Worst 'action star'

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irocfan

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40,431 posts

190 months

Wednesday 27th May 2020
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Just finished watching another one of Steven Seagal's utterly, utterly st films and it got me wondering... had there ever been a worse headline action 'star'?

Radec

3,837 posts

47 months

Wednesday 27th May 2020
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Jason Statham and JCVD lots of movies made but the amount of decent movies they have made can be counted on one hand.

Robotron-2084

480 posts

49 months

Wednesday 27th May 2020
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Nicholas Cage?

bigandclever

13,787 posts

238 months

Wednesday 27th May 2020
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You haven’t seen Jay Leno in Collision Course have you?

‘ An arrogant Detroit cop (Jay Leno) must work with his efficient Japanese counterpart (Pat Morita) to corner an evil ganglord.’

Radec

3,837 posts

47 months

Wednesday 27th May 2020
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bigandclever said:
You haven’t seen Jay Leno in Collision Course have you?

‘ An arrogant Detroit cop (Jay Leno) must work with his efficient Japanese counterpart (Pat Morita) to corner an evil ganglord.’
Mr Miyagi and Jay Leno in a film, tell me you made this up.

I have got to see this lol

Edit - just seen the trailer on YouTube, looks like Rush Hour crossed with Police Academy...deffo watching this

Edited by Radec on Wednesday 27th May 22:35

Steve91

492 posts

120 months

Wednesday 27th May 2020
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Radec said:
Jason Statham
My mate has a theory that Statham is never the best part of any film he's in. Hard to argue.

Gargamel

14,987 posts

261 months

Wednesday 27th May 2020
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I can’t stand Dwayne in anything.

I grew up on Arnold and Stallone. Everyone else is just terrible.

I mean after Cobra or The Running Man, what else is there ?


Europa1

10,923 posts

188 months

Wednesday 27th May 2020
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I may be with OP on Steven Seagal.

But then I remember Chuck Norris, master of the 'straight to video' genre.


miniman

24,947 posts

262 months

Wednesday 27th May 2020
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Without Seagal, we wouldn’t have had Erika Eleniak emerging from a cake. Think on.

Beato

256 posts

125 months

Wednesday 27th May 2020
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Gerard Butler with the exception of the 300

emperorburger

1,484 posts

66 months

Wednesday 27th May 2020
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Michael Crawford - Condorman

Fleckers

2,860 posts

201 months

Wednesday 27th May 2020
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miniman said:
Without Seagal, we wouldn’t have had Erika Eleniak emerging from a cake. Think on.
Mmmmmmmmm

smile

xx99xx

1,920 posts

73 months

Wednesday 27th May 2020
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I read the title of this thread and without even seeing any posts, I immediately thought of Seagal. I'd like to also nominate Vin Diesel.

Cudd Wudd

1,089 posts

125 months

Wednesday 27th May 2020
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Radec said:
Jason Statham...lots of movies made but the amount of decent movies they have made can be counted on one hand.
Er, there were 3 (or 2?) Crank films were there not? Plus 3 Transporter movies. And who could forget Handsome Rob in the Italian Job??

So how many fingers exactly are on your hand??

To be fair, I actually enjoyed the Transporter films. And the first Crank was so bonkers I enjoyed that too. Plus he was good in Lock Stock and Snatch. And his cameo in Collateral made that film for me (okay, I’m pushing it).

But Revolver was awful. Truly awful.

I can forgive that though, and I will remain a Stath fan smile


Richtea1970

1,115 posts

60 months

Wednesday 27th May 2020
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xx99xx said:
I read the title of this thread and without even seeing any posts, I immediately thought of Seagal. I'd like to also nominate Vin Diesel.
Yep, that was going to be my shout. Laughably slow and wooden in the recent F&F films. In one of them he fights Statham, and he makes Statham look like Bruce Lee.

matrignano

4,365 posts

210 months

Wednesday 27th May 2020
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Seagal is unbeatable.
Vin Diesel also a good shout.

I’d like to nominate Dave Bautista and John Cena

shirt

22,555 posts

201 months

Wednesday 27th May 2020
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Ben affleck:

Daredevil
Batman
Armageddon
Pearl harbour
The sum of all fears
Etc

Special mention to Liam neeson for playing the same character in pretty much everything he’s done since taken

Radec

3,837 posts

47 months

Wednesday 27th May 2020
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matrignano said:
I’d like to nominate Dave Bautista
I don't actually mind Dave, his Drax was one of the best characters in Marvel, although his Tong-Po in Kickboxer whatever part it was, wasn't all that great.

RichFN2

3,368 posts

179 months

Thursday 28th May 2020
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+1 for John Cena, literally cringe everytime I see him in a film

Baldchap

7,631 posts

92 months

Thursday 28th May 2020
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Certainly the more 'senior' Seagal films are absolutely atrocious. He doesn't even try to kick anymore and he's overweight.

Defo agree with all the Seagal nominations.