Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)
Discussion
konark said:
I'd like to kick everyone involved in those Sixt adverts in the face. Repeadly
Why are they f
kin shouting at me? The tagline is 'drive smug' not drive like fkin Brian Blessed.
Why is that bloke's mum who's doing the porn British when he's American.
Why does he say he's rented a Maserati when he's driving some flabby fat-people's 4x4? Is that a Maserati? If it is I'd say give up you losers you're losing the fkin plot.
He says in the advert he's rented a Maserati Levante. I have to admit I haven't seen many of these on the road. Why are they f
kin shouting at me? The tagline is 'drive smug' not drive like fkin Brian Blessed.Why is that bloke's mum who's doing the porn British when he's American.
Why does he say he's rented a Maserati when he's driving some flabby fat-people's 4x4? Is that a Maserati? If it is I'd say give up you losers you're losing the f
kin plot.
CooperD said:
konark said:
I'd like to kick everyone involved in those Sixt adverts in the face. Repeadly
Why are they fkin shouting at me? The tagline is 'drive smug' not drive like fkin Brian Blessed.
Why is that bloke's mum who's doing the porn British when he's American.
Why does he say he's rented a Maserati when he's driving some flabby fat-people's 4x4? Is that a Maserati? If it is I'd say give up you losers you're losing the fkin plot.
He says in the advert he's rented a Maserati Levante. I have to admit I haven't seen many of these on the road. Why are they f
kin shouting at me? The tagline is 'drive smug' not drive like fkin Brian Blessed.Why is that bloke's mum who's doing the porn British when he's American.
Why does he say he's rented a Maserati when he's driving some flabby fat-people's 4x4? Is that a Maserati? If it is I'd say give up you losers you're losing the f
kin plot.Amirhussain said:
Bloody advert for the wireless door bell. What a load of bks. In real life thief would have booted his door in regardless 
I've said similar he's think "Oh is that a supermarket till I hear in the background, so I guess you're not in to stop me"ks. In real life thief would have booted his door in regardless Also I wish people who buy them change the bloody door ring sound, they all seem to keep the same default so it's obvious what it is. Although it does also have RING in big letters on the doorbell.
wormus said:
Or the current Christmas ad. Simply terrible.
The first two lines the girl sings sound like Vic Reeves doing his pub singer. Has me diving for the remote every time.Noticed an advert recently with a terrible bit of dubbing, think it was for some board games available in Asda.
Every perfume and aftershave advert ever.... why is every single one of them annoying, Julia Roberts with her stupid mouth is doing my head in at the moment along with Johnny Depp and his shovel.
Mcphisto said:
Every perfume and aftershave advert ever.... why is every single one of them annoying, Julia Roberts with her stupid mouth is doing my head in at the moment along with Johnny Depp and his shovel.
The J'Adore bint trying desperately to look sultry as she wades through water and the similar brunette one in water, gazing at the camera. Who do they think will be taken in by that crap?
TCEvo said:
VW re-punting a ste small SUV, seems to be on at every ad break.
Made even more annoying as the Ded Prez tune's cool & wasted on that crap.
I have to skip that track when it pops up on my Spotify playlist. If someone else is in the car they now say "That's the song from that advert!" even though it's been on the playlist for a long time.te small SUV, seems to be on at every ad break. Made even more annoying as the Ded Prez tune's cool & wasted on that crap.
LuS1fer said:
The J'Adore bint trying desperately to look sultry as she wades through water and the similar brunette one in water, gazing at the camera.
Who do they think will be taken in by that crap?
Very much this- every festive period has the usual proliferation of pretentious perfume and aftershave commercials, every ad break seems to have a couple.., I too can’t believe punters are so easily influenced by such ‘style over substance’ (IMO) claptrap!Who do they think will be taken in by that crap?
Mcphisto said:
wormus said:
Or the current Christmas ad. Simply terrible.
The first two lines the girl sings sound like Vic Reeves doing his pub singer. Has me diving for the remote every time.Noticed an advert recently with a terrible bit of dubbing, think it was for some board games available in Asda.
Every perfume and aftershave advert ever.... why is every single one of them annoying, Julia Roberts with her stupid mouth is doing my head in at the moment along with Johnny Depp and his shovel.
darren f said:
LuS1fer said:
The J'Adore bint trying desperately to look sultry as she wades through water and the similar brunette one in water, gazing at the camera.
Who do they think will be taken in by that crap?
Very much this- every festive period has the usual proliferation of pretentious perfume and aftershave commercials, every ad break seems to have a couple.., I too can’t believe punters are so easily influenced by such ‘style over substance’ (IMO) claptrap!Who do they think will be taken in by that crap?
Could watch her reading out the phone book...
Mcphisto said:
Noticed an advert recently with a terrible bit of dubbing, think it was for some board games available in Asda.
I mentioned that recently, Hasbro apparently. My head kept saying "Haribo. But it can't be, as it hasn't got the annoying kids voices on it". But close.The Vauxhall Corsa Griffin one is annoying me a bit at the moment, just because at the end she says all the options are included. So they're not options then, are they? A minor one, I accept.
darren f said:
Very much this- every festive period has the usual proliferation of pretentious perfume and aftershave commercials, every ad break seems to have a couple.., I too can’t believe punters are so easily influenced by such ‘style over substance’ (IMO) claptrap!
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