Clarkson’s Farm

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ThunderSpook

3,612 posts

211 months

Tuesday 28th June 2022
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It’s about having a story to tell your friends. If you don’t understand it maybe you have no friends to tell biggrin

Pistom

4,967 posts

159 months

Tuesday 28th June 2022
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ThunderSpook said:
It’s about having a story to tell your friends. If you don’t understand it maybe you have no friends to tell biggrin
Not having friends who would be interested to hear about any celebrities I'd plonked myself next to for a photo or had their signature sounds like a bullet dodged to me.


Doofus

25,806 posts

173 months

Tuesday 28th June 2022
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ThunderSpook said:
It’s about having a story to tell your friends. If you don’t understand it maybe you have no friends to tell biggrin
What's the story?

You: "I met somebody who doesn't know me, interrupted their day and insisted they stood next to me for a selfie."
Your friend: "Sadarse."

98elise

26,568 posts

161 months

Tuesday 28th June 2022
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Newarch said:
I tend to deliberately avoid celebrities, especially ones I like because I don't want to forever associate them with being less than friendly or an awkward forced conversation. Never meet your heroes in fact.
Sometimes they turn out to be more friendly that you would think.

A mate was walking down a street in London a couple of years ago and bumped into a pop star from the 80's. Not a big name now but still very recognisable.

My mate had just read his biography so just wanted to say how much he enjoyed it but the guy was really chatty so they ended up talking for about half an hour about random crap.

My mate works in entertainment so has met all sorts, but this guy stood out as really easy going and a genuinely nice bloke.


Edited by 98elise on Tuesday 28th June 10:24

Dermot O'Logical

2,578 posts

129 months

Tuesday 28th June 2022
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Newarch said:
I tend to deliberately avoid celebrities, especially ones I like because I don't want to forever associate them with being less than friendly or an awkward forced conversation. Never meet your heroes in fact.
Gyles Brandreth was in Winchester High Street one afternoon, accompanied by a cameraman and sound recordist.

I managed to deliberately avoid him.

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 28th June 2022
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98elise said:
Newarch said:
I tend to deliberately avoid celebrities, especially ones I like because I don't want to forever associate them with being less than friendly or an awkward forced conversation. Never meet your heroes in fact.
Sometimes they turn out to be more friendly that you would think.

A mate was walking down a street in London a couple of years ago and bumped into a pop star from the 80's. Not a big name now but still very recognisable.

My mate had just read his biography so just wanted to say how much he enjoyed it but guy was really chatty so they ended up talking for about half an hour about random crap.

My mate works in entertainment so has met all sorts, but this guy stood out as really easy going and genuinely nice bloke.
Absolutely, celebrities are people too and it would be lovely to meet one when they're in an cheerful expansive mood. My point was that if I had the opportunity to meet someone I really liked I might not take it if I thought they might not live up to my expectations.

For example I work in archaeology and history, but I've heard some quite unpleasant things about say, Tony Robinson (this is true btw). As I often watch Blackadder I probably wouldn't want to meet him, have an unpleasant experience and then not enjoy watching the tv show anymore.

It may well depend on the person too and how they've become famous and/or successful. To drag this back to Clarkson's Farm Caleb is on the show because he is a farm contractor. I don't think he's especially playing a role, what you see is probably more or less his normal personality. He'd be professionally successful if he wasn't on the show too.

Pixelpeep 135

8,600 posts

142 months

Tuesday 28th June 2022
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Dermot O'Logical said:
Newarch said:
I tend to deliberately avoid celebrities, especially ones I like because I don't want to forever associate them with being less than friendly or an awkward forced conversation. Never meet your heroes in fact.
Gyles Brandreth was in Winchester High Street one afternoon, accompanied by a cameraman and sound recordist.

I managed to deliberately avoid him.
Ahh Roger Walters Syndrome.



DodgyGeezer

40,429 posts

190 months

Tuesday 28th June 2022
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General Price said:
Lord Marylebone said:
I understand that if you are a child you will have various heroes or people you look up to, and it would be quite exciting to meet that person, but as a fully grown adult? Really?
Pfft,you're just upset because you've met Gemma Collins.

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FTFY hehe

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 28th June 2022
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gregs656 said:
Parasocial relationships are a well known phenomenon, I suspect even people who don't care about meeting major celebrities have other people who they are emotionally invested in on some level. I don't really get the autograph or picture thing either, but would jump at the chance for some kind of meaningful interaction with many people I admire.

You hear actors mention it quite often when they first get to work with their childhood inspiration etc, or meet someone at a party.
Following on from my anti-celebrity rant above, I did once meet Andy Green at Goodwood FOS, and I talked to him for 10 mins or so about land speed record stuff, and it was really interesting. He was a really nice guy as well. So yes, it was a meaningful interaction with someone I admire, and he was there to speak to people so I wasn't just ruining his day smile

In short, yes, even those of us who don't care one jot about meeting 99.9% of celebrities, would still welcome the opportunity to chat to someone who has done great things in a field that interests us, whether that be science, technology, transport, architecture, or whatever.

