Crap films you love for some weird reason ?

Crap films you love for some weird reason ?

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irocfan

40,421 posts

190 months

Wednesday 19th April 2017
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I guess we can all agree that the Fast and Furious films belong in this thread?

Fury RS

463 posts

182 months

Wednesday 19th April 2017
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Scanners with Michael Ironside.
Re-Animator, From Beyond, Evil Dead. Enjoyed these for some twisted reason.
The Man with Two Brains. Funny as...

Lance Catamaran

24,974 posts

227 months

Wednesday 19th April 2017
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dalzo said:
escape from l.a with kurt Russel for me is brilliant.

Also a fan of the universal soldier films
Escape From New York is a classic, LA is terrible though. It's just an inferior retread of the first film, with some of the worst special effects ever seen

chris watton

22,477 posts

260 months

Thursday 20th April 2017
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As usual for this type of thread, posters list films that have been critically acclaimed and done very well for their time into the mix of 'Crap Films'. (Evil Dead and Tremors stand out for that one).
Sometimes, Low-Budget does not equate to 'crap'

One film I (and most) would consider crap is a mid-Eighties film called Chopping Mall. Terrible, but I can always watch it..


Some Gump

12,688 posts

186 months

Thursday 20th April 2017
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chris watton said:
As usual for this type of thread, posters list films that have been critically acclaimed and done very well for their time into the mix of 'Crap Films'. (Evil Dead and Tremors stand out for that one).
Sometimes, Low-Budget does not equate to 'crap'

One film I (and most) would consider crap is a mid-Eighties film called Chopping Mall. Terrible, but I can always watch it..
Who made youths grand high arbiter of crappiness? Munich got an Oscar nomination. To many critics, it was a good film. The soundtrack, acting and camera work was no doubt brilliant.
Thing is, it wasn't entertaining. It was crap.

Everything about tremors is crap. The plot isn't that believable. The acting is often crap (the dad from road trip stands out as a guy who can portray 1 emotion). The effects are comically naff.
Thing is, it's entertaining. Road trip dad is crap in All his films, but entertainingly crap. I hold him in the same class as brion whatshisfsce, who was the frozen general in 5th element, and the bad guy in rumble in the Bronx, and the other guy in steel dawn. He doesn't have to be good at acting, he can just be himself.
But... Tremors is entertaining. We can all overlook it's crappiness because it's great at the important bits - making you enjoy the film.

TL;DR? Crappiness is in the (brown) eye of the beholder smile

chris watton

22,477 posts

260 months

Thursday 20th April 2017
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Some Gump said:
Everything about tremors is crap.
You win.....

Gary29

4,155 posts

99 months

Thursday 20th April 2017
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White Chicks, must have watched that about 50 times eek

I think I'm the only person who liked Tokyo Drift as well as all the other F&F films (apart from the recent ones)


Fury RS

463 posts

182 months

Thursday 20th April 2017
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chris watton said:
As usual for this type of thread, posters list films that have been critically acclaimed and done very well for their time into the mix of 'Crap Films'. (Evil Dead and Tremors stand out for that one).
Sometimes, Low-Budget does not equate to 'crap'

One film I (and most) would consider crap is a mid-Eighties film called Chopping Mall. Terrible, but I can always watch it..
Oh dearlaugh
Just my humble opinion re: Evil Dead, but what do I know?smile

chris watton

22,477 posts

260 months

Thursday 20th April 2017
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Fury RS said:
Oh dearlaugh
Just my humble opinion re: Evil Dead, but what do I know?smile
All subjective, I guess, but I have seen (and actually own) some real stinkers that can justifiably be called 'crap films', but are so funny to watch. A couple of examples:

Blood feast:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pdq5VZGXic4&in...

Jess Franco's Bloody Moon, worth it for the laughable dialogue alone:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edWFfzmBBaI&in...

Or, one of the worst of the crap. Frozen Scream. This is a 'crap film', and one that I do not own..:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xImyL9x2b1k&li...

Lance Catamaran

24,974 posts

227 months

Thursday 20th April 2017
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Some Gump said:
chris watton said:
As usual for this type of thread, posters list films that have been critically acclaimed and done very well for their time into the mix of 'Crap Films'. (Evil Dead and Tremors stand out for that one).
Sometimes, Low-Budget does not equate to 'crap'

One film I (and most) would consider crap is a mid-Eighties film called Chopping Mall. Terrible, but I can always watch it..
Who made youths grand high arbiter of crappiness? Munich got an Oscar nomination. To many critics, it was a good film. The soundtrack, acting and camera work was no doubt brilliant.
Thing is, it wasn't entertaining. It was crap.

