Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

[Randy Winkman]

BawlBag said:

Jazzy Jag said:

She does annoying stuff.

Yes she does.

Bloody Stacey Dooley .

Don’t care, did you not see the clip when looked like could see her fanny on strictly come dancing ?

I like her. Though I think the script in the advert is terrible. Nearly as terrible as the Dina Asher Smith yogurt advert. And I like her even more.

[cuprabob]

Randy Winkman said:

BawlBag said:

Jazzy Jag said:

She does annoying stuff.

Yes she does.

Bloody Stacey Dooley .

Don’t care, did you not see the clip when looked like could see her fanny on strictly come dancing ?

I like her. Though I think the script in the advert is terrible. Nearly as terrible as the Dina Asher Smith yogurt advert. And I like her even more.

I prefer the Katarina Johnson-Thomson yoghurt advert.

[cuprabob]

cqueen said:

cuprabob said:

Speaking about annoying, Nationwide are back with their poems

No... please god no! fuuuuck!

It gets worse, I've just seen a new Nationwide advert with an old couple for equity release and it's a new level of bad

[Jazzy Jag]

Just seen an ad promoting Veganism.

Badly dubbed couple in super market looking for "extra fresh lamb"

Cue guy on Butcher's counter giving girly a live baby lamb.

Voice over about, just because you can't see their face, doesn't man that there isn't a victim.

Gobsmacked!

[lemonslap]

Jazzy Jag said:

Just seen an ad promoting Veganism.

Badly dubbed couple in super market looking for "extra fresh lamb"

Cue guy on Butcher's counter giving girly a live baby lamb.

Voice over about, just because you can't see their face, doesn't man that there isn't a victim.

Gobsmacked!

Was just about to comment the same, I’m shocked that’s allowed TBH.

[bigothunter]

Jazzy Jag said:

Just seen an ad promoting Veganism.

Badly dubbed couple in super market looking for "extra fresh lamb"

Cue guy on Butcher's counter giving girly a live baby lamb.

Voice over about, just because you can't see their face, doesn't man that there isn't a victim.

Gobsmacked!

Here's the Israeli original. Powerful advert but possibly a subject we should not ignore

[21st Century Man]

Not much different to all those animal caricatures that have been used in butchers shops and meat advertising forever though, cheery pigs dressed as butchers and holding a cleaver inviting us to eat them. Weird. Reminds me of the restaurant at the end of the universe.

[bigothunter]

21st Century Man said:

Reminds me of the restaurant at the end of the universe.

[21st Century Man]

"May I urge you to consider my liver?" asked the animal, "it must be very rich and tender by now, I've been force-feeding myself for months."

[Saleen836]

Covid rules advert played daily on the radio...."If you bend the rules people WILL die!"

Apparently the government are being urged to pull the advert

[Steamer]

Santander

S'ant'&'dek'... does'nt work - who the fk thought they could crowbar that in?

More to the point - why are these two pricks advertising a bank?!

...Oh joy - you've just halfed the interest rate again... for the second time within 12 months.

[rider73]

Steamer said:

Santander

S'ant'&'dek'... does'nt work - who the fk thought they could crowbar that in?

More to the point - why are these two pricks advertising a bank?!

...Oh joy - you've just halfed the interest rate again... for the second time within 12 months.

cos santader marketing have a massive budget and wanted the two most popular people on tv in order for us to think they are not one of the many money grabbing a***hole of a company who will shaft you first chance they get....

[21st Century Man]

Simplicity Cremations. I thought it was another awful Nationwide poet abomination at first.

[bonerp]

The Peloton advert.
We've 'crushed it' 'smashed it' and 'burned'.
Ugh. It de-motivates me just thinking about it.

[bonerp]

Speaking about annoying, Nationwide are back with their poems

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God awful advert wheres the puke emoji

[bonerp]

LuS1fer said:

bigothunter said:

Stev8s said:

This is what I meant by the new Creme egg advert not seen it yet but I am sure we will be talking about it once it is aired

That's put me off Creme eggs and my lunch...

It seems that all adverts now have to comply with multi ethnicity families and there seems to be a run on the gay population representing the majority now!

[21st Century Man]

bonerp said:

Speaking about annoying, Nationwide are back with their poems

God awful advert wheres the puke emoji

They're being copied now too.

[BawlBag]

bonerp said:

The Peloton advert.
We've 'crushed it' 'smashed it' and 'burned'.
Ugh. It de-motivates me just thinking about it.

100% this

[21st Century Man]

rider73 said:

Steamer said:

Santander

S'ant'&'dek'... does'nt work - who the fk thought they could crowbar that in?

More to the point - why are these two pricks advertising a bank?!

...Oh joy - you've just halfed the interest rate again... for the second time within 12 months.

cos santader marketing have a massive budget and wanted the two most popular people on tv in order for us to think they are not one of the many money grabbing a***hole of a company who will shaft you first chance they get....

I just caught the eighties CGI Ant & Dec advert where they promote the Santander App, amongst the example messages that they send, "We've noticed that your energy bill was higher than usual this month". Excuse me? Wtaf? I'm quite happy for my bank to notify me that after spending a tenner in Wilko I then went on to spend £175 at Kyiv Borospil International Airport and this looks like suspicious activity? But commenting on my energy bill? I think if my bank sent me a message like that I'd be having strong words to mind their own business.

[Blown2CV]

BawlBag said:

bonerp said:

The Peloton advert.
We've 'crushed it' 'smashed it' and 'burned'.
Ugh. It de-motivates me just thinking about it.

100% this

my wife really wants one of these. They're thousands to buy, cost about as much as a David Lloyd membership as a subscription, and she fking hates whoopy clappy motivation especially if it is aimed individually at her. I've tried to get it across to her that that's exactly what the thing is... but she still wants one.