Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

[konark]

The one with Adam Levine , the singer of Maroon 5 in it, I've forgotten what it's for (that was money well spent boys!).

Thing is , he's on top of an approx 25m building about his own height away from the edge

Down on the street about 10m from the building fools are screaming at him, but none of them would even be able to see him unless they were at least 50m away, and they aren't.

[Gooose]

Not sure if those wine adverts have had a mention, trivento or something with a group of lads all round a table having a girly night in. Boasting about some bull-sh&t, does my nut in!

[Gooose]

If there was a thread for radio adverts I would have to most if them apart from obviously bbc radio at the minute, every station has a fuc@ing 30k triple play. Struggling even tuning in lately!

[languagetimothy]

poing said:

Biker 1 said:

More ste from NatWest: mobile bank & tt with glasses painted onto his face with a sharpy. FFS..................

Is that what it's for? I did see an advert with the bloke having been painted and later his wife is painted to look like a cat. I'm assuming the kid did it which means either they were so drunk that the kid managed to do without them noticing or the kid is allowed to get away with anything she wants.

I assumed it was an advert for bad parenting or beer.

The brief high street bit was filmed in Bromley. I was there a few weeks ago when they were making it. Lots of people and crew and the main guy and a few others standing in ready positions waiting for the "action" call. Thought it was probably a pop video.

...cool story bro...etc.,

[J4CKO]

Any over fifties life cover advert,

"I am an amiable old buffer, arent grandchildren great, but I must die soon and need to ensure my grasping family have a couple of grand to bury me, and maybe a few hundred quid to waste"

Then you get the wife coming in "Maureen died didnt she, I will probably keel over soon as well so I better get an over fifties policy as well, I will get a free pen or some st"

[anonymous-user]

J4CKO said:

Any over fifties life cover advert,

"I am an amiable old buffer, arent grandchildren great, but I must die soon and need to ensure my grasping family have a couple of grand to bury me, and maybe a few hundred quid to waste"

Then you get the wife coming in "Maureen died didnt she, I will probably keel over soon as well so I better get an over fifties policy as well, I will get a free pen or some st"

Listen normally I'd agree with you but you be very careful discussing a certain lady - June
She is my new object of desire. I haven't yet got the actresses details but when I do I'm gonna show her how much fun parsnips can be

[J4CKO]

techiedave said:

J4CKO said:

Any over fifties life cover advert,

"I am an amiable old buffer, arent grandchildren great, but I must die soon and need to ensure my grasping family have a couple of grand to bury me, and maybe a few hundred quid to waste"

Then you get the wife coming in "Maureen died didnt she, I will probably keel over soon as well so I better get an over fifties policy as well, I will get a free pen or some st"

Listen normally I'd agree with you but you be very careful discussing a certain lady - June
She is my new object of desire. I haven't yet got the actresses details but when I do I'm gonna show her how much fun parsnips can be

Have you fallen for a TV advert Gilf Dave ?

[Saleen836]

The new Argos advert would have us all believe all grandparents are nghtmare visitors!

[Blown2CV]

Saleen836 said:

The new Argos advert would have us all believe all grandparents are nghtmare visitors!

hmm

[SickAsAParrot]

Jeebus that new Apple ad (I keep thinking it's Samsung but there ya go), with the grating butchered trip-hop tune.

[Ditchfinder General]

Just seen an ad for a home furnishings company promoting "the urban renewal look". Great idea. I'll start with some rubble, industrial hoardings, a set of temporary traffic lights & some 'elf & safety signage to the soundtrack of drilling & reversing beepers.

[FourWheelDrift]

Jim the Sunderer said:

They're still showing that ORAL B one for the electric toothbrush "inspired by dentists".

Not inspired by cement mixers like the NVH on my dad's diesel Astra.

And all the Oral B adverts with the attractive young women with perfect white teeth complaining about their teeth not being white and then after using Oral B they say they now have perfect white teeth, the same ones that they had before.

[slipstream 1985]

FourWheelDrift said:

Jim the Sunderer said:

They're still showing that ORAL B one for the electric toothbrush "inspired by dentists".

Not inspired by cement mixers like the NVH on my dad's diesel Astra.

And all the Oral B adverts with the attractive young women with perfect white teeth complaining about their teeth not being white and then after using Oral B they say they now have perfect white teeth, the same ones that they had before.

I concur life must be hard as a smoking hot female with perfect teeth.

[AlexRS2782]

Amazon with the mum & kid trying to create a rocket for a school project.

Order a bigger pressure pump via Amazon and build a bigger rocket which then gets fired off and, based on the added sound effects, then lands on someones car with a massive thunk followed by the alarm going off. Queue the joke about the mother ordering "scratch remover".

Based on the sound effects i think you'd need more than some "scratch remover" to deal with the dent you've just caused*

• speaking from the experience of a relative who did similar with their kid a few years ago with a rocket in their back garden and ended up putting a decent impact dent in the bonnet of the neighbours classic Jag XJS.

[Balmoral]

techiedave said:

Listen normally I'd agree with you but you be very careful discussing a certain lady - June
She is my new object of desire. I haven't yet got the actresses details but when I do I'm gonna show her how much fun parsnips can be

Her names not June, it's Junedad, she's introduced as such very clearly on the advert. I think the actress used to play Bungle on Rainbow too, as she sounds just like Bungle when she says "Ooh!"

[Amirhussain]

Not a TV advert, but a bloody YouTube advert before every clip you want to watch. It’s for some cringeworthy app called Tik Toc. Honestly it’s the most cringe st I’ve ever seen. These people actually exist.

https://youtu.be/TvLOf3jbkWA

[Europa1]

Balmoral said:

Her names not June, it's Junedad, she's introduced as such very clearly on the advert. I think the actress used to play Bungle on Rainbow too, as she sounds just like Bungle when she says "Ooh!"

I cannot abide that advert. There are parish amateur dramatic groups who'd be embarrassed at the standard of acting on display.

[TheDoggingFather]

That fking Schwarzenegger robot st advert has reappeared.


Please.


fk, the fk off.

[james-witton]

Are you gonna Bingo?


You know, we used to have an Empire.....

[oceanview]

Please Halifax ( how you have any customers with your terrible products/accounts, I don't know), please stop showing that sickly "Wizard of oz" rubbish with the dodgy bloke talking to video images of "characters" about mortgages for scarecrows and your desire to get "home" with Dorothy, you dirty fat perv!

Also, contactless payments have been around for a number of years- so ps off!!