Everything about tremors is crap. The plot isn't that believable. The acting is often crap (the dad from road trip stands out as a guy who can portray 1 emotion). The effects are comically naff.
Thing is, it's entertaining. Road trip dad is crap in All his films, but entertainingly crap. I hold him in the same class as brion whatshisfsce, who was the frozen general in 5th element, and the bad guy in rumble in the Bronx, and the other guy in steel dawn. He doesn't have to be good at acting, he can just be himself.
But... Tremors is entertaining. We can all overlook it's crappiness because it's great at the important bits - making you enjoy the film.

TL;DR? Crappiness is in the (brown) eye of the beholder smile
There's an easy way to define a crap film you love anyway - do you feel embarrassed to admit liking it or have to immediately follow it up with a justification as to why it's good? Then it qualifies

Mutley

3,178 posts

259 months

Thursday 20th April 2017
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poing said:
Patch1875 said:
Mutley said:
a very early Christian Slater film, Kuffs
That's a great film.
Yup, loved it. Along with Heathers and Pump up the Volume.

I'm a bit of a Slater fan though.
Heathers is fantastic, is never a "Crap" film. Kuffs I love, but is definately a "B" film

easytiger123

2,595 posts

209 months

Thursday 20th April 2017
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Can I also add the ludicrous 'Dealers' to this thread. Sort of a feature length spin-off of the equally ludicrous (and wonderfully dated) TV series 'Capital City'.

So crap it's wonderful, and features the gorgeous Rebecca De Mornay. Paul McGann is in the lead role who post 'Withnail and I' went into a spiral of films made for this thread including the also crap-but-I-love-it 'Paper Mask'.

Halb

53,012 posts

183 months

Thursday 20th April 2017
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chris watton said:
As usual for this type of thread, posters list films that have been critically acclaimed and done very well for their time into the mix of 'Crap Films'. (Evil Dead and Tremors stand out for that one).
Sometimes, Low-Budget does not equate to 'crap'

One film I (and most) would consider crap is a mid-Eighties film called Chopping Mall. Terrible, but I can always watch it..
Spot on.

Morningside

24,110 posts

229 months

Thursday 20th April 2017
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Fury RS said:
Scanners with Michael Ironside.
Re-Animator, From Beyond, Evil Dead. Enjoyed these for some twisted reason.
The Man with Two Brains. Funny as...
Scanners with the exploding head.Still oddly unexpected.
Re-Animator is a classic. Doctor Weesssssssssssstttttt.
Evil Dead the classic video nasty.

FourWheelDrift

88,504 posts

284 months

Thursday 20th April 2017
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Scanners is not crap, it's just er.....cheaply made when compared to today's standards.


It was the very first video cover I remember seeing in a early video rental shop, 2nd being Basket Case. I was too young to see them then, never seen Basket Case still, that might happen now that memory have been triggered again.

Expect Basket Case to be mentioned on here next week smile

chris watton

22,477 posts

260 months

Thursday 20th April 2017
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FourWheelDrift said:
Scanners is not crap, it's just er.....cheaply made when compared to today's standards.


It was the very first video cover I remember seeing in a early video rental shop, 2nd being Basket Case. I was too young to see them then, never seen Basket Case still, that might happen now that memory have been triggered again.

Expect Basket Case to be mentioned on here next week smile
I think that Basket Case may indeed be crap. I remember renting it out when in my teens and not being very impressed with it (and I do have a higher than average crap-tolerance level), that film never stayed with me so I assume instantly forgettable, probably worse today, over thirty years' on - if it was crap then, it must be even worse now..

Fury RS

463 posts

182 months

Thursday 20th April 2017
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chris watton said:
I think that Basket Case may indeed be crap. I remember renting it out when in my teens and not being very impressed with it (and I do have a higher than average crap-tolerance level), that film never stayed with me so I assume instantly forgettable, probably worse today, over thirty years' on - if it was crap then, it must be even worse now..
Basket Caselaugh
Now your talking. Forgot about this classic lol...

FourWheelDrift

88,504 posts

284 months

Thursday 20th April 2017
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Another one on Film 4 (+1) now. Darkman, the Liam Neeson one not the Arnold Vosloo one.

Halb

53,012 posts

183 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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Scanners is great, and is very Cronernberg
Also, a nice use of the internet before the internet was big with War Games!

Robster

1,402 posts

177 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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The gurvyer, the live action movie ! Love it !