Apprentice 2018

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Laurel Green

30,770 posts

231 months

Wednesday 12th December 2018
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Looks like just a slight delay and will be starting soonest.

Bluedot

3,574 posts

106 months

Wednesday 12th December 2018
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nicanary said:
FerdiZ28 said:
Oh Jesus I don’t care. She won, this isn’t entertaining and I’m in my dressing gown (no boxers and legs open) with a tunnocks waiting for the apprentice interviews.
Teacake or caramel biscuit?
I'm sure there's an innuendo in there somewhere.

FourWheelDrift

88,381 posts

283 months

Wednesday 12th December 2018
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On now...."Theresa May, with regret you're fired" Hang on how long has she been on there?

FerdiZ28

1,355 posts

133 months

Wednesday 12th December 2018
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nicanary said:
Teacake or caramel biscuit?
XL caramel bar. This is the apprentice interviews!

FourWheelDrift

88,381 posts

283 months

Wednesday 12th December 2018
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So this Nut Milk is just normal milk with nuts in it?

Andy 308GTB

2,918 posts

220 months

Wednesday 12th December 2018
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'...being covered in nut milk...'

Bullitt Five-Oh

876 posts

66 months

Wednesday 12th December 2018
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I'd be happy to supply her some of my nut milk for sure. What a filthy bird.

FourWheelDrift

88,381 posts

283 months

Wednesday 12th December 2018
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I wonder how many windows Sabrina broke.

Langweilig

4,302 posts

210 months

Wednesday 12th December 2018
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"I don't see any of the candidates as competition".

That sir, is for 'Is Lordship to decide.

Bullitt Five-Oh

876 posts

66 months

Wednesday 12th December 2018
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FourWheelDrift said:
So this Nut Milk is just normal milk with nuts in it?
Nut milk is basically what happens when you skeeet skeeet.

FerdiZ28

1,355 posts

133 months

Wednesday 12th December 2018
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Few observations

Nice bottom on Camilla
Nice breasts on Sian
Daniel is a man
Sabrina is attractive but I think she needs to drink more water
Khadija is temperamentally attractive and has a family

Any more chaps?

FourWheelDrift

88,381 posts

283 months

Wednesday 12th December 2018
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Sabrina has evolved big sticky out ears purely to keep her hair back out of here face. But then hides them for the interviews.

GOATever

2,651 posts

66 months

Wednesday 12th December 2018
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SO the drug dealer’s idea is a ‘soluble powder’. Hmmmm.

Langweilig

4,302 posts

210 months

Wednesday 12th December 2018
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Edited for accuracy

FerdiZ28 said:
Few observations

Nice bottom on Camilla
Nice breasts on Sian
Daniel is a mouse
Sabrina is attractive but I think she needs to drink more water
Khadija is temperamentally attractive and has a family

Any more chaps?

nicanary

9,751 posts

145 months

Wednesday 12th December 2018
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FerdiZ28 said:
nicanary said:
Teacake or caramel biscuit?
XL caramel bar. This is the apprentice interviews!
I have one every day with my 11.00 coffee. The king of wafer biscuits, beats a Penguin hands down.

FerdiZ28

1,355 posts

133 months

Wednesday 12th December 2018
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nicanary said:
I have one every day with my 11.00 coffee. The king of wafer biscuits, beats a Penguin hands down.
Been snack royalty for many many years. No challenger in sight either

Halb

53,012 posts

182 months

Wednesday 12th December 2018
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teacake

GOATever

2,651 posts

66 months

Wednesday 12th December 2018
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“Has anyone got any dirty secrets”. “One or two” rofl

FerdiZ28

1,355 posts

133 months

Wednesday 12th December 2018
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Halb said:
teacake
I don’t like the mallow in that quantity, sickly.

Langweilig

4,302 posts

210 months

Wednesday 12th December 2018
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It's Peter Jones' evil twin.