Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

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Frank7

6,619 posts

87 months

Wednesday 13th November 2019
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pitboard said:
M&S are using Emma Willis and Paddy McGuinness for their Christmas ads.
Does this mean they are going further downmarket?
FTFY

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 14th November 2019
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People moaning about the excellent Kevin carrot ad should nip to Boots and get some pile cream.
The Kevin the Carrot Xmas advert is both humorous and uplifting.
Some of the constipated moaning Minnie dullards on here should take a good look at their lives and change whatever is so obviously depressing them

Thank you

LuS1fer

41,130 posts

245 months

Thursday 14th November 2019
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techiedave said:
People moaning about the excellent Kevin carrot ad should nip to Boots and get some pile cream.
The Kevin the Carrot Xmas advert is both humorous and uplifting.
Some of the constipated moaning Minnie dullards on here should take a good look at their lives and change whatever is so obviously depressing them

Thank you
It would take more than pile cream to build up a tolerance to that drivel.

Cold

15,237 posts

90 months

Thursday 14th November 2019
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cuprabob said:
New Astra advert parodying the Diet Coke advert
I like that one. It's amusing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O67EJqYoQN4

Escort3500

11,885 posts

145 months

Thursday 14th November 2019
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techiedave said:
People moaning about the excellent Kevin carrot ad should nip to Boots and get some pile cream.
The Kevin the Carrot Xmas advert is both humorous and uplifting.
Some of the constipated moaning Minnie dullards on here should take a good look at their lives and change whatever is so obviously depressing them

Thank you
“Excellent”...“humorous and uplifting”...

Maybe if you’re eight years old.


Edited by Escort3500 on Thursday 14th November 01:24

Fckitdriveon

1,038 posts

90 months

Thursday 14th November 2019
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Currently in the Philippines and the tv adverts here are something else .....pure cheese ....compelling viewing !

Cupramax

10,478 posts

252 months

Thursday 14th November 2019
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And again, Renault for thinking it was acceptable for a school exchange turning into a lezzer snog fest. At what point did this get signed off as something that would promote a product? Oh yes, LGBT inclusive, I forgot .

I can imagine the reaction if I suggested this as an outcome for the school trip at the next PTA meeting.

Halmyre

11,185 posts

139 months

Thursday 14th November 2019
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iandc said:
Nickbrapp said:
True! The jumper and the food one are just absolutely awful. Why are they using god awful paddy and Emma Willis, can’t stand either of them. Are they trying to appeal to trash with cash who actually like either of those morons.
It’s a shame as the old M&S adventure in food adverts where some of the best food adverts I’ve ever seen.
Agree. What morons in the Ad Dept. decide that having some crass "celebs" will sell more food. Maybe the tactic is you buy M&S food then vomit at the advert so need to go and buy more!
Saw the M&S ad last night and said to Lady H, "are we supposed to recognise any of these people?" She didn't have a clue who they were either.

Cupramax said:
And again, Renault for thinking it was acceptable for a school exchange turning into a lezzer snog fest.
Do you have a link to a video? I'm thinking of, erm, buying a Renault and I need some, er, guidance...


SistersofPercy

3,355 posts

166 months

Thursday 14th November 2019
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New John Lewis ad.

Storyline is a hit with me, but the cover version of Can't Fight This Feeling is toe curling. Sorry.

