The Apprentice 2023

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LordLoveLength

1,927 posts

130 months

Friday 17th March 2023
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Why were the interviews conducted on a building site? No carpets / ceilings / furniture
It’s a bit much ripping the unfinished business plans apart in an unfinished office block..

RicksAlfas

13,394 posts

244 months

Friday 17th March 2023
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The boardroom sequence where Lord Sugar was talking to his chummy mates was filmed really oddly. I don't think they were all in the room at the same time.

cuprabob

14,606 posts

214 months

Friday 17th March 2023
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Last night's episode went too far in my opinion to the point there was little enjoyment watching it.

Milkyway

9,400 posts

53 months

Friday 17th March 2023
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Interviewers: “ Do you know how long it takes to get a liquor licence”...
Megan on YBF: “ I got my licence two months later”. laugh
(I still think that she was better than Rochelle).

Edited by Milkyway on Friday 17th March 10:29

shtu

3,454 posts

146 months

Friday 17th March 2023
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Timothy Bucktu said:
If there's anything good to glean from this comedy show, it's that at some point in your life in order to be taken seriously you might encounter some criticism. You take that criticism on board and try harder next time. You don't turn on the water works and cry 'bully' like so many younger folk seem to do these days. Pathetic really.
That genuinely annoyed me at the time.

They know they're going into a bearpit - it's the same format every year,
Any mistake will be seized upon. (My personal favourite last year was the interviewer buying the domain name a contestant planned to use.)
They will be told their idea is worthless - so be ready with the reason as to why it's not. (the sweets? I would have challenged the rubbish presentation of the competing product.)

Things like endless maths mistakes explained with "i'm not good with numbers" - why would I trust you with my money then?
Typos galore? Spellcheck, Grammarly, get a couple of mates to read it over. There's little excuse when £250,000 is on the line.
Crying? In a job interview? That makes me think you won't cope with the stress of running a real business terribly well.

I actually had that sweetseller as one of the more competent ones, ironically it turns out she was kept in as eye candy.

Edited by shtu on Friday 17th March 11:05

Deranged Rover

3,380 posts

74 months

Friday 17th March 2023
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One other thing I noticed - on You're Fired, when it came to each of the three contestants' "here's what the other candidates had to say about you" section, all comments for all three evictees were from the other women. Not one comment from any of the men.

I'm not suggesting any grand conspiracy theory; just though it was a bit odd.

jammy-git

29,778 posts

212 months

Friday 17th March 2023
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shtu said:
I actually had that sweetseller as one of the more competent ones, ironically it turns out she was kept in as eye candy.
Me too, just on the basis that Suralan has invested in cupcake businesses a couple of times.

thegreenhell

15,320 posts

219 months

Friday 17th March 2023
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He's already invested in an online sweets business with a previous winner. His investments almost always seem to fall into one of three categories:

Sweets/cakes/desserts
Hair/beauty
Recruitment

BabySharkDD

15,077 posts

169 months

Friday 17th March 2023
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Wacky Racer said:
I only watch it for Karren Brady......always need to take a cold shower after biggrin



hehe

Koyaanisqatsi

2,283 posts

30 months

Friday 17th March 2023
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Timothy Bucktu said:
Marnie for the win. At least she'd do some good.
One would presume that as a court advocate, she is educated, has an advanced grasp of business, people skills, the 'real world', deadlines, profit and loss, debating and defending herself, and is surrounded every day by people from every walk of life etc. It would seem though that she is just the best of a bad bunch.

'Baroness Brady'. Yeah, I think I'd have laughed in her face. Just 'Karren' has been good enough for her in the last 10 or so weeks, so why make a point about her silly little title now? CBE = Chief bh Executive

RicksAlfas said:
The boardroom sequence where Lord Sugar was talking to his chummy mates was filmed really oddly. I don't think they were all in the room at the same time.
Is that the boardroom at the top of One Canada Square in Canary Wharf in a studio on a grotty industrial estate in Park Royal, West London around the corner from the 'Losers' Cafe'?

The editing is nauseating and the thing that winds me up the most, especially when they are picking a team leader each week and it's twisted to look like one of them has bullied the entire team into submitting to them being the leader, and the phone calls between the main team and sub-team as well. The camera operators will just roll constantly and capture as many varied facial expressions as possible at all stages of the task, and the editors and producers then have carte blanche to spin the final edit however they like in order to generate the desired plot.

jammy-git

29,778 posts

212 months

Friday 17th March 2023
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I imagine it would also work in Marnie's favour that she's getting a big grant from the very organisation that Brady sat on the board of. I suspect Brady and Suralan could also help find London premises for opening new gyms too.

jammy-git

29,778 posts

212 months

Friday 17th March 2023
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BabySharkDD said:
Wacky Racer said:
I only watch it for Karren Brady......always need to take a cold shower after biggrin



hehe
Dear god, really?!! just go shag a makeup counter in Boots. Same amount of slap and plastic.

8IKERDAVE

2,303 posts

213 months

Friday 17th March 2023
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Bit of a st show tbh. Not knowing the difference between turnover and profit is like not knowing your left from your right.

I even quizzed my 9 year old on it this morning and he knew the answer! I do run a business though and try to educate my boys on things like that so maybe not typical. But...for someone pitching to an investor not to know this is absolutely incredible.

The interviewers are unnecesarily harsh though, especially Linda who needs to just go for a dump or something. I've never come across anyone so rude as this in business - its certainly not standard practice!

sandman77

2,408 posts

138 months

Friday 17th March 2023
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Jasey_ said:
tim0409 said:
50sqm is quite a bit more than three car parking spaces….
Exactly.

It's more like 5.
I really hope you never need to design a car park.

MesoForm

8,882 posts

275 months

Friday 17th March 2023
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The thing that got us that hasn't been mentioned yet is how many cuts there were and how short a time we saw the contestants with each of the interviewers, it just seemed to be interviewer asks a 'gotcha' question, contestant starts to answer, interviewer interrupts with some witty put-down, contestant walks off. But I guess with 5 contestants and four interviewers we were only going to get a few seconds with each.

Deranged Rover

3,380 posts

74 months

Friday 17th March 2023
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BabySharkDD said:



hehe
Oh hell, that's working for me....

pocketspring

5,279 posts

21 months

Friday 17th March 2023
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jammy-git said:
BabySharkDD said:
Wacky Racer said:
I only watch it for Karren Brady......always need to take a cold shower after biggrin



hehe
Dear god, really?!! just go shag a makeup counter in Boots. Same amount of slap and plastic.

pocketspring

5,279 posts

21 months

Friday 17th March 2023
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DSLiverpool said:
pocketspring said:
Victoria "I want to sell online sweets but in a nicer box."

Really?!
Kept on for the dads I think. A good looking zombie can sell pick n mix on tiktok right now.
Hmmm I don't want to taste her sweet box.

Court_S

12,929 posts

177 months

Friday 17th March 2023
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The filming of the candidates preparing for the interviews was particularly cringeworthy.

It feels like it’s time to put the show out if it’s misery now.

thegreenhell

15,320 posts

219 months

Friday 17th March 2023
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DSLiverpool said:
pocketspring said:
Victoria "I want to sell online sweets but in a nicer box."

Really?!
Kept on for the dads I think. A good looking zombie can sell pick n mix on tiktok right now.
Each to their own, I suppose