All of which is worlds away from grabbing a selfie with some bimbo from Love Island.... biggrin

Condi

17,188 posts

171 months

Tuesday 28th June 2022
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Lord Marylebone said:
All of which is worlds away from grabbing a selfie with some bimbo from Love Island.... biggrin
A selfie is not what I would want to be grabbing on some bimbo from Love Island.

Oilchange

8,460 posts

260 months

Wednesday 29th June 2022
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BobToc said:
deckster said:
I spent ten minutes once chatting to Johnny Ball in the Cambridge Union bar before a debate.
How do you know someone went to Oxbridge? Oh don’t worry, you’ll know. wink
I met Johnny Ball at the old Middlesex Uni Bounds Green site, bit of a dump it was but shows he's quite happy to hang out with us dogsbodies too.
Nice bloke.

It was the year they had Boney M on for the freshers ball, they brought a massive Ghetto Blaster as the 'band' and just sang along to that all night. Epic.

Edited by Oilchange on Wednesday 29th June 16:22

unrepentant

21,257 posts

256 months

Sunday 10th July 2022
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We were staying up the road in Filkins for a few days while visiting the UK last month. Happened upon the Diddly Squat farm shop on a Thursday afternoon. Popped in for some real ale chutney and a t - shirt. Passed on the cow juice. They were doing a roaring trade. I should imagine it’s packed at the weekends.




DoctorX

7,276 posts

167 months

Sunday 10th July 2022
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At least £41/head and you get what you’re given. I suspect it’ll be popular.


Doofus

25,806 posts

173 months

Sunday 10th July 2022
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I'm reluctant to admit that I know somebody who went there and he said the only thing there in any quantity was people in car-branded clothing wanting selfies. The shop's st, apparently.

unrepentant

21,257 posts

256 months

Sunday 10th July 2022
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Doofus said:
I'm reluctant to admit that I know somebody who went there and he said the only thing there in any quantity was people in car-branded clothing wanting selfies. The shop's st, apparently.
I disagree. There was a wide selection of locally grown fruit and veg plus a number of refrigerators full of meat and cheese products, all of which seemed also to be from local Cotswold producers. There were also local preserves etc.. There is another shop behind where they were also serving food and drink. That shop was selling a lot more of the merchandise - hats, t-shirts, tea towels etc.. The produce looked great, especially the strawberries. If we hadn’t been flying back to the US the next day I would have bought some. Both cash registers were in constant use. We were there at 4 on a Thursday afternoon, hardly peak hours. I’d say it’s a goldmine.

Condi

17,188 posts

171 months

Monday 11th July 2022
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Someone sent me a box of their Hawkshead cider, must admit its quite good.

Although I'm not a cider drinker, so it might actually be rubbish. hehe

deckster

9,630 posts

255 months

Monday 11th July 2022
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Doofus said:
I'm reluctant to admit that I know somebody who went there and he said the only thing there in any quantity was people in car-branded clothing wanting selfies. The shop's st, apparently.
Doofus in "I don't like anything to do with Jeremy Clarkson but I compulsively post on any thread remotely connected with him" shocker.

darth_pies

696 posts

217 months

Monday 11th July 2022
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Condi said:
Someone sent me a box of their Hawkshead cider, must admit its quite good.

Although I'm not a cider drinker, so it might actually be rubbish. hehe
Its Hawkstone Lager & Cider....there's some sort of story about the ancient Hawk Stone being on JC's farm. Not sure if its true but he does grow the barley and I have to admit i'm rather partial to the lager after my wife ordered me a case of 24. Lovely stuff!

Truckosaurus

11,278 posts

284 months

Tuesday 12th July 2022
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Neddy Sea Goon said:
Patience of a thaint thurley ?
Am I going to hell for laughing?

Back on-topic, Clarkson's restaurant seems a good idea - a basic set menu of mostly produce from his and other local farms. I'm sure there would be an element of 'celeb premium' to the pricing. I think the fuss comes from there not really being the 'plat du jour' tradition at British eateries, and modern consumers being used to chain establishments having massive menus (straight from the freezer via the Brake Brothers lorry).

TEKNOPUG

18,948 posts

205 months

Tuesday 12th July 2022
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Truckosaurus said:
Neddy Sea Goon said:
Patience of a thaint thurley ?
Am I going to hell for laughing?

Back on-topic, Clarkson's restaurant seems a good idea - a basic set menu of mostly produce from his and other local farms. I'm sure there would be an element of 'celeb premium' to the pricing. I think the fuss comes from there not really being the 'plat du jour' tradition at British eateries, and modern consumers being used to chain establishments having massive menus (straight from the freezer via the Brake Brothers lorry).
Well I guess the shop and the restaurant is all "celeb premium". It would be interesting to know how many repeat customers they have and how many locals shop there, as opposed to fans and tourists. Is it a viable business without the celeb tourists? The restaurant is a pretty common concept and given the price and limited covers, would probably stand on it's own with a decent chef. But again, may simply be another easy way to liberate money from JC fans.