Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

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Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

186 months

Sunday 16th July 2017
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The virus of referring to a three figure prices as a series of digits ("now only two nine nine") appears to be spreading.

Are people really that thick that they think this is less money?

Or is it just that marketing people think they are that thick?

Jonesy23

4,650 posts

136 months

Sunday 16th July 2017
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Sa Calobra said:
New Mercedes ad- basically a bloke who was given hand me downs all his life but is now given the chance to own a used approved Mercedes car..
"You've accepted whatever old inappropriate knackered used crap was available your whole life. So a used Mercedes will give you just what you're expecting."

The message they think they're selling isn't the one they actually come out with.

J4CKO

41,553 posts

200 months

Sunday 16th July 2017
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Rich_W said:
ANOTHER toothpaste advert with a girl (on a train) with incredibly oversized teeth!

eek
Is she eating a massive apple that would trouble Mr Ed ?

lucido grigio

44,044 posts

163 months

Sunday 16th July 2017
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CooperD said:
The Thatchers Cider advert with the hot air balloon. Very annoying. furious
I like that one.....biggrin

anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 19th July 2017
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Langweilig said:
It's mid-July and I have just seen an advert for Balsam Hill Christmas trees.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I wouldn't have believed it, but it's just been on Channel 4. It's a st ad in its own right, but running it in July is the icing on the (Christmas) cake.

Sheets Tabuer

18,959 posts

215 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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lucido grigio said:
CooperD said:
The Thatchers Cider advert with the hot air balloon. Very annoying. furious
I like that one.....biggrin
Mmmm Thatchers.

XCP

16,914 posts

228 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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Sheets Tabuer said:
Mmmm Thatchers.
I used to buy it in the 70's. It was 60 pence a gallon in a plastic container then. And the farm seems to have changed a bit too!

Cupramax

10,480 posts

252 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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Not on TV (yet) but Lidl have their "back to school" ranges in their special buys this week. FFS, most schools haven't even broken up for holidays yet.

Sheets Tabuer

18,959 posts

215 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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XCP said:
Sheets Tabuer said:
Mmmm Thatchers.
I used to buy it in the 70's. It was 60 pence a gallon in a plastic container then. And the farm seems to have changed a bit too!
What was it like back then, I've never been a cider fan as I grew up in a 70s pub tasting things like woodpecker and strongbow but an ex used to buy Thatchers gold and I tried it and thought my god it's necter..

TCEvo

12,710 posts

202 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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Cupramax said:
Not on TV (yet) but Lidl have their "back to school" ranges in their special buys this week. FFS, most schools haven't even broken up for holidays yet.
Glad I'm not alone there. Annoyed me years ago when I was at school & shops started promoting "back to school" ranges early in the summer holidays; decades later it still pisses me off.

XCP

16,914 posts

228 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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Sheets Tabuer said:
XCP said:
Sheets Tabuer said:
Mmmm Thatchers.
I used to buy it in the 70's. It was 60 pence a gallon in a plastic container then. And the farm seems to have changed a bit too!
What was it like back then, I've never been a cider fan as I grew up in a 70s pub tasting things like woodpecker and strongbow but an ex used to buy Thatchers gold and I tried it and thought my god it's necter..
There were 2 enormous vats in a shed, tended by a couple of elderly men with red noses. You could have 'dry' or 'sweet' or any mixture of the two that took your fancy ( having had a couple of samples to see what you liked). It was virtually opaque and a strange orange colour and flat. Also smelt rather odd. It tended to settle after a while so that the bottom pint or so was undrinkable. It was extremely powerful though, you could get well wrecked on 3 pints.
I remember there was uproar when the EEC as was, put up the duty so it went up to 90 pence a gallon. Or so the story went. ( bloody Europe even then)

The farm was in a village called Sandford, about 4 miles from where I lived at the time. No comparison with the current product!!


droopsnoot

11,932 posts

242 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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The never-ending ad break promos for "Valerian" on ITV2 at the moment. What makes it worse is that, a few weeks ago, Radio 1 were playing a clip where Sharon Osbourne got the name of an act wrong on whatever talent show she's on, and the way she said whatever that name was, is very similar to how the voiceover woman says "valerian".

blade runner

1,029 posts

212 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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XCP said:
There were 2 enormous vats in a shed, tended by a couple of elderly men with red noses. You could have 'dry' or 'sweet' or any mixture of the two that took your fancy ( having had a couple of samples to see what you liked). It was virtually opaque and a strange orange colour and flat. Also smelt rather odd. It tended to settle after a while so that the bottom pint or so was undrinkable. It was extremely powerful though, you could get well wrecked on 3 pints.
I remember there was uproar when the EEC as was, put up the duty so it went up to 90 pence a gallon. Or so the story went. ( bloody Europe even then)

The farm was in a village called Sandford, about 4 miles from where I lived at the time. No comparison with the current product!!
Christ that brings back childhood memories! Used to go there with my Godfather so he could stock up with cider for the summer. I remember those massive vats very well and the distinctive smell of the place.

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

186 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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XCP said:
There were 2 enormous vats in a shed, tended by a couple of elderly men with red noses. You could have 'dry' or 'sweet' or any mixture of the two that took your fancy ( having had a couple of samples to see what you liked). It was virtually opaque and a strange orange colour and flat. Also smelt rather odd. It tended to settle after a while so that the bottom pint or so was undrinkable. It was extremely powerful though, you could get well wrecked on 3 pints.
I remember there was uproar when the EEC as was, put up the duty so it went up to 90 pence a gallon. Or so the story went. ( bloody Europe even then)

The farm was in a village called Sandford, about 4 miles from where I lived at the time. No comparison with the current product!!
Still there, and the original buildings exist, but there's a huge production facility round the back.

Used to have it in my local growing up (the proper stuff).

cuprabob

14,615 posts

214 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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Motorpoint radio advert...

Europa1

10,923 posts

188 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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cuprabob said:
Motorpoint radio advert...
I am assuming you listen to the radio via your TV?

cuprabob

14,615 posts

214 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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Europa1 said:
cuprabob said:
Motorpoint radio advert...
I am assuming you listen to the radio via your TV?
I do indeedsmile

XslaneyX

1,334 posts

142 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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The current Lidl advert on the radio with some bint that says Lidl is closed due to a crashed spaceship in the car park in the hope of making other customers avoid going to the sales. She get's ushered off by staff/security just as she is finishing her words and makes some god awful noise as if to mimic getting dragged away.

shoot

BlueHave

4,651 posts

108 months

Friday 21st July 2017
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The new Vauxhall advert targeting their new Crossland X at 'Pyjama Mamas' trying to normalise school mums taking their kids to school looking like they've just crawled out of bed.

Pyjama Mamas, or as they are more commonly known lazy chavs.

generationx

6,737 posts

105 months

Friday 21st July 2017
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BlueHave said:
The new Vauxhall advert targeting their new Crossland X at 'Pyjama Mamas' trying to normalise school mums taking their kids to school looking like they've just crawled out of bed.

Pyjama Mamas, or as they are more commonly known lazy chavs.
Bizarrely they've all had plenty of time to apply full make-up, but didn't have time to actually pull on a pair of jeans and a t-shirt.
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