Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

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jflower

4,860 posts

178 months

Wednesday 10th April 2019
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iandc said:
I know the Nationwide adverts get justifiable stick for how bad they are but just when you think they can't get any worse the latest one with some nerdy bint reciting a "poem" about her beloved giving her the battered bits of his chips leading to them spending the rest of their lives together reaches a new low point. I wouldn't be a customer of Nationwide if they paid me based on their crap adverts.
My Mother in Law loves that advert.

And the others.

Tells you all you need to know about my MIL.


LuS1fer

41,130 posts

245 months

Wednesday 10th April 2019
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I like the new Slinky advert. Good tune, simple message, Halifax I think.

poo at Paul's

14,143 posts

175 months

Wednesday 10th April 2019
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The new M&S fking food adverts with all them tts talking like fknuggets about how great a 2 fking quid loaf of shiytebread is. fking tts

iandc

3,715 posts

206 months

Wednesday 10th April 2019
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poo at Paul's said:
The new M&S fking food adverts with all them tts talking like fknuggets about how great a 2 fking quid loaf of shiytebread is. fking tts
Go on tell us what you really think of it. Don't hold back! I agree with you BTW!

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 11th April 2019
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iandc said:
poo at Paul's said:
The new M&S fking food adverts with all them tts talking like fknuggets about how great a 2 fking quid loaf of shiytebread is. fking tts
Go on tell us what you really think of it. Don't hold back! I agree with you BTW!
This is so funny. I literally came here to post about the ads. At one point M&S food adverts were quite stylish, now they seem to be appealing to Greggs customers

iandc

3,715 posts

206 months

Thursday 11th April 2019
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techiedave said:
This is so funny. I literally came here to post about the ads. At one point M&S food adverts were quite stylish, now they seem to be appealing to Greggs customers
"this isn't food, it's Greggs food"

sgtBerbatov

2,597 posts

81 months

Thursday 11th April 2019
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That clown on the Oral-B advert - "I didn't even know Oral-B made a toothpaste!" laughing. Laughing because she's insulting my intelligence. I hope she chokes on the fking toothpaste.

baptistsan

1,839 posts

210 months

Thursday 11th April 2019
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She's swishing away the tuna!

fk off!

I'm Captain Obvious!

You can fk off too!

Apologies if either of the above have already been mentioned.

Europa1

10,923 posts

188 months

Thursday 11th April 2019
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Marcus Brigstocke and his sodding data self.

hidetheelephants

24,232 posts

193 months

Thursday 11th April 2019
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WTF is Idris Elba lip-syncing to some insipid lisping child cover of Que Sera Sera for? It's played frequently enough but I'm still baffled as to what it is trying to sell me?

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

100 months

Thursday 11th April 2019
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sgtBerbatov said:
That clown on the Oral-B advert - "I didn't even know Oral-B made a toothpaste!" laughing. Laughing because she's insulting my intelligence. I hope she chokes on the fking toothpaste.
Was I not expected to think that Oral B made a toothpaste?

I mean, i can't say I've actively sat down and really wondered exactly who does make a toothpaste, but Oral B is definitely on the list of those I'd expect to make one, given their association with toothbrushes etc... same as Colgate etc.. they make both, right?

If it was "I didn't even know KFC made a toothpaste!" I would understand her surprise

Richard-390a0

2,249 posts

91 months

Thursday 11th April 2019
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poo at Paul's said:
The new M&S fking food adverts with all them tts talking like fknuggets about how great a 2 fking quid loaf of shiytebread is. fking tts
I think you're taking this far too seriously & the point of the advert is it's actually mocking M&S themselves for the way these "it's not just food, it's M&S food" adverts have been a load of pretentious twaddle previously?.

tonasis

23 posts

148 months

Thursday 11th April 2019
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techiedave said:
Sunlife over 50s funeral plan

Not only is the guy carrying on with June. He is now sniffing round women at the garden centre
A lot of older blokes do that
Haha! And there’s the other ad, where the Mum is harping on about getting an over 50’s plan to her daughter, who then says, straight faced: “what’s an over 50’s plan?”

What the f**k? What do you think it is, you bloody idiot...

tonasis

23 posts

148 months

Thursday 11th April 2019
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valiant said:
Saleen836 said:
V.I.Poo... who decided it was a good idea to make an advert stating buying a tin of spray for someone as a christmas present to stop the smell when having a dump was a good idea??
FFS, don't they realise half the fun is watching your other half retch when they go into the loo just after you've flushed a deposit?
Haha! Beer spat out

tonasis

23 posts

148 months

Thursday 11th April 2019
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Here, has no one mentioned the advert with the smug beardy w****r for Viagra Connect?

The one where he shoulder dances downstairs after having got it up for the 1st time in years?

He can f**king f**k right off

swisstoni

16,957 posts

279 months

Thursday 11th April 2019
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tonasis said:
Here, has no one mentioned the advert with the smug beardy w****r for Viagra Connect?

The one where he shoulder dances downstairs after having got it up for the 1st time in years?

He can f**king f**k right off
Something yucky about ads like that certainly. I think it’s the knowing look from their Mrs that always seems to be included.

cuprabob

14,579 posts

214 months

Friday 12th April 2019
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tonasis said:
Here, has no one mentioned the advert with the smug beardy w****r for Viagra Connect?

The one where he shoulder dances downstairs after having got it up for the 1st time in years?

He can f**king f**k right off
Yes, about 20 pages back smile

anonymous-user

54 months

Friday 12th April 2019
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cuprabob said:
tonasis said:
Here, has no one mentioned the advert with the smug beardy w****r for Viagra Connect?

The one where he shoulder dances downstairs after having got it up for the 1st time in years?

He can f**king f**k right off
Yes, about 20 pages back smile
When you are at the peak of your sexual powers as what I am we don't tend to look back only forward

Europa1

10,923 posts

188 months

Friday 12th April 2019
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tonasis said:
techiedave said:
Sunlife over 50s funeral plan

Not only is the guy carrying on with June. He is now sniffing round women at the garden centre
A lot of older blokes do that
Haha! And there’s the other ad, where the Mum is harping on about getting an over 50’s plan to her daughter, who then says, straight faced: “what’s an over 50’s plan?”

What the f**k? What do you think it is, you bloody idiot...
Please, stop reminding me about the parsnip fetishist and Junedad.

On the subject of products for the older generation, that advert where the small child wants an extension like Grandad's for her dolls' house, so Grandad invades her personal space and starts talking about equity release. Because obviously long term finance products is what a child who wants to extend her dolls' house really wants to hear about.

67Dino

3,583 posts

105 months

Saturday 13th April 2019
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That Bonvoy ad. It’s not going viral, guys, no one is going to say this. Stop trying to kid us they might.