Masterchef: The Professionals

[majordad]

Smash

[LP670]

majordad said:

Smash

[DoctorX]

Ballotine
Deconstructed
Pickled
And the poncey rissole: Bon Bon

[Gameface]

Phwaorrhh. (Greg)

[SeeFive]

Gameface said:

Phwaorrhh. (Greg)

Brave of you to admit that. Do we have a new techydave / Abbott style crush?

Each to their own and all that...

[Gameface]

Oh st...

[K12beano]

Johnnytheboy said:

I'm thinking of instigating a "Masterchef: The Professionals" drinking game.

Do a shot every time anyone says:

3 ways
Confit
Reduction
Pan-fried
Girolle

Anyone want to get that drunk?

Our household had the same idea - our version:

Marcus says “Fabbluss”
Monica says “Alements”
Greg raises his eyebrows

Reckon we wouldn’t reach the halfway point.....

[Johnnytheboy]

Gameface said:

Phwaorrhh. (Greg)

Greg says "Laaavely" in his creepy uncle voice.

[Bonefish Blues]

K12beano said:

hehe: Our household had the same idea - our version:

Marcus says “Fabbluss”
Monica says “Alements”
Greg raises his eyebrows

Reckon we wouldn’t reach the halfway point.....

Monica's Botter does it for us

[Composer62]

Gameface said:

That's some advanced AI programming!

If I'm not wrong, I think he must be the Dietary Enhancement And Nutrition model

[Mastiff]

Bonefish Blues said:

Monica's Botter does it for us

Thought this was just us. It sends my other half into a rage!!

[Johnnytheboy]

Maybe next time round (next Autumn I assume), in the initial heats every time a chef is introduced, take a drink for each of the following:

He has a beard
He has sleeve tattoos
He says "smash it"
He says "I'm very competitive".

Me next Autumn:

[Mark-C]

Gameface said:

Sean's lamb was right up my street.

Is this a metaphor?

I'd also like to add any use of the word "heritage" before a vegetable to the drinking list

[MrOnTheRopes]

Laurel Green said:

Marcus sounded emotional when describing Dean's dish.

I did wonder if he was going to cry!

Wondering if we'll see the Cyberdyne Systems Model 101 really 'wow' with a dish not based on fish? From memory it's only done it once - the critics round where it did the 'bbq' beef which under-whelmed.

[Turn7]

Bonefish Blues said:

K12beano said:

hehe: Our household had the same idea - our version:

Marcus says “Fabbluss”
Monica says “Alements”
Greg raises his eyebrows

Reckon we wouldn’t reach the halfway point.....

Monica's Botter does it for us

Same here!

[RemyMartin81D]

Monica saying parster for pasta grates....

On a side note the standard this year is insanely high I'm loving it. Hard to call a winner although, Dean is my tip.

[Some Guy]

Gameface said:

Matthew, Lawrence and Dean are the last 3 IMO.

Quite probably.

I like William though, good character and also Michelle's Jerk Chicken looked superb.

[zetec]

Dean is good but he has such a smug face I would never tire of punching it

[Mothersruin]

Fud

[Bonefish Blues]

I'm sure he would take the utmost care when frying your liver