Grand Designs

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Zoon

6,701 posts

121 months

Thursday 14th September 2017
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Where on earth are they getting the money from to pay £700k for a plot and another £600k on build?
I'm in the wrong industry clearly.

Mark Benson

7,514 posts

269 months

Thursday 14th September 2017
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The 'black box behind white lodge' idea sort of worked, and I imagine a few of the neighbours over the road will be pleased about that.
I also liked the large windows looking out onto garden and trees, hard to get a view that doesn't include several other people's houses in London.
And the general layout I thought was good with a limited amount of space, but I suspect that the 'guest suite', given it has a kitchen in was the source of the extra 'borrowed from family' funding (elderly Greek mum moving in imminently since she's paid for it).

I didn't like the stairs, all it needs is a ticket machine and a smell of piss to complete the 'NCP' effect.
I didn't like the lighting 'pipework', it's not an industrial building and that look just doesn't work in a modern box.
The kitchen cabinets looked quite nice close up, but in the longer shots they just looked like the kind of 1980s dark wood cabinets you rip out of a doer-upper.
And 2 kids sharing one bedroom? Really? All that and you couldn't have given them a room each?

Pistom

4,967 posts

159 months

Thursday 14th September 2017
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Looking forward to my time zone catching up with this one.

Also. I'm getting one of those bingo cards printed out for my next project.

Even we had a pregnancy on our last one and my Mrs has been past it for years.

Sway

26,272 posts

194 months

Thursday 14th September 2017
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With the 'annexe' with kitchen etc., does that not need to be considered a separate dwelling with it's own liability for council tax, etc.?

I posted in the homes forum about buying an ex care home and setting up an existing annexe as a holiday let, and was informed I'd need both planning permission and would be liable for separate council tax and so on...

droopsnoot

11,930 posts

242 months

Thursday 14th September 2017
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Shakermaker said:
Why is nobody commenting on the entirely bizarre way the bloke was shown holding his computer mouse in the "shot of him hard at work in the office" segment?
I never comment on these things - the way that right-handed people do things never ceases to surprise me.

Fewer arguments than I expected. Kitchen worktop was to have been made out of old apple computer screens somehow, but seems in the end to have just been thin white contiboard.

Podie

46,630 posts

275 months

Thursday 14th September 2017
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FourWheelDrift said:
I've added a few more.

Need to add "honesty" and "integrity" as well.

V8covin

7,310 posts

193 months

Thursday 14th September 2017
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Bonefish Blues said:
Stairs by JCB
Looks like a fire escape.....and when the yellow paint starts to wear off it will look like an old fire escape

2 sMoKiN bArReLs

30,254 posts

235 months

Thursday 14th September 2017
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Have you noticed some contractors have their names/logos blurred out, some haven't. D'ya reckon money changes hands to keep names visible?

FourWheelDrift

88,510 posts

284 months

Thursday 14th September 2017
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2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:
Have you noticed some contractors have their names/logos blurred out, some haven't. D'ya reckon money changes hands to keep names visible?
If the build goes wrong maybe they pay to have their names and logos blurred smile

2 sMoKiN bArReLs

30,254 posts

235 months

Thursday 14th September 2017
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FourWheelDrift said:
2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:
Have you noticed some contractors have their names/logos blurred out, some haven't. D'ya reckon money changes hands to keep names visible?
If the build goes wrong maybe they pay to have their names and logos blurred smile
hehe




irocfan

40,432 posts

190 months

Thursday 14th September 2017
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Zoon said:
Where on earth are they getting the money from to pay £700k for a plot and another £600k on build?
I'm in the wrong industry clearly.
somehow they were neurosurgeons....

did not like that build at all

rubystone

11,254 posts

259 months

Thursday 14th September 2017
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Mark Benson said:
I didn't like the stairs, all it needs is a ticket machine and a smell of piss to complete the 'NCP' effect.
I didn't like the lighting 'pipework', it's not an industrial building and that look just doesn't work in a modern box.
The kitchen cabinets looked quite nice close up, but in the longer shots they just looked like the kind of 1980s dark wood cabinets you rip out of a doer-upper.
And 2 kids sharing one bedroom? Really? All that and you couldn't have given them a room each?
Spot on. NCP car park stairs....

Beati Dogu

8,889 posts

139 months

Thursday 14th September 2017
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NCP car park stairs.... laugh

I was actually going to suggest adding "foreign wife" to the bingo list before I'd seen the episode.

I would like to add "underfloor heating", "sphagnum moss roof" and "Audi showroom design" though.


I thought I was going to hate this build, but actually quite liked it in the end. They'd made a nice home of it at least and it wasn't your typical unimaginative, modernist, antiseptic, flat-roofed box that Kevin usually gravitates to.

BTW, anyone else think the bloke looked like Penfold from Danger Mouse?

LaurasOtherHalf

21,429 posts

196 months

Thursday 14th September 2017
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Very successful this weeks I think, the only things I wasn't keen on were some of their fixtures and fittings and it seems churlish to pick up on that.

The black box/white house technique worked really well.

Zoon

6,701 posts

121 months

Wednesday 20th September 2017
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LaurasOtherHalf said:
Very successful this weeks I think, the only things I wasn't keen on were some of their fixtures and fittings and it seems churlish to pick up on that.

The black box/white house technique worked really well.
The climbing frame light fitting was dreadful, didn't like any of it, location was terrible right next to a main road.
There wasn't one part of which made me think I'd like to swap places with them.

JB!

5,254 posts

180 months

Wednesday 20th September 2017
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Zoon said:
LaurasOtherHalf said:
Very successful this weeks I think, the only things I wasn't keen on were some of their fixtures and fittings and it seems churlish to pick up on that.

The black box/white house technique worked really well.
The climbing frame light fitting was dreadful, didn't like any of it, location was terrible right next to a main road.
There wasn't one part of which made me think I'd like to swap places with them.
It's a decent plot with a cracking view over London.


I liked it, wasn't sure at first but yeah. Did like.

The older fittings in the new box is a tad Disney though?

Bonefish Blues

26,678 posts

223 months

Wednesday 20th September 2017
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Better than decent in that area, if you're going to live in London, that was a good choice, I'd say.

BlueHave

4,650 posts

108 months

Wednesday 20th September 2017
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  • SPOILER ALERT* for tonights episode.
It's designed by an architect for himself (isn't it always).

http://www.micahtjones.com/granddesigns.html


Bonefish Blues

26,678 posts

223 months

Wednesday 20th September 2017
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Am hopeful smile

Bonefish Blues

26,678 posts

223 months

Wednesday 20th September 2017
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Reminds me of what Heb House are doing