Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

[cuprabob]

One of the Army radio adverts annoys me because the young girl in it seems to talk through her nose.

[oceanview]

An advert for Hive- whatever that is.

Some old coffin-dodger telling us he's 99 or whatever and passes on his wisdom- like dance a lot, sing a lot and other bks!

I hate dancing and singing so fk off and anyway, I don't want to live to 99 and be utterly fked and stting myself and a big drain on society so bugger off!!

[TheDoggingFather]

Morningside said:

Fire prevention advert.
Something along the lines of the hairdryer was connected to the something connected to the something else and they all died.

I know it's supposed to be somber and monotone but I just find it annoying.

I've got a horrible feeling that it may have even been used last year...

[mgtony]

I'm not sure if I actually saw it or whether it it a horrific dream as I've not seen it since, a Trivago ad where she breaks into a tap dance.

[Rich_W]

If you haven't seen it yet. You soon will


Renault Kadjur!

Middle age couple discussing divorce, but still apparently shagging.



Kill everyone involved in this ad. From conception to post production

[FourWheelDrift]

Rich_W said:

If you haven't seen it yet. You soon will


Renault Kadjur!

Middle age couple discussing divorce, but still apparently shagging.



Kill everyone involved in this ad. From conception to post production

Haven't seen it yet, is it ripping off Harry Enfield's shagging couple sketch? - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrnj_IbeIDY

[AlexRS2782]

Rich_W said:

If you haven't seen it yet. You soon will

Renault Kadjur!

Middle age couple discussing divorce, but still apparently shagging.

Kill everyone involved in this ad. From conception to post production

Agreed.

For anyone that hasn't seen it.

Couple start arguing in their Kadjur over how to split their assets. One of them mentions the weekend beach house. Cue male driver setting the ugly pile of crap to urban crossover / offroad mode and taking the long offroad drive to said beach house where the next scene has them both in bed after a good shag. Enter the next scene where they're in the solicitors office and get asked about the beach house and one replies "we'll have to think about it".

[Brigand]

cuprabob said:

One of the Army radio adverts annoys me because the young girl in it seems to talk through her nose.

Oh god yeah, I know the one you mean: "Aht first I didn't want to join the aaaaaaaarrrrmmmmyyyyyy..." with that horrible, croaky voice that young girls seem to have these days; Vocal Fry I think it's called.

[TheDoggingFather]

AlexRS2782 said:

Rich_W said:

If you haven't seen it yet. You soon will

Renault Kadjur!

Middle age couple discussing divorce, but still apparently shagging.

Kill everyone involved in this ad. From conception to post production

Agreed.

For anyone that hasn't seen it.

Couple start arguing in their Kadjur over how to split their assets. One of them mentions the weekend beach house. Cue male driver setting the ugly pile of crap to urban crossover / offroad mode and taking the long offroad drive to said beach house where the next scene has them both in bed after a good shag. Enter the next scene where they're in the solicitors office and get asked about the beach house and one replies "we'll have to think about it".

Virtually every set of ads during LeMans.

[cuprabob]

Nationwide Father's Day adverts, a new low point....

[droopsnoot]

mgtony said:

I'm not sure if I actually saw it or whether it it a horrific dream as I've not seen it since, a Trivago ad where she breaks into a tap dance.

I think that was on the TV in the pub last night. I did wonder why anyone would use tap dancing in an advert, given how annoying tap dancing is.

[HustleRussell]

I saw V.I.Poo for the first time in the last week, Although it was discussed at length in here I was unprepared for the sheer ridiculousness of it.

She sts little brown doughnuts

[Old Man Fred]

Brigand said:

Oh god yeah, I know the one you mean: "Aht first I didn't want to join the aaaaaaaarrrrmmmmyyyyyy..." with that horrible, croaky voice that young girls seem to have these days; Vocal Fry I think it's called.

Another vote for the army one here.

Also the two oasis (drink) adverts that have somebody rapping, these all have me grinding my teeth until they end which seems like a lifetime

[mikal83]

Hotel.com

Captain smart arse, I want to put that full engish breakfast right up his................

[Terzo123]

The new Virgin trains advert with the techno/ spandeau ballet sound track.

Pure brain damage.

[Halmyre]

Terzo123 said:

The new Virgin trains advert with the techno/ spandeau ballet sound track.

Pure brain damage.

Oh yes, dreadful.

[AlexRS2782]

After the weekend of Le Mans coverage I'd like to nominate all the awful gambling / betting adverts but particularly the Paddy Power ones with the bus driver & security bloke singing about having "cheeky little dabbles"

Edit - Forgot the new Paypal one as that's being played to death as well

Edited by AlexRS2782 on Monday 19th June 21:14

[cuprabob]

AlexRS2782 said:

After the weekend of Le Mans coverage I'd like to nominate all the awful gambling / betting adverts but particularly the Paddy Power ones with the bus driver & security bloke singing about having "cheeky little dabbles"

I love the security bloke "cheeky little dabbles" one

[AlexRS2782]

cuprabob said:

AlexRS2782 said:

After the weekend of Le Mans coverage I'd like to nominate all the awful gambling / betting adverts but particularly the Paddy Power ones with the bus driver & security bloke singing about having "cheeky little dabbles"

I love the security bloke "cheeky little dabbles" one

Admittedly they were fine the first few times I saw them a few weeks back, but having them on nearly every ad break (I'm assuming they paid for blanket advertising across the coverage as they also filled the live Quest shows and ITV4's coverage) it was enough to make me start muting the TV or flicking away and back every time it came on.

[Jonesy23]

Microsoft Surface Pro ad with annoying millennial blogger/author/podcaster/unemployable. (Apparently Emma Gannon; never heard of any of her output)

I'm really going to rush out and buy your product when you use a self absorbed tt to sell it to me.