Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

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Jinba Ittai

563 posts

91 months

Tuesday 20th February 2018
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That sounds familiar. I've seen a tacky ad for a car supermarket in South Wales, can't remember the name, and there is never any sound. I live in North Wales and I've come to the conclusion it's some thing to do with regional advertising, catchment area and costs.

mgtony

4,019 posts

190 months

Tuesday 20th February 2018
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Deeeeep Relieeeeeeeefffffffff. furiousheadache

DaveGoddard

1,192 posts

145 months

Tuesday 20th February 2018
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Vipers said:
Digressing slightly, not adverts but general TV shows, shots of people driving cars, driver turns to their passenger and yap for about 5 seconds.

FFS how can you do that.
Same with the number of car ads where the main selling point is the touchscreen or music connectivity inside it. Isn't that just advertising how much it distracts you from driving??

DaveGoddard

1,192 posts

145 months

Tuesday 