Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

[oobster]

The house alarm one where the woman phones her husband and says there has been a break-in next door. Does my nut in.

[LP12]

LuS1fer said:

Thank you for playing.

I know fine rightly what deoyribose (or more correctly d-2-deoxyribose) sugar is TYVM given that I have a PhD in Geneetics.

[LuS1fer]

LP12 said:

I know fine rightly what deoyribose (or more correctly d-2-deoxyribose) sugar is TYVM given that I have a PhD in Geneetics.

I'm just quoting this as you have fingers not very good at texting

[Cupramax]

Oh yes, the strong independent woman bks being peddled by Pandora and their fake diamonds. If you’re so strong and independent why do you need fake diamonds

That and LinkedIn disappearing up their own arses with sexual and ethnically correct tripe. Sod off.

[Anonymous John]

oobster said:

The house alarm one where the woman phones her husband and says there has been a break-in next door. Does my nut in.

I'm still waiting for them to adopt my suggestion.
Two blokes in striped jerseys signing on.
Second bloke nods gloomily in agreement.
First bloke. "By Verisure! I'm having to go straight".

[Milkyway63]

Anonymous John said:

oobster said:

The house alarm one where the woman phones her husband and says there has been a break-in next door. Does my nut in.

I'm still waiting for them to adopt my suggestion.
Two blokes in striped jerseys signing on.
Second bloke nods gloomily in agreement.
First bloke. "By Verisure! I'm having to go straight".

And he says... “ Did you ‘ring - er - me’... what sort of English is that. ( Or is it just his accent).

[ajprice]

Galbani cheese, with the person on camera saying Galbani wrong over and over in weird ways, and the voice over correcting them.

[swisstoni]

ajprice said:

Galbani cheese, with the person on camera saying Galbani wrong over and over in weird ways, and the voice over correcting them.

And the actual product itself about as Italian as I am.

[JmatthewB]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Presumably it looks better for the brand and advert director's CV to showcase a young black woman and youth culture rather than showing a middle-aged white bloke using his broadband to download 'internet research'.

[Anonymous John]

Milkyway63 said:

And he says... “ Did you ‘ring - er - me’... what sort of English is that. ( Or is it just his accent).

"It could have been us. Good job it was those bds next door. "

[Milkyway63]

Anonymous John said:

Milkyway63 said:

And he says... “ Did you ‘ring - er - me’... what sort of English is that. ( Or is it just his accent).

"It could have been us. Good job it was those bds next door. "

Or “Which ones.. good, nosey cow”

Edited by Milkyway63 on Thursday 16th September 11:28

[vxr8mate]

JmatthewB said:

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Presumably it looks better for the brand and advert director's CV to showcase a young black woman and youth culture rather than showing a middle-aged white bloke using his broadband to download 'internet research'.

Yes, but she ruins a perfectly good jungle DnB track with her rubbish!

[oobster]

Anyone seen Super Hans from Peep Show on the Zen car advert? He doesn't look well.

[Jazzy Jag]

The Motability ad where the spongers sing about their freedom.

After 40 years in the car industry, never have I seen a more abused and misused scheme used by some nasty, over entitled tw@s.
The acronym ODSOE = Over Developed Sense Of Entitlement.

Don't get me wrong, there are some valid users but IME the majority wear the disability like a badge and use it to get their own way while treating their cars like mobile dustbins.

/rant

[andym1603]

Jazzy Jag said:

The Motability ad where the spongers sing about their freedom.

After 40 years in the car industry, never have I seen a more abused and misused scheme used by some nasty, over entitled tw@s.
The acronym ODSOE = Over Developed Sense Of Entitlement.

Don't get me wrong, there are some valid users but IME the majority wear the disability like a badge and use it to get their own way while treating their cars like mobile dustbins.

/rant

"Spongers"?

[Vickers_VC10]

Jazzy Jag said:

The Motability ad where the spongers sing about their freedom.

After 40 years in the car industry, never have I seen a more abused and misused scheme used by some nasty, over entitled tw@s.
The acronym ODSOE = Over Developed Sense Of Entitlement.

Don't get me wrong, there are some valid users but IME the majority wear the disability like a badge and use it to get their own way while treating their cars like mobile dustbins.

/rant

Do you want some salt with that chip? fking hell.

[Anonymous John]

Milkyway63 said:

Or “Which ones.. good, nosey cow”

Edited by Milkyway63 on Thursday 16th September 11:28

"How?"
"Landed a hang glider on the roof, and climbed down a drain pipe. "

[Richard-390a0]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

I find her lack of eyebrows & throat tattoo most distracting that what the advert is about is forgotten...

& what was wrong with their previous developing series of ads featuring the two gamers (black girl & white dude in a wheelchair)?

[swisstoni]

Vickers_VC10 said:

Jazzy Jag said:

The Motability ad where the spongers sing about their freedom.

After 40 years in the car industry, never have I seen a more abused and misused scheme used by some nasty, over entitled tw@s.
The acronym ODSOE = Over Developed Sense Of Entitlement.

Don't get me wrong, there are some valid users but IME the majority wear the disability like a badge and use it to get their own way while treating their cars like mobile dustbins.

/rant

Do you want some salt with that chip? fking hell.

Yes, that was remarkable.

[Antony Moxey]

Vauxhall: switch it up. Switch it up? What on earth are you on about: switch it up? Good grief.