The Apprentice 2019

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PixelpeepS3

8,600 posts

142 months

Tuesday 1st October 2019
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waiting for the 'no st sherlock' replies here but..


what is the point of all the tasks if someone has a good business plan surely he'll just keep them in the process.

does that make everything a fix?

i mean, a blindingly obvious fix?

surely he wouldn't kick someone out for being a dick/not selling/arguing etc when they have a plan that could make LS a truck load of cash?

FunkyNige

8,882 posts

275 months

Tuesday 1st October 2019
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Europa1 said:
Having watched it from the first series, I find I dip in and out of it these days.

I think it's partly because of the repetition of some of the same basic tasks (organise/promote an event, make a TV commercial, choose products and pitch them to a retailer), but also because I am less interested in the contestants. When it was genuinely people who were in business, I found it more credible. At the risk of sounding like an old giffer, now it seems to feature, as an earlier poster alluded to, people who look like they should be on Love Island, are barely out of short trousers and are, in many cases, so unbelievably full of excrement, it's not the appointment viewing it used to be. However, even if I miss the programme, I generally try and watch 'The Apprentice - You're Fired'.
We only really watch the main show to understand what they're talking about on You're Fired...

Halb

53,012 posts

183 months

Tuesday 1st October 2019
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This is such a guilty pleasure, and the only time I see a bigger bunch of s appear in a room together other than that lot in dragon's den
Tackier and more set-up than coach trip and that's saying something.
this is real bread and circuses

can't wait

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

100 months

Tuesday 1st October 2019
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FourWheelDrift said:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/profiles/5002h7fV...

"A self-proclaimed “maverick” who doesn’t like to follow the rules"

Wasn't that the tag-line to "Swallow" the Norwich detective series Alan Partridge tried to pitch to Tony Hayers?
not a criminal, you know, but he will, perhaps, travel 80mph on the motorway if, for example, he wants to get somewhere quickly...

Laurel Green

30,778 posts

232 months

Tuesday 1st October 2019
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Shakermaker said:
not a criminal, you know, but he will, perhaps, travel 80mph on the motorway if, for example, he wants to get somewhere quickly...
yikes

parabolica

6,715 posts

184 months

Tuesday 1st October 2019
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PixelpeepS3 said:
waiting for the 'no st sherlock' replies here but..


what is the point of all the tasks if someone has a good business plan surely he'll just keep them in the process.

does that make everything a fix?

i mean, a blindingly obvious fix?

surely he wouldn't kick someone out for being a dick/not selling/arguing etc when they have a plan that could make LS a truck load of cash?
Entertainment.

shtu

3,454 posts

146 months

Tuesday 1st October 2019
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Europa1 said:
When it was genuinely people who were in business, I found it more credible.
Agreed - there was almost always 2-3 very credible people (likely finalists), a few that didn't fit the mould required for the final but were good at what they did, and a handful of comedy no-hopers, last of those weeded out during the interview round.

I watched the intro programme the other day, and not one of them showed a sliver of credibility. Still, plenty horrific clichés spouted, which seems to be what people think "business" (selling) is about.

It's also very telling that Alan Sugar doesn't employ the winners these days. biggrin

LordLoveLength

1,922 posts

130 months

Tuesday 1st October 2019
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Having just watched the 2 clips online I don't think I'd trust them to sit the correct way on the toilet, let alone run a business.

Legend83

9,975 posts

222 months

Tuesday 1st October 2019
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FourWheelDrift said:
She's so far up her own arse she's actually looking out of her own vacant eyeballs.
Got her in the office sweepstake.

Bye bye £2.

Castrol for a knave

4,680 posts

91 months

Tuesday 1st October 2019
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FourWheelDrift said:
slipstream 1985 said:
She's so far up her own arse she's actually looking out of her own vacant eyeballs.
I should know better, but I actually clicked the link....

I'd rather surform my own ballsack than watch that again.

thegreenhell

15,318 posts

219 months

Tuesday 1st October 2019
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FunkyNige said:
Europa1 said:
However, even if I miss the programme, I generally try and watch 'The Apprentice - You're Fired'.
We only really watch the main show to understand what they're talking about on You're Fired...
Honest Subtitles on iplayer is also worth a watch.

Black can man

31,838 posts

168 months

Tuesday 1st October 2019
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My TV highlight of the year, i absolutely love the Apprentice.

Evangelion

7,723 posts

178 months

Tuesday 1st October 2019
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At the end of the day, I might complain like mad about it, but I'm still glued to it all the same.

I've already picked out the winner - and she can pour me a cup of tea any time she likes.

Weezywee

530 posts

73 months

Tuesday 1st October 2019
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Just wait until you hear Iasha go on. We worked with her and Ive never known so many people dislike one person, incredibly annoying and stuck up her own arse

PixelpeepS3

8,600 posts

142 months

Wednesday 2nd October 2019
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Weezywee said:
Just wait until you hear Iasha go on. We worked with her and Ive never known so many people dislike one person, incredibly annoying and stuck up her own arse
where and doing what?

Laurel Green

30,778 posts

232 months

Wednesday 2nd October 2019
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Not long now.

spikeyhead

17,309 posts

197 months

Wednesday 2nd October 2019
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That time of year when another group demonstrate that just when you thought that the contestants couldn't be dumber than before. ...

slipstream 1985

12,218 posts

179 months

Wednesday 2nd October 2019
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fk me lord sugar im sure you thought and knew the exact phrase from heart and hadn't been pre prompted with it. Double dare you to fire the criple first. 100% he survives for a long time.

FourWheelDrift

88,501 posts

284 months

Wednesday 2nd October 2019
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PH had a barin fart seems to be back on.

So, to start with I creased up seeing Thomas walking with his pull along suitcase. Not sure if he's bandy-legged, he'd st himself or just can't walk and do something else at the same time.



Ps. South Africa. No thanks.

Langweilig

4,325 posts

211 months

Wednesday 2nd October 2019
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I think the bloke who does "Del Boy" Trotter impressions is for an early firing.