The Apprentice 2023
Discussion
Big Stevie said:
Ring ring, ring ring, ring ring
"Hello, this is The Apprentice"
"Hello I'd like to become one of next years candidates please"
"Do you know anything about business?"
"Nope"
"That doesn't matter, are you a reasonably good looking female?"
"Yep"
"That's good, and finally, are you a bit thick?"
"Yep"
"Congratulations, you're in"
In all seriousness this must be what the BBC are looking for. I stopped watching the series a few years back but have normally watched the interviews and final. This episode - down to the last five, they have to be having a laugh - perhaps the boxer is closely related to the DG and so the rest were just stooges. "Hello, this is The Apprentice"
"Hello I'd like to become one of next years candidates please"
"Do you know anything about business?"
"Nope"
"That doesn't matter, are you a reasonably good looking female?"
"Yep"
"That's good, and finally, are you a bit thick?"
"Yep"
"Congratulations, you're in"
There has to be a reasonable explanation, I need someone to pay my pension.
I am still entertained by Dragon’s Den, so there must be some hope somewhere.
FourWheelDrift said:
Resistance was futile...Marnie for the win.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4xgx4k83zzc
Mikebentley said:
We all know East London boy made good will piss his tax deductible £250k on the London based boxing gym. That way he can align himself with all the grant money she has been promised and bathe in that glory until it goes broke. What a hopeless bunch of idiots.
Very good point. shtu said:
Karren Brady appears to have been involved in a tragic sunlamp accident.
Loved the bit last week when she interviewed one of the female contestants, after she ripped up her business plan to shreds, she stood up and said “Thank you Karen”Reply was “That’s Baroness Brady to you”

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