The Grand Tour (Vol. 2)

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TopTrump

3,226 posts

174 months

Friday 17th December 2021
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Enjoyed it!!!! All good

biggbn

23,321 posts

220 months

Friday 17th December 2021
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ninepoint2 said:
Decent watch, better than most stuff on dumbed down TV nowadays IMHO
You didn't think that was dumbed down?

75Black

766 posts

82 months

Friday 17th December 2021
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Definitely felt more like a old TG special than a "Grand Tour" but still decent nonetheless. Also I may have missed something, but what was with James May and the white sheet thing on his face?

Djtemeka

1,811 posts

192 months

Friday 17th December 2021
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Old Man Peabody said:
Hard work getting through that...

Some nice bits but mostly childish nonsense we've seen a hundred times before.

Shame

irked
+1. Hard work

Ryan_T

228 posts

105 months

Friday 17th December 2021
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75Black said:
Definitely felt more like a old TG special than a "Grand Tour" but still decent nonetheless. Also I may have missed something, but what was with James May and the white sheet thing on his face?
“Wild ortolan buntings are hunted in southwest France in a cultural gastronomic tradition dating back to Roman times. After capture, the birds are fattened up in a cage before being drowned in Armagnac. Then they are plucked, cooked, and eaten whole, bones and all – everything but the beak.

Ritualistically, diners eat the bird feet first in one mouthful with napkins over their heads. Some say the napkin captures the steaming aromas to enhance the gastronomic experience; others contend it hides the act from the eyes of God.”

75Black

766 posts

82 months

Friday 17th December 2021
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Ryan_T said:
75Black said:
Definitely felt more like a old TG special than a "Grand Tour" but still decent nonetheless. Also I may have missed something, but what was with James May and the white sheet thing on his face?
“Wild ortolan buntings are hunted in southwest France in a cultural gastronomic tradition dating back to Roman times. After capture, the birds are fattened up in a cage before being drowned in Armagnac. Then they are plucked, cooked, and eaten whole, bones and all – everything but the beak.

Ritualistically, diners eat the bird feet first in one mouthful with napkins over their heads. Some say the napkin captures the steaming aromas to enhance the gastronomic experience; others contend it hides the act from the eyes of God.”
Definitely a reference that went over my head!

anonymous-user

54 months

Friday 17th December 2021
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N7GTX

7,864 posts

143 months

Friday 17th December 2021
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Djtemeka said:
Old Man Peabody said:
Hard work getting through that...

Some nice bits but mostly childish nonsense we've seen a hundred times before.

Shame

irked
+1. Hard work
+2. Almost turned it off but wanted to see the SM so stayed to the end.

anonymous-user

54 months

Friday 17th December 2021
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N7GTX said:
+2. Almost turned it off but wanted to see the SM so stayed to the end.
Why? If You don’t like it you don’t have to watch…

N7GTX

7,864 posts

143 months

Friday 17th December 2021
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Schmed said:
N7GTX said:
+2. Almost turned it off but wanted to see the SM so stayed to the end.
Why? If You don’t like it you don’t have to watch…
Which part of my comment do you not understand? FFS

horsemeatscandal

1,235 posts

104 months

Saturday 18th December 2021
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Cack.

Whole thing was disjointed and felt like a series of unused films from what should have been the actual episode. They introduced their cars at the start as though they were planning the usual sort of road trip, a Grand Tour you could say, but then just drove some other cars up a hill and various other things that weren't particularly funny or entertaining. They could have got away with just driving the cars around the UK, generally causing scripted havoc and getting some nice shots in but they couldn't even manage that.

Things like 'our next stop was Wales', next stop from what and where? Absolutely nothing has happened and there's no context to anything. They didn't even introduce the episode or provide a brief premise.

Clarkson seems like an intelligent man (buffoonery aside) whose been in telly for a long time. How could he watch that back and be happy with it after the sort of fantastic TV they've made in the past e.g. Vietnam, North Pole, etc. Seems even worse when you consider that Amazon must give them a healthy budget.

The hot hatch racing was the only half decent bit but only really because the cars were cool.

