Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

[Johnnytheboy]

Jonesy23 said:

Microsoft Surface Pro ad with annoying millennial blogger/author/podcaster/unemployable. (Apparently Emma Gannon; never heard of any of her output)

I'm really going to rush out and buy your product when you use a self absorbed tt to sell it to me.

Oh yeah - so this.

a. She's got five jobs or whatever it is, but none of them appear to be a job, and
b. She's got one of those 'punch-me' faces!

[Europa1]

Johnnytheboy said:

Jonesy23 said:

Microsoft Surface Pro ad with annoying millennial blogger/author/podcaster/unemployable. (Apparently Emma Gannon; never heard of any of her output)

I'm really going to rush out and buy your product when you use a self absorbed tt to sell it to me.

Oh yeah - so this.

a. She's got five jobs or whatever it is, but none of them appear to be a job, and
b. She's got one of those 'punch-me' faces!

Another vote for this from me.

[iandc]

Europa1 said:

Another vote for this from me.

+1 from me. It would be so much better if she started with "I am such a tw*t that I am unemployable so invent "jobs" when people ask me what I do all day. Daddy felt sorry for me and bought me an over priced computer thingy"

[AlexRS2782]

One I've just heard on late night radio for a company called "The Claims Guys" flogging the never ending outstanding PPI claim / refunds.

Annoying because of the voiceover referencing "doin' nuffink" means you're "gettin' nuffink", and how you should "do sumfink now" to claim your "hard earned" PPI ££££.

[generationx]

iandc said:

Europa1 said:

Another vote for this from me.

+1 from me. It would be so much better if she started with "I am such a tw*t that I am unemployable so invent "jobs" when people ask me what I do all day. Daddy felt sorry for me and bought me an over priced computer thingy"

+2

This advert is shown generically all over Europe. Another pointless, jobless, smug eejit

Edited by generationx on Wednesday 21st June 08:50

[cuprabob]

Seat Ateca radio advert.

"Do you know which SUV won some award?"

Of course I do, you tell me hundreds of times a day

[Shakermaker]

cuprabob said:

Seat Ateca radio advert.

"Do you know which SUV won some award?"

Of course I do, you tell me hundreds of times a day

The answer is - Every car has won an award, isn't it?

"Best Car costing under £10,000"
"Best car under £9,000"

"Best 2wd cross-over SUV sport back in 5 doors"
"Best car over £1,000,000"

"best 4 door coupe costing between £20,000 and £30,000, when tested against one other similar car"

There's a category for them all.

[Shakermaker]

generationx said:

iandc said:

Europa1 said:

Another vote for this from me.

+1 from me. It would be so much better if she started with "I am such a tw*t that I am unemployable so invent "jobs" when people ask me what I do all day. Daddy felt sorry for me and bought me an over priced computer thingy"

+2

This advert is shown generically all over Europe. Another pointless, jobless, smug eejit

Edited by generationx on Wednesday 21st June 08:50

You say jobless, but someone has paid her to be in that advert. So what if she invented her own jobs? If she's making ends meet, does that matter whether she is doing so in the normal 9-5 rat race, or by working 5 different jobs?

No.

Sorry, that went a bit NP&E for a second.

The advert is awful.

[Hainey]

Shakermaker said:

cuprabob said:

Seat Ateca radio advert.

"Do you know which SUV won some award?"

Of course I do, you tell me hundreds of times a day

The answer is - Every car has won an award, isn't it?

"Best Car costing under £10,000"
"Best car under £9,000"

"Best 2wd cross-over SUV sport back in 5 doors"
"Best car over £1,000,000"

"best 4 door coupe costing between £20,000 and £30,000, when tested against one other similar car"

There's a category for them all.

They should have a category for best software emmisions cheat.

VAG group would win it hands down.

[VictoriaYorks]

cuprabob said:

Seat Ateca radio advert.

"Do you know which SUV won some award?"

Of course I do, you tell me hundreds of times a day

Is this the one that says they've won over 5 awards? So 6 then

[anonymous-user]

The new specsavers advert.
They have replaced Lenny Henry with Julie Walters
Its still st

Oh and Glen Campbells new album advert.its a bit misleading as it shows all his hits. Its actually an album of newly recorded material
I know I bought it

[MrsMiggins]

Cat soup. That's soup FOR cats, not made from cats.

WTF?

[kowalski655]

MrsMiggins said:

Cat soup. That's soup FOR cats, not made from cats.

WTF?

Are you sure you didnt mis-hear?

[MrsMiggins]

If only!

[TheDoggingFather]

MrsMiggins said:

Cat soup. That's soup FOR cats, not made from cats.

WTF?

That is a massive mind fk. Since when did a moggy need soup?

[FourWheelDrift]

TheDoggingFather said:

That is a massive mind fk. Since when did a moggy need soup?

not just soup, gourmet soup - https://www.purina.co.uk/cat/gourmet/product-range...

[lucido grigio]

TheDoggingFather said:

MrsMiggins said:

Cat soup. That's soup FOR cats, not made from cats.

WTF?

That is a massive mind fk. Since when did a moggy need soup?

When it doesn't have room for a main course ,obviously....

[AlexRS2782]

Definitely a real thing (quick Google found the items below online). There was a woman in front of me in Sainsbury's the other week who bought about £100 worth of the stuff alongside her own shopping. Judging by what else was being bought, the cat was probably getting a better diet than the rest of the family

http://www.waitrosepet.com/cat/wet-cat-food/gourme...
https://www.whiskas.co.uk/our-products/wet-food/wh...

[hyperblue]

The current Heineken advert with the adenoidal climate change denier (probably on here somewhere). If he says "piffle" one more time!

[lucido grigio]

Hotels dotcom and Captain obvious ,think it's been mentioned before but why does he say hello to poo ?

Just a bit.....