Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

[Jinba Ittai]

The advert for mortgage broker Habito, which seems to be on frequently during Sky News in the morning at the moment. What a load of ste. It looks like they spent a couple of hundred quidi on it. fk the fk off.

[randomeddy]

AlexRS2782 said:

The cringeworthy advert for Enterprise featuring Gerard Butler speed ordering a Merc cabriolet whilst parachuting away from "the bad guys" that ends with him "landing" in the Merc.

Also KFC's new "wot tha cluck" advert.

Hiring a car, Christ on a bike if only it was so easy. Do you want this insurance, do you want that insurance, do you want this do you want that.

Excess is £1000 but you can buy this excess insurance. I refused the insurance but then was fretting about the excess so we took the car back.

[poing]

randomeddy said:

Hiring a car, Christ on a bike if only it was so easy. Do you want this insurance, do you want that insurance, do you want this do you want that.

Excess is £1000 but you can buy this excess insurance. I refused the insurance but then was fretting about the excess so we took the car back.

You can get excess cover from 3rd parties. Get a quote, tell the hire company how much it is and they always match it, especially if you wait until you are at the collection desk.

e.g. https://www.carhireexcess.co.uk/

[Cupramax]

The latest Nivea sunburn adverts, WTF were they smoking at that meeting?

[AlexRS2782]

TK Maxx - it appears they've tried to do a sing song advert that parodies other adverts but unsurprisingly turns out to be pretty bad / embarrasing.

Also Amazon Prime - yes i know you have a new show called Hanna, but you don't need to keep running a bloody advert for it on nearly every ad break slot you can find - she smells like fear, rats in bloody cages

[Saleen836]

Cadburys
Did they really have to drag Kim Wilde & Jason Donovan out of retirement to advertise their new chocolate bar?

[rdjohn]

The Aviva returning customer.

Car ads used to be about style and performance. Now it’s just connectivity, the most extreme example being the - Hi BMW, and twirling finger.

[Pericoloso]

Vodafone have brought back Martin Freeman's remark too loud at foreign wedding ad from last year ,terrible then,

terrible now.

Simon Cowell in a Barclaycard ad too.

[FourWheelDrift]

Saleen836 said:

Cadburys
Did they really have to drag Kim Wilde ......... out of retirement to advertise their new chocolate bar?

At least they have someone who clearly enjoys the product to endorse it.

[Saleen836]

Pericoloso said:

Vodafone have brought back Martin Freeman's remark too loud at foreign wedding ad from last year ,terrible then,

terrible now.

Simon Cowell in a Barclaycard ad too.

You would think they would up their game after this....
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-43877267

[Pericoloso]

Saleen836 said:

You would think they would up their game after this....
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-43877267

Guess who I'm with.......

[LuS1fer]

Skoda advert with Pixie Lott and a lot of other unknown and seemingly talentless to me pop people to persuade yoofs that Skodas are cool

[Balmoral]

DrDeAtH said:

fk off McDonald's

And again.

I don't want to "Swap out" something, If I'm going to use a superfluous word, I'm going to "Swap in" something instead, just to be fking contrary, or I'll just speak normal fking English and "Swap" something.

[poing]

Saleen836 said:

Cadburys
Did they really have to drag Kim Wilde & Jason Donovan out of retirement to advertise their new chocolate bar?

Jason Donovan too by the looks of it, although this one did make me laugh to be fair.

[Mcphisto]

Smart meter ad with the annoying song with kids shouting st realy annoying me, it's on all the time and that kids "singing" is bks

[Escort3500]

Wynsor’s Shoes and the annoying little bd singing the baby shark song

[iandc]

The latest sh*te Nationwide poem about the high street and how Nationwide is single handedly is going to save all the stores closing down. The poem is cringeworthy and the guy reciting it looks like a real dick.

[LuS1fer]

iandc said:

The latest sh*te Nationwide poem about the high street and how Nationwide is single handedly is going to save all the stores closing down. The poem is cringeworthy and the guy reciting it looks like a real dick.

And they only guarantee it for 2 years...

Watching a film the other night and in EVERY single ad break, I had the deeply crap and unholy trilogy of TK Maxx followed by Direct Line pink shirt man followed by that bloody awful Argos ad where they wear the furniture.

3 places I will never set foot again. Ever...

[Pericoloso]

Saleen836 said:

Cadburys
Did they really have to drag Kim Wilde & Jason Donovan out of retirement to advertise their new chocolate bar?

I've seen both of these tonight for the first time.
I quite like the Jason Donovan one,when his dog gives him a for the "Especially for you" line......

[TCEvo]

LuS1fer said:

Skoda advert with Pixie Lott and a lot of other unknown and seemingly talentless to me pop people to persuade yoofs that Skodas are cool

If they brought back a rear engined, rear wheel drive coupe I could be persuaded (not that I'm yoof).