Cold

15,237 posts

90 months

Thursday 14th November 2019
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Halmyre said:
Cupramax said:
And again, Renault for thinking it was acceptable for a school exchange turning into a lezzer snog fest.
Do you have a link to a video? I'm thinking of, erm, buying a Renault and I need some, er, guidance...
It might not be exactly as described here. laugh

https://youtu.be/MrNCVAqbCD0

Mcphisto

830 posts

135 months

Thursday 14th November 2019
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Poor hubby lost his wife and his kid by the look of it, to a no eyebrowed ginger vegan hussy..... probably went into depression and topped himself while listening to a breathy slowed down version of everybody hurts.hehe

On a side note the Renault adverts on the radio are as bad.... Actress doing a Allo Allo impression , terrible attempt at a French accent, especially the way she says "month".... "munce" Grinds my gears something rotten.mad

J4CKO

41,499 posts

200 months

Thursday 14th November 2019
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Cupramax said:
And again, Renault for thinking it was acceptable for a school exchange turning into a lezzer snog fest. At what point did this get signed off as something that would promote a product? Oh yes, LGBT inclusive, I forgot .

I can imagine the reaction if I suggested this as an outcome for the school trip at the next PTA meeting.
Whats next, new Renault van advert, two big burly leather clad bears at it hammer and tongues in the back biggrin

"Very Spacious isnt it"

"Why thank you"

"I meant the van"






droopsnoot

11,904 posts

242 months

Thursday 14th November 2019
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LuS1fer said:
It would take more than pile cream to build up a tolerance to that drivel.
You could stick it in your ears.

The BBC Iplayer "Wasted on some" ads are winding me up at the moment. Are these well-known people behind the masks, some of them look a bit familiar.

Escort3500

11,885 posts

145 months

Thursday 14th November 2019
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J4CKO said:
Cupramax said:
And again, Renault for thinking it was acceptable for a school exchange turning into a lezzer snog fest. At what point did this get signed off as something that would promote a product? Oh yes, LGBT inclusive, I forgot .

I can imagine the reaction if I suggested this as an outcome for the school trip at the next PTA meeting.
Whats next, new Renault van advert, two big burly leather clad bears at it hammer and tongues in the back biggrin

"Very Spacious isnt it"

"Why thank you"

"I meant the van"
rofl

baptistsan

1,839 posts

210 months

Thursday 14th November 2019
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The M&S gin liqueur ad can fk right off shoot

Halmyre

11,185 posts

139 months

Thursday 14th November 2019
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J4CKO said:
Cupramax said:
And again, Renault for thinking it was acceptable for a school exchange turning into a lezzer snog fest. At what point did this get signed off as something that would promote a product? Oh yes, LGBT inclusive, I forgot .

I can imagine the reaction if I suggested this as an outcome for the school trip at the next PTA meeting.
Whats next, new Renault van advert, two big burly leather clad bears at it hammer and tongues in the back biggrin

"Very Spacious isnt it"

"Why thank you"

"I meant the van"
Hammer and...tongues?

Cupramax

10,478 posts

252 months

Friday 15th November 2019
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Escort3500 said:
J4CKO said:
Cupramax said:
And again, Renault for thinking it was acceptable for a school exchange turning into a lezzer snog fest. At what point did this get signed off as something that would promote a product? Oh yes, LGBT inclusive, I forgot .

I can imagine the reaction if I suggested this as an outcome for the school trip at the next PTA meeting.
Whats next, new Renault van advert, two big burly leather clad bears at it hammer and tongues in the back biggrin

"Very Spacious isnt it"

"Why thank you"

"I meant the van"
rofl
Have another laugh

RemyMartin81D

6,759 posts

205 months

Friday 15th November 2019
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SistersofPercy said:
New John Lewis ad.

Storyline is a hit with me, but the cover version of Can't Fight This Feeling is toe curling. Sorry.
Any breathy version of any song is toe curling. Nuke all of them from orbit.

Dr Doofenshmirtz

15,220 posts

200 months

Friday 15th November 2019
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droopsnoot said:
The BBC Iplayer "Wasted on some" ads are winding me up at the moment. Are these well-known people behind the masks, some of them look a bit familiar.
I came here looking for an answer to this very question!

iandc

3,713 posts

206 months

Friday 15th November 2019
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Dr Doofenshmirtz said:
I came here looking for an answer to this very question!
Maybe they are wearing masks as they are so embarrassed at being in the ad!