Anyway, I watched it all and will almost certainly watch the next one because I'm a sucker.

ettore

4,132 posts

252 months

Saturday 18th December 2021
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I like French cars and love/hate France and the French, so I really rather enjoyed it.

I didn’t find that much that was laboured and there were some genuinely funny moments. I also thought it was quite a lot better that current TG (which I like) - there’s a degree of similar crudity but the humour was a lot broader with nuance hidden amongst the banter.

Thumbs up - good from me:

forrestgrump

1,539 posts

191 months

Saturday 18th December 2021
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Enjoyed this more than I thought just going off the comments here and generally they’ve been quite poor. Maybe some of that is the nostalgia of having them on TV and it’s been a while since the last one. One every six months is a good pace perhaps.

It did feel very oddly edited though.

HARTLEYHARE1

588 posts

129 months

Saturday 18th December 2021
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Top episode that, possibly my favourite of the stand alones

jonwm

2,518 posts

114 months

Saturday 18th December 2021
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Quite enjoyed that, I work for a French company and the email thing is so true, even have to add at the bottom of your signature that if an email is sent out of work hours it diesnt need a reply!

FiF

44,078 posts

251 months

Saturday 18th December 2021
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Some of the poles at the French were spot on, eg Hammond parking by shutting himself a space. In Paris have seen a vehicle at the end of a line near a junction gradually punted out into the cross traffic.

Plus people really can be up in the hills having climbed some horrible track in their expensive and extremely capable 4x4, only to see the farmer already there with his absolutely scruffy Peugeot hatch.

Evercross

5,954 posts

64 months

Saturday 18th December 2021
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Loved it. Absolutely loved it.

Felt like a proper old-school Top Gear in its prime (no pun intended), and for someone who has travelled extensively in France, has cans of snails in the kitchen cupboard, and owned 2 Pugs and a Citroen Saxo VTS, the humour totally landed with me and the OH.

" < Centre Ville Autres Directions >"

LOL

PS. Nice to see Sniff getting some airtime.

Big Nanas

1,347 posts

84 months

Saturday 18th December 2021
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I really enjoyed it; was reminiscent of an extended segment in old TG.

The 'propellor car' was amazing, and terrifying - I can't believe they actually drove it. Hammonds line when asked where it was: "It's evidence now" biggrin

JimmyConwayNW

3,065 posts

125 months

Saturday 18th December 2021
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I thought that was a brilliant episode.

I found it light hearted, made me laugh out loud in a good few bits just an easy watch of people cocking about with cars.

The rally cross was fun as it was with cars that I was familar with, some of the weird french designs were great. Very good episode.

anonymous-user

54 months

Saturday 18th December 2021
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Ryan_T said:
75Black said:
Definitely felt more like a old TG special than a "Grand Tour" but still decent nonetheless. Also I may have missed something, but what was with James May and the white sheet thing on his face?
“Wild ortolan buntings are hunted in southwest France in a cultural gastronomic tradition dating back to Roman times. After capture, the birds are fattened up in a cage before being drowned in Armagnac. Then they are plucked, cooked, and eaten whole, bones and all – everything but the beak.

Ritualistically, diners eat the bird feet first in one mouthful with napkins over their heads. Some say the napkin captures the steaming aromas to enhance the gastronomic experience; others contend it hides the act from the eyes of God.”
A few years ago on the OG TG with these three, Clarkson went through France in an E-type if I recall. One scene involved him trying the above dish but he explained it's not strictly legal, or you can't been seen to be eating them on TV (or some-such), so he covered his head with a napkin like May did.

Also there was a quick nod back to the motorhome conversions they did when May converted his Lotus and Clarkson made the towering CX motorhome.

On the whole it felt like a segment stretched out into a whole show's worth. I was waiting for the big piece on great French cars, but it never happened. Not that the SM isn't great but I was expecting a bit more to follow: the DS, CS, Peugeot 505s and 205s, Matra Simba Talbot Rancho, Renault 5 Turbo, Alpine etc.

Edited by anonymous-user on Saturday 18th December 11:02