Films I watched this week (NO SPOILERS) (Vol 3)

Films I watched this week (NO SPOILERS) (Vol 3)

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Jazzy Jag

3,422 posts

91 months

Sunday 20th June 2021
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Captive State.

Very slow and I'm still undecided.

It was just about interesting enough to stop me from bailing out.

6 out of 10 Max

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

186 months

Sunday 20th June 2021
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Vampire Circus (1972).

Love me an old Hammer movie in a tongue-in-cheek guilty pleasure kind of way, but this was an absolute corker.

Plot synopsis: town isolated by plague is visited by strange circus, who start killing the residents.

Very eerie atmosphere and plenty of pretty girls with very little on.

Naked body-paint covered dancer a highlight:



8 sinister carnies out of 10 underdressed seventies lovelies

CSNY

132 posts

57 months

Sunday 20th June 2021
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First Cow (2020)

A beguiling tale of Oregon's wild frontier in the 1820's, seen through the eyes of two outsiders who manage to surreptitiously obtain milk from a wealthy landowner's cow, the first in the state, in order to make cakes that drive the trappers and hunters crazy for more. Granted, it doesn't sound like a promising plot, and the film moves slowly, floating along at its own dreamy pace. The film outlines a slice of two people's lives during the beginning of the wild west, and shows the chaotic and free for all times in a different light to other westerns. Very good acting (Toby Jones at his pompous best) and beautiful cinematography add up to a rewarding film that won't be to everyone's taste, but will linger in the minds of those who appreciate strangeness and charm.

7.5 udders out of 10

Adam.

27,227 posts

254 months

Sunday 20th June 2021
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Tre Zero said:
Atomic Blonde is a regular tv movie now , seen it a few times ,still can't work out who Charlize Theron is working for .
I didnt really care because a) good movie, b) opening scene and c) stonking 80s music

skilly1

2,702 posts

195 months

Sunday 20th June 2021
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3000 miles to Graceland

2hours long and a terrible film. Took me 5 days to finish as it was so painful to watch.

I read the cast list and it should have been amazing. Kevin Costner is a unconvincing baddie, and tries far too hard. Shoot-em-up scenes not exciting and predictable.

Only highlight was Courtney Cox who looked great!

Verdict - Return To Sender.

droopsnoot

11,923 posts

242 months

Sunday 20th June 2021
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Runners, from a recording the other day. A film from the eighties, a man searches for his missing daughter who disappears when she's eleven. EPG information suggested a different ending. Lots of eighties cars in the background (as you'd expect for a film from that time) and a lot of litter blowing around.

Stan the Bat

8,912 posts

212 months

Sunday 20th June 2021
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Adam. said:
Tre Zero said:
Atomic Blonde is a regular tv movie now , seen it a few times ,still can't work out who Charlize Theron is working for .
I didnt really care because a) good movie, b) opening scene and c) stonking 80s music
Thought it was a pretty forgettable TBH.

Jazzy Jag

3,422 posts

91 months

Sunday 20th June 2021
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Stan the Bat said:
Adam. said:
Tre Zero said:
Atomic Blonde is a regular tv movie now , seen it a few times ,still can't work out who Charlize Theron is working for .
I didnt really care because a) good movie, b) opening scene and c) stonking 80s music
Thought it was a pretty forgettable TBH.
yikes

Charlize Theron and Sofia Boutella getting it on, forgettable?

nono

cuprabob

14,606 posts

214 months

Sunday 20th June 2021
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Jazzy Jag said:
Stan the Bat said:
Adam. said:
Tre Zero said:
Atomic Blonde is a regular tv movie now , seen it a few times ,still can't work out who Charlize Theron is working for .
I didnt really care because a) good movie, b) opening scene and c) stonking 80s music
Thought it was a pretty forgettable TBH.
yikes

Charlize Theron and Sofia Boutella getting it on, forgettable?

nono
Maybe it's the vaccine smile

BryanC

1,107 posts

238 months

Sunday 20th June 2021
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The Gentleman

At last, got round to see it. No need to repeat PH previous applause but I really liked it.
Noted the potential ending acknowledging Bob Hoskins in the Long Good Friday ( not a spoiler cos it ends differently ). Same expressions, same gunmans posture. A great link.

anonymous-user

54 months

Sunday 20th June 2021
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Infinite (2021)

Critics hated it but with shades of Inception, Highlander and the Matrix, anything that starts with a Testarossa outrunning police cars through Mexico City (featuring a classic Aston), and then later on seeing a Vantage driven through a building without a scratch, this held my attention. Mostly.

‘Soulless action flick’, but absolutely worth a watch. 6/10


Edited by anonymous-user on Sunday 20th June 22:26

boyse7en

6,717 posts

165 months

Sunday 20th June 2021
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The Moneyplane

I only wanted an easy to follow action film but jeez this is dire.
Ticks every action film cliche known to man and doesn't even have the self awareness to realise how bad it is.

Adam.

27,227 posts

254 months

Monday 21st June 2021
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Schmed said:
Infinite (2021)

Critics hated it but with shades of Inception, Highlander and the Matrix, anything that starts with a Testarossa outrunning police cars through Mexico City (featuring a classic Aston), and then later on seeing a Vantage driven through a building without a scratch, this held my attention. Mostly.

