Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

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RacingBlue

1,396 posts

164 months

Wednesday 8th July 2020
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YouTube is getting right on my tits at the moment. I can live with ads at the start of videos (even ones that you don't have the option to skip), but recently so many videos I've watched have been carved up with a series of ads - mostly right in the middle of someone speaking.

Radec

3,837 posts

47 months

Wednesday 8th July 2020
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RacingBlue said:
YouTube is getting right on my tits at the moment. I can live with ads at the start of videos (even ones that you don't have the option to skip), but recently so many videos I've watched have been carved up with a series of ads - mostly right in the middle of someone speaking.
Scroll the vid near enough to the end, let it finish and then replay it.
No more ads in the middle of the vid or just use an ad blocker

LuS1fer

41,133 posts

245 months

Wednesday 8th July 2020
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The Volvo ad - has summer ever been so important. For safety sake, visit Volvo...

Chinese owned company. Just saying.

AlexRS2782

8,046 posts

213 months

Wednesday 8th July 2020
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LuS1fer said:
The Volvo ad - has summer ever been so important. For safety sake, visit Volvo...

Chinese owned company. Just saying.
The worst part of that advert is the stripped back, breathy, cover of Steppenwolf's - Born To Be Wild.

hidetheelephants

24,317 posts

193 months

Thursday 9th July 2020
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AlexRS2782 said:
LuS1fer said:
The Volvo ad - has summer ever been so important. For safety sake, visit Volvo...

Chinese owned company. Just saying.
The worst part of that advert is the stripped back, breathy, cover of Steppenwolf's - Born To Be Wild.
This; I'm waiting for the inevitable follow-up with a breathy cover of "Bad to the bone". All of ad-land must be burned with fire.

Richard-390a0

2,256 posts

91 months

Thursday 9th July 2020
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Prof. Green sat on a washing machine on spin cycle whilst socks rain down on him as he prattles on about how this eco washing liquid is saving clothes from landfill !?!...

MissTy

2 posts

45 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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I’ve been entertained reading these comments. Eases me to know I’m not the only person Screaming F off at almost every advert I see and hear at max volume (thanks for that added bonus! Ffs).

I’ve not come to any comments about the Flash advert with Dave and the singing Dog yet. F OOFFFFFF! Anyone else with me on this?

As for poking tampons!! Being female and one with a growing grudge against the tampon industry.. when I saw it the first time my blood boiled. They have redesigned the applicators in recent years.. not only have they traded cardboard for single use plastic (with plastic teeth at the tip.. not a pleasant start to application), but they have also reduced in length.. making them difficult to use. I would hazard a guess that they’ve had complaints and this is their awful way of rectifying it.

MissTy

2 posts

45 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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Escort3500 said:
Amazon still trying to persuade us they’re a nice employer, this time with Joe the delivery driver telling us they’re like a family...
The glorified Job Title they use for ‘delivery driver’ gets me (I can’t remember it right now).. classic tactics of bad employers in my experience.

Blown2CV

28,808 posts

203 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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MissTy said:
Escort3500 said:
Amazon still trying to persuade us they’re a nice employer, this time with Joe the delivery driver telling us they’re like a family...
The glorified Job Title they use for ‘delivery driver’ gets me (I can’t remember it right now).. classic tactics of bad employers in my experience.
'mobile customer delight enabler' probably or some st like that

Mcphisto

830 posts

135 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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Postcode lottery are at it again, delivering their winners cheques online, cringey part is the bloke that has won decides to sing their song "whos that knocking at the door?"...... It's someone! Someones knocking at the door! .....for god sake if your going to make an arse of yourself on TV get it right!

Blown2CV

28,808 posts

203 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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Mcphisto said:
Postcode lottery are at it again, delivering their winners cheques online, cringey part is the bloke that has won decides to sing their song "whos that knocking at the door?"...... It's someone! Someones knocking at the door! .....for god sake if your going to make an arse of yourself on TV get it right!
maybe it was their tenth take and he kept fking it up. To be fair it's an con primarily aimed at ITV-watching council spacks, so polished marketing is not high on the list of priorities.

J4CKO

41,543 posts

200 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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Blown2CV said:
Mcphisto said:
Postcode lottery are at it again, delivering their winners cheques online, cringey part is the bloke that has won decides to sing their song "whos that knocking at the door?"...... It's someone! Someones knocking at the door! .....for god sake if your going to make an arse of yourself on TV get it right!
maybe it was their tenth take and he kept fking it up. To be fair it's an con primarily aimed at ITV-watching council spacks, so polished marketing is not high on the list of priorities.
OOF, 1980s playground language aside, quite accurate.

They did tone it down a bit, I remember two adverts in particular,

"Were going to Benidorm", now I like the TV programme, its a guilty pleasure but never been, sort of seems appropriate.

The other one was "I'm getting new teef"

That said, know a few people who have won a few quid on it.

cuprabob

14,614 posts

214 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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Surprised nobody has mentioned the rendition of "Born to be Wild" in the new Volvo advert...

Cupramax

10,480 posts

252 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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cuprabob said:
Surprised nobody has mentioned the rendition of "Born to be Wild" in the new Volvo advert...
They have, about ten posts above yours hehe

spanky3

258 posts

141 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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Cupramax said:
cuprabob said:
Surprised nobody has mentioned the rendition of "Born to be Wild" in the new Volvo advert...
They have, about ten posts above yours hehe
It's worth mentioning again though. What a load of old st.

LuS1fer

41,133 posts

245 months

Saturday 11th July 2020
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Looking forward to a You Tube dub of AC/DC's "Riff Raff" dubbed over the Volvo hokum

cuprabob

14,614 posts

214 months

Saturday 11th July 2020
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Cupramax said:
cuprabob said:
Surprised nobody has mentioned the rendition of "Born to be Wild" in the new Volvo advert...
They have, about ten posts above yours hehe
Cheers, don't know how I missed that smile

CooperD

2,866 posts

177 months

Saturday 11th July 2020
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Xero, Some bloke with a cut price version of Wall E. Total load of crap.

jakesmith

9,461 posts

171 months

Saturday 11th July 2020
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Not the thread for it but literally the only decent ad on t’box right now is the Carlsberg one- genius!

Nickp82

3,182 posts

93 months

Saturday 11th July 2020
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spanky3 said:
It's worth mentioning again though. What a load of old st.
Ad people keep managing new levels of crapness with the ‘stripped-back’ versions of songs they insist on using. I’m just waiting for the version of Black Lace’s ‘Ag a doo’ featuring a female singer with a whispery voice and an acoustic guitar.