Apprentice 2018

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Wobbegong

15,077 posts

169 months

Thursday 6th December 2018
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kev1974 said:
The unicorn onesy? WTH? Is she six? Funny how they all had enough time to put all their makeup on and do their hair, but not enough time to change out of their supposed bed clothes? Righto, BBC.

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She was resting her tits on the table during the “brainstorming” session




cloud9

Edited by Wobbegong on Thursday 6th December 17:55

Halb

53,012 posts

183 months

Friday 7th December 2018
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same place I rest mine, where the frak is my cloud?
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Wobbegong

15,077 posts

169 months

Friday 7th December 2018
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Halb said:
same place I rest mine, where the frak is my cloud?
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cloud9sperm


There you go hehe

Slaav

4,251 posts

210 months

Sunday 9th December 2018
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Wobbegong said:
cloud9sperm


There you go hehe
Is anybody else looking forward to hearing the bullste the fella comes out with under pressure at the interviews?



200Plus Club

10,752 posts

278 months

Sunday 9th December 2018
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Yes very much, it's usually my fav episode tbh. Last couple of years though some of the best candidates turned out to have very lame ideas and got sent packing.
At least their bullst cv gets pulled to bits in public, Claude' s moment in the spotlight :-)

Wobbegong

15,077 posts

169 months

Sunday 9th December 2018
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Slaav said:
Is anybody else looking forward to hearing the bullste the fella comes out with under pressure at the interviews?
Isn’t he the one who was a drug dealer?

Oh yes

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6229049/A...

Wonder if they’ll bring it up? Or will he be held up as a BBC poster boy for how a ‘gangsta’ can change?

Countdown

39,852 posts

196 months

Monday 10th December 2018
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200Plus Club said:
Yes very much, it's usually my fav episode tbh. Last couple of years though some of the best candidates turned out to have very lame ideas and got sent packing.
At least their bullst cv gets pulled to bits in public, Claude' s moment in the spotlight :-)
Mostly agree but sometimes it can be a bit of a cringe with the Interviewer being argumentative just for the sake of it;

Interviewer : It says on your CV that you increased sales by 1000%
Apprentice: "Yes. i was also voted Top Salesman of the Year" /smug
Interviewer : "But according to our research you only increased sales by 999%... so you're a BLATANT LIAR AREN'T YOU!!!! AREN'T YOU????"
Apprentice : "butbutbutbut................mwaaah i wants my mummmy"

FourWheelDrift

88,504 posts

284 months

Monday 10th December 2018
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Nothing can ever beat this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBCUtUZ9AQs

RichB

51,561 posts

284 months

Monday 10th December 2018
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FourWheelDrift said:
Nothing can ever beat this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBCUtUZ9AQs
Yes that was hilarious. Poor Stuart Baggs, not just a one trick pony but a whole field of ponies! RIP

Halb

53,012 posts

183 months

Monday 10th December 2018
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FourWheelDrift said:
Nothing can ever beat this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBCUtUZ9AQs
I guess the rule is (for normal decent sorts that is, not chancers) is to keep your head and not get bullied. Now that is easier said than done, I do recall last year there was one seriously sour cow that was just unpleasant in her 'interviews', she wanted to be simon cowell or something.

Zetec-S

5,872 posts

93 months

Monday 10th December 2018
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Halb said:
I guess the rule is (for normal decent sorts that is, not chancers) is to keep your head and not get bullied. Now that is easier said than done, I do recall last year there was one seriously sour cow that was just unpleasant in her 'interviews', she wanted to be simon cowell or something.
If it's the one I'm thinking of, then Linda Plant? In which case - agreed. There's tough/harsh interviewing, then there is simply being an unpleasant censored.

But saying that, I always look forward to the interviews, they do make good entertainment* - plus the added benefit of Claudine Collins lick

*and yes, I acknowledge my hypocrisy wink

FourWheelDrift

88,504 posts

284 months

Monday 10th December 2018
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I think she's back this time too.

hungry_hog

2,233 posts

188 months

Monday 10th December 2018
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Zetec-S said:
If it's the one I'm thinking of, then Linda Plant? In which case - agreed. There's tough/harsh interviewing, then there is simply being an unpleasant censored.

But saying that, I always look forward to the interviews, they do make good entertainment* - plus the added benefit of Claudine Collins lick

*and yes, I acknowledge my hypocrisy wink
yes it was Linda Plant. I'd want St George on hand to be facing her

andy_s

19,400 posts

259 months

Wednesday 12th December 2018
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If they delay TA over flippin' Brexit I'm going to get very Brenda from Bristol.

sanguinary

1,346 posts

211 months

Wednesday 12th December 2018
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andy_s said:
If they delay TA over flippin' Brexit I'm going to get very Brenda from Bristol.
Indeed. They've got their news channel for such matters... The apprentice is my excuse for a mid week tipple!

slipstream 1985

12,219 posts

179 months

Wednesday 12th December 2018
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I turned of from the final five episode it was a x factor style sob story.

Evangelion

7,723 posts

178 months

Wednesday 12th December 2018
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Presumably this week's TA and TA:YBF will now be next week's instead.

slipstream 1985

12,219 posts

179 months

Wednesday 12th December 2018
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hoping just delayed a bit

FerdiZ28

1,355 posts

134 months

Wednesday 12th December 2018
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Oh Jesus I don’t care. She won, this isn’t entertaining and I’m in my dressing gown (no boxers and legs open) with a tunnocks waiting for the apprentice interviews.

Talk about it tomorrow

nicanary

9,793 posts

146 months

Wednesday 12th December 2018
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FerdiZ28 said:
Oh Jesus I don’t care. She won, this isn’t entertaining and I’m in my dressing gown (no boxers and legs open) with a tunnocks waiting for the apprentice interviews.

Talk about it tomorrow
Teacake or caramel biscuit?