‘Soulless action flick’, but absolutely worth a watch. 6/10
Crikey, is that a score or how far you got through it?

(my review was a page ago - terrible)

Edited by Adam. on Monday 21st June 14:45

Pommy

14,250 posts

216 months

Monday 21st June 2021
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Adam. said:
Schmed said:
Infinite (2021)

Critics hated it but with shades of Inception, Highlander and the Matrix, anything that starts with a Testarossa outrunning police cars through Mexico City (featuring a classic Aston), and then later on seeing a Vantage driven through a building without a scratch, this held my attention. Mostly.

‘Soulless action flick’, but absolutely worth a watch. 6/10
Crikey, is that a score or how far you get through it?
It's fking awful. Genuinely a terrible film.

BryanC

1,107 posts

238 months

Monday 21st June 2021
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The Detective 1968
Talking Pictures

A good old fashioned procedural police movie starring Frank Sinatra. Gosh, what a good actor he was, fighting crime and all the while battling with his relationship with Lee Remick. Fallible at every turn including sending the wrong guy going to the chair.

His fellow cops included Jack Klugman, Robert Duvall and a cameo from Sugar Ray Robinson. Handy when it comes to the formula suspect beatings.

8 late night bourbons / 10 shady property deals.

Edited by BryanC on Monday 21st June 09:46

P5BNij

15,875 posts

106 months

Monday 21st June 2021
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BryanC said:
The Detective 1968
Talking Pictures

A good old fashioned procedural police movie starring Frank Sinatra. Gosh, what a good actor he was, fighting crime and all the while battling with his relationship with Lee Remick. Fallible at every turn including sending the wrong guy going to the chair.

His fellow cops included Jack Klugman, Robert Duvall and a cameo from Sugar Ray Robinson. Handy when it comes to the formula suspect beatings.

8 late night bourbons / 10 shady property deals.

Edited by BryanC on Monday 21st June 09:46
You might also like Sinatra's two other films from the same period, 'Tony Rome' from 1967 and the sequel 'Lady In Cement' from 1968, where he plays a retired cop turned private eye in Florida. They're not as gritty as 'The Detective' but he is flawless in both films, he just makes it look so easy. Bonus PH content as he wafts around in a beaten up old Ford Fairlane convertible wink

In complete contrast to the Sinatra stuff I watched a favourite old Italian 'giallo' last night, 'The Strange Vice Of Mrs.Whard' from 1971 starring Edwige Fenech as a woman driven off her rocker by her husband and ex-lover. The pace varies a bit but the style and imagery is typically top notch Italian, even though it was mostly shot in Austria....





BryanC

1,107 posts

238 months

Monday 21st June 2021
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P5BNij said:
You might also like Sinatra's two other films from the same period, 'Tony Rome' from 1967 and the sequel 'Lady In Cement' from 1968, where he plays a retired cop turned private eye...
Thanks for this timely prompt.
I think I saw both of these when on general release so my taste for movies goes back some way. **
Talking Pictures are showing some great movies.
All of these paved the way for the greats like The Outfit, Point Blank and Charlie Varrick, my all time favourite crime trilogy.

  • Mum was a cinema usher and i got sneaked in to many movies after school from the late 50s.

A Winner Is You

24,974 posts

227 months

Monday 21st June 2021
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Pulse (aka Kairo) a 2001 Japanese horror film where ghost start appearing via computers and people being vanishing. Usually, the problem with making films around then-current technology means it dates quickly, such as here we have characters using dial up internet and one needing to ask his teacher how you would save an image. But the central themes of loneliness and isolation in a digital age make it more relevant than ever. Focusses far more on atmosphere than jump scares, has a rather nihilistic tone and won't provide any concrete answers. But the image of an increasingly empty city and people simply deciding not to live and turn to ash, is pretty damn unsettling.

Lordbenny

8,583 posts

219 months

Monday 21st June 2021
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Johnnytheboy said:
Vampire Circus (1972).

Love me an old Hammer movie in a tongue-in-cheek guilty pleasure kind of way, but this was an absolute corker.

Plot synopsis: town isolated by plague is visited by strange circus, who start killing the residents.

Very eerie atmosphere and plenty of pretty girls with very little on.

Naked body-paint covered dancer a highlight:



8 sinister carnies out of 10 underdressed seventies lovelies
That film.... is THE film that really got into movies again the ages of 6!!!

I remember watching it through the curtains at a showing at a Hayling Island holiday camp.

Had a long lasting effect on me!

Crook

6,754 posts

224 months

Monday 21st June 2021
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The Cat and the Canary

1970's Suspense thing. Highlights are Edward Fox inexplicably bursting through a window before telling the guests in a stately home to lock all of the doors because there's a killer on the loose and Wilfred Hyde White just being splendid.

It was a toss up between that or Detective Barnaby one evening and we opted for the unknown (possible) British cinema classic.

I'm not going to say don't bother watching it, no, actually I am, don't bother watching it.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077304/