The Apprentice 2023

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Milkyway

9,291 posts

52 months

Monday 20th March 2023
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s94wht said:
Milkyway said:
cuprabob said:
Episode 7: Megan returns and locks her up.
( ... Marnie acting as her advocate)
Please stop... licklove
OK...


rdjohn

6,135 posts

194 months

Tuesday 21st March 2023
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Big Stevie said:
Ring ring, ring ring, ring ring

"Hello, this is The Apprentice"
"Hello I'd like to become one of next years candidates please"
"Do you know anything about business?"
"Nope"
"That doesn't matter, are you a reasonably good looking female?"
"Yep"
"That's good, and finally, are you a bit thick?"
"Yep"
"Congratulations, you're in"
In all seriousness this must be what the BBC are looking for. I stopped watching the series a few years back but have normally watched the interviews and final. This episode - down to the last five, they have to be having a laugh - perhaps the boxer is closely related to the DG and so the rest were just stooges.

There has to be a reasonable explanation, I need someone to pay my pension.

I am still entertained by Dragon’s Den, so there must be some hope somewhere.

Pitre

4,492 posts

233 months

Thursday 23rd March 2023
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I can't tell you how excited I am that it's the final this evening. smile

FourWheelDrift

88,381 posts

283 months

Thursday 23rd March 2023
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Pitre said:
I can't tell you how excited I am that it's the final this evening. ??

s94wht

1,548 posts

58 months

Thursday 23rd March 2023
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#TeamMarnie
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Edited by s94wht on Thursday 23 March 13:57

Milkyway

9,291 posts

52 months

Thursday 23rd March 2023
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FourWheelDrift said:
Pitre said:
I can't tell you how excited I am that it's the final this evening. ??
Resistance was futile...Marnie for the win.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4xgx4k83zzc

GloverMart

11,773 posts

214 months

Thursday 23rd March 2023
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Which idiot scheduled it up against the Italy v England game tonight?

So we have a choice between a group of absolute no-hopers showing they clearly aren't up to the job and failing miserably when the pressure is on or The Apprentice.

What a time to be alive.

pocketspring

5,079 posts

20 months

Thursday 23rd March 2023
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GloverMart said:
Which idiot scheduled it up against the Italy v England game tonight?

So we have a choice between a group of absolute no-hopers showing they clearly aren't up to the job and failing miserably when the pressure is on or The Apprentice.

What a time to be alive.
Lmao!

Funk

26,254 posts

208 months

Thursday 23rd March 2023
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GloverMart said:
Which idiot scheduled it up against the Italy v England game tonight?

So we have a choice between a group of absolute no-hopers showing they clearly aren't up to the job and failing miserably when the pressure is on or The Apprentice.

What a time to be alive.
rofl

FourWheelDrift

88,381 posts

283 months

Thursday 23rd March 2023
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How did Avi not end up as the last pick for the teams?

Diversary !

WTAF

shtu

3,407 posts

145 months

Thursday 23rd March 2023
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Double fisting logo FTW. biggrin

Jordie Barretts sock

3,840 posts

18 months

Thursday 23rd March 2023
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Surallun would be wise to fire them both. He's deffo going to lose his £250k with either of these losers.

pocketspring

5,079 posts

20 months

Thursday 23rd March 2023
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shtu said:
Double fisting logo FTW. biggrin
biglaugh

Take a deep breath...

Mikebentley

6,037 posts

139 months

Thursday 23rd March 2023
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We all know East London boy made good will piss his tax deductible £250k on the London based boxing gym. That way he can align himself with all the grant money she has been promised and bathe in that glory until it goes broke. What a hopeless bunch of idiots.

shtu

3,407 posts

145 months

Thursday 23rd March 2023
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Karren Brady appears to have been involved in a tragic sunlamp accident.

Jordie Barretts sock

3,840 posts

18 months

Thursday 23rd March 2023
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Mikebentley said:
We all know East London boy made good will piss his tax deductible £250k on the London based boxing gym. That way he can align himself with all the grant money she has been promised and bathe in that glory until it goes broke. What a hopeless bunch of idiots.
Very good point.

Stealthracer

7,641 posts

177 months

Thursday 23rd March 2023
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And yet again, they do the bloody consumer research last!

nikaiyo2

4,672 posts

194 months

Thursday 23rd March 2023
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By Rochelle, screams and shouts Belgravia. Oh hang on, no it does not.

The name just seems super downmarket, more Lewisham than luxury.

Vipers

32,799 posts

227 months

Thursday 23rd March 2023
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shtu said:
Karren Brady appears to have been involved in a tragic sunlamp accident.
Loved the bit last week when she interviewed one of the female contestants, after she ripped up her business plan to shreds, she stood up and said “Thank you Karen”

Reply was “That’s Baroness Brady to you” laugh

Radec

3,785 posts

46 months

Thursday 23rd March 2023
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I'll be very surprised if Marnie doesn't win this.