Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

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Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

186 months

Thursday 19th October 2017
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Biker 1 said:
Who the fk drinks tonic on its own?
I do - it's my 'designated driver' drink. smile

Europa1

10,923 posts

188 months

Thursday 19th October 2017
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Johnnytheboy said:
Biker 1 said:
Who the fk drinks tonic on its own?
I do - it's my 'designated driver' drink. smile
Me too; the Fever Tree one with Elderflower is a nice variation.

Biker 1

7,729 posts

119 months

Thursday 19th October 2017
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New TUI ad: nice fit MILF, but WTF is with the singing???

Biker 1

7,729 posts

119 months

Thursday 19th October 2017
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Europa1 said:
Johnnytheboy said:
Biker 1 said:
Who the fk drinks tonic on its own?
I do - it's my 'designated driver' drink. smile
Me too; the Fever Tree one with Elderflower is a nice variation.
confused Never heard of it - I thought tonic exclusively went with gin????

Cupramax

10,480 posts

252 months

Thursday 19th October 2017
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Lineker in the latest Walkers ad with four mini me lookalikes? (Are they all his sons?) if you weren't such a jug eared lefty sympathising tt you'd easily get that bowl off your head. hehe

Yipper

5,964 posts

90 months

Thursday 19th October 2017
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Biker 1 said:
New TUI ad: nice fit MILF, but WTF is with the singing???
Sh*t adverts. But -- amazingly -- they're working.

http://www.cityam.com/274083/holidaymakers-paying-...


AppleJuice

2,154 posts

85 months

Thursday 19th October 2017
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Yipper said:
Biker 1 said:
New TUI ad: nice fit MILF, but WTF is with the singing???
Sh*t adverts. But -- amazingly -- they're working.

http://www.cityam.com/274083/holidaymakers-paying-...

Seems they plonked an entire creamery's-worth of cheese in the script:
TUI advert said:
We crossed the Ts, dotted the Is and put [homphone] in the middle

AstonZagato

12,700 posts

210 months

Thursday 19th October 2017
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Europa1 said:
Johnnytheboy said:
Biker 1 said:
Who the fk drinks tonic on its own?
I do - it's my 'designated driver' drink. smile
Me too; the Fever Tree one with Elderflower is a nice variation.
Tonic with a dash of Angostura is a good drink too. Not too sweet. There is a lot of alcohol in the bitters (about the same as whiskey) but you are only having a couple of drops so you'd need to drink quite a lot to be over the limit.

Edited by AstonZagato on Thursday 19th October 22:17

lucido grigio

44,044 posts

163 months

Thursday 19th October 2017
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Seen the TUI ad tonight,agree with biker1,cute woman,singing sounds like an average Karaoke singer.

AlexRS2782

8,046 posts

213 months

Thursday 19th October 2017
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Any Halloween advert but specifically "The Aldi Family" attempting to parody the Addams Family, and Tesco with the "real" vampire mum & son inviting all the schoolchildren to a party, whilst ignoring the fact that, even if vampires were real, lore states sunlight is a big no-no so how exactly does the child go to school?

Halmyre

11,193 posts

139 months

Friday 20th October 2017
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AlexRS2782 said:
Any Halloween advert but specifically "The Aldi Family" attempting to parody the Addams Family, and Tesco with the "real" vampire mum & son inviting all the schoolchildren to a party, whilst ignoring the fact that, even if vampires were real, lore states sunlight is a big no-no so how exactly does the child go to school?
This is why suntan lotions' sunblock factor keeps getting larger. I'm telling you, there's a serious vampire problem out there, I'd stake my life on it.

Bluedot

3,588 posts

107 months

Friday 20th October 2017
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AlexRS2782 said:
Any Halloween advert but specifically "The Aldi Family" attempting to parody the Addams Family, and Tesco with the "real" vampire mum & son inviting all the schoolchildren to a party, whilst ignoring the fact that, even if vampires were real, lore states sunlight is a big no-no so how exactly does the child go to school?
To be fair, you're over thinking that a little smile


generationx

6,737 posts

105 months

Friday 20th October 2017
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Biker 1 said:
New TUI ad: nice fit MILF, but WTF is with the singing???
I think you should check the definition of MILF. That person looks about 18 and bland as fk, plus the song version (as you say so I'm agreeing with you) is awful.

I'm now beginning to detest the Foxy Bingo adverts where we are all supposed to have bought in to the fact that the performer inside the fox suit is some megastar (Is it Heather Graham? Completely off my radar, I don't recall seeing her in anything) and thus any situation where she appears without the mask is fking hilarious. God knows how much these adverts are costing - it's just fking bingo for Christ's sake.

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

186 months

Friday 20th October 2017
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generationx said:
I'm now beginning to detest the Foxy Bingo adverts where we are all supposed to have bought in to the fact that the performer inside the fox suit is some megastar (Is it Heather Graham? Completely off my radar, I don't recall seeing her in anything) and thus any situation where she appears without the mask is fking hilarious.
Austin Powers 2, and erm, the other things she was in...

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

100 months

Friday 20th October 2017
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Johnnytheboy said:
generationx said:
I'm now beginning to detest the Foxy Bingo adverts where we are all supposed to have bought in to the fact that the performer inside the fox suit is some megastar (Is it Heather Graham? Completely off my radar, I don't recall seeing her in anything) and thus any situation where she appears without the mask is fking hilarious.
Austin Powers 2, and erm, the other things she was in...
Boogie Nights wink

Biker 1

7,729 posts

119 months

Friday 20th October 2017
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generationx said:
I think you should check the definition of MILF. That person looks about 18 and bland as fk
I am fully aware of the meaning of MILF..... Anyway, it looked like a family holiday type ad, & she looks quite fit (for a red-head)

MissChief

7,107 posts

168 months

Friday 20th October 2017
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Just seen the new pizza Hut advert with Bungle and crew from Rainbow. It's fking awful.

swisstoni

16,990 posts

279 months

Saturday 21st October 2017
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MissChief said:
Just seen the new pizza Hut advert with Bungle and crew from Rainbow. It's fking awful.
As far as I can remember, Rainbow was from the 70’s.
So the people who remember it best will be in their 40s now. Are they a massive target for Pizza Hut?
(Also the ad Bungle looks a bit weird).

Rich_W

12,548 posts

212 months

Saturday 21st October 2017
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Cupramax said:
Lineker in the latest Walkers ad with four mini me lookalikes? (Are they all his sons?) if you weren't such a jug eared lefty sympathising tt you'd easily get that bowl off your head. hehe
ANYTHING with that mug Lineker in! I wont buy Walkers crisps until they ditch the tax dodging, gary glitter beard, arse!

oceanview

1,511 posts

131 months

Saturday 21st October 2017
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Rich_W said:
Cupramax said:
Lineker in the latest Walkers ad with four mini me lookalikes? (Are they all his sons?) if you weren't such a jug eared lefty sympathising tt you'd easily get that bowl off your head. hehe
ANYTHING with that mug Lineker in! I wont buy Walkers crisps until they ditch the tax dodging, gary glitter beard, arse!
Also seems to have the same woman in the ad who does the Flash advert as well!

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