Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

[thebraketester]

What about the stty coors “stand up” adverts. Absolutely abysmal.

[Doofus]

"It's not milk."
"It's not milk."
"It's not milk."
"It's not milk. It's fresh milk, filtered for purity."


So it is fking milk then?

[67Dino]

Doofus said:

"It's not milk."
"It's not milk."
"It's not milk."
"It's not milk. It's fresh milk, filtered for purity."


So it is fking milk then?

^This. What annoys me even more than the total inaccuracy is that it’s actually a great product (it tastes v fresh and stays so for 2 weeks) and yet the ad does nothing to convey the obvious USP. If I were them, I’d sack the agency.

[ericmcn]

The banking add with Richard Ayoade, friggin annoying , also that car add with the Hyundai and annoying music what's so lucky about a Tucson - stupid advert.

[21st Century Man]

67Dino said:

Doofus said:

"It's not milk."
"It's not milk."
"It's not milk."
"It's not milk. It's fresh milk, filtered for purity."


So it is fking milk then?

^This. What annoys me even more than the total inaccuracy is that it’s actually a great product (it tastes v fresh and stays so for 2 weeks) and yet the ad does nothing to convey the obvious USP. If I were them, I’d sack the agency.

Absolutely. I thought it was some sort of Vegan milk substitute like Soya or Almond. I didn't realise that it was actually milk that I might actually want to buy, because they kept banging on about it not being milk!

[AC43]

LuS1fer said:

Someone said:

'Jump Around' is one of those rare tracks which never seems to gets irritating,
even when heard repeatedly.

Depends if you like nails scraping down a blackboard or not.

Takes me straight back to chilling out on a roof top terrace after Carnival 93 or 94. I still love it.

I'm not buying a jumper from M&S though.

[Halb]

21st Century Man said:

Absolutely. I thought it was some sort of Vegan milk substitute like Soya or Almond. I didn't realise that it was actually milk that I might actually want to buy, because they kept banging on about it not being milk!

I've not seen this. WHy do they say it's not milk?

[CooperD]

All the Peloton ones. They seem to be shown in virtually every ad break I see these days..

[DocJock]

The 'woof glider' one.

"...they'll love the bright colours"

They are dogs you buffoon! They're colour blind!

[Doofus]

Halb said:

I've not seen this. WHy do they say it's not milk?

fk knows. I think they're saying it's not just milk, even though it is just fking milk. It's Cravendale, BTW.

[LuS1fer]

Julia Roberts, Johnny Depp, all the shallow stars conveying utter tripe that is a stupid perfume ad

...but all topped by the two cyclists on LED-lit bikes who say, not quite in unison that it is a scent for us - another neutral gender stink so you can spot them in a crowd. Utter twoddle.

I buy fragrances by sniffing them at the airport and then buying them on ebay.

[Doofus]

LuS1fer said:

I buy fragrances by sniffing them at the airport and then buying a knock-off that smells vaguely similar on ebay.

FTFY

[LuS1fer]

Doofus said:

LuS1fer said:

I buy fragrances by sniffing them at the airport and then buying a knock-off that smells vaguely similar on ebay.

FTFY

Everything I have bought has been genuine bar the ones from Copycat Fragrances which were probably as good as the originals, albeit not that much cheaper, especially if you buy the sample sets.

[DocJock]

The Gillette Sensitive one with the 'take no pressure...' bks.

You're advertising a razor and you use a bloke who looks like he needs to shave once a year!

[Bluedot]

The iPhone 11 one with the screamy girl singing.
I never used to mind it but it's on every sodding ad break.

[Cupramax]

Currys PCWorld and their “gifting event” sod off with your Americanisms.

[swisstoni]

Cupramax said:

Currys PCWorld and their “gifting event” sod off with your Americanisms.

Yes. ‘Gifting’ needs to die.

[Morningside]

The new advert for some app/product to see if your dog has had enough exorcise.

Why? It's a bloody dog!

And yes, I do own a dog

[TheGuru]

Escort3500 said:

DaveGoddard said:

SistersofPercy said:

New John Lewis ad.

Storyline is a hit with me, but the cover version of Can't Fight This Feeling is toe curling. Sorry.

They've done WHAT?

I'm very pleased I've not caught that one - that's one of my favourite songs ever. Whoever's ruined that deserves a cobra down their trousers.

Cover versions are usually dire; this one’s no exception. Dreadful tune, dreadful ad.

Absolutely awful cover, totally murdered that song. Ruins the whole ad for me

[rider73]

TheGuru said:

Escort3500 said:

DaveGoddard said:

SistersofPercy said:

New John Lewis ad.

Storyline is a hit with me, but the cover version of Can't Fight This Feeling is toe curling. Sorry.

They've done WHAT?

I'm very pleased I've not caught that one - that's one of my favourite songs ever. Whoever's ruined that deserves a cobra down their trousers.

Cover versions are usually dire; this one’s no exception. Dreadful tune, dreadful ad.

Absolutely awful cover, totally murdered that song. Ruins the whole ad for me

best not to watch the new music video that accompanies the cover.....