. To paraphrase Lawrence Olivier -'have you tried ACTING , dear girl ? '

Front bottom

5,648 posts

190 months

Tuesday 18th December 2018
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coppice said:
I see that crazy Kate and raving Rana have been taking a cue from miserable Michelle on how to emote on camera. S'easy - all you do is punctuate every phrase with a sniff that could emanate from a 40 a day scaffolder with flu. To paraphrase Lawrence Olivier -'have you tried ACTING , dear girl ? '
Scaffolders don't get that sniff from the flu. I've drank in the pubs they use.

jonamv8

3,151 posts

166 months

Tuesday 18th December 2018
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Front bottom said:
coppice said:
I see that crazy Kate and raving Rana have been taking a cue from miserable Michelle on how to emote on camera. S'easy - all you do is punctuate every phrase with a sniff that could emanate from a 40 a day scaffolder with flu. To paraphrase Lawrence Olivier -'have you tried ACTING , dear girl ? '
Scaffolders don't get that sniff from the flu. I've drank in the pubs they use.
Hahaha I concur most building sites are the same!!!!

nicanary

9,793 posts

146 months

Wednesday 19th December 2018
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David - "I don't want your spit on my nozzle".

Drinking brandy from a flask at your kid's Nativity play is about as skanky as it gets.

Brian's hook-up was painfully predictable.

Fermit and Sexy Sarah

12,939 posts

100 months

Wednesday 19th December 2018
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Brian missed an opportunity to cast Shona as the Donkey in his nativity, as she looks like Shreks one.

cuprabob

14,612 posts

214 months

Wednesday 19th December 2018
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Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
Brian missed an opportunity to cast Shona as the Donkey in his nativity, as she looks like Shreks one.
She also has a lovely ass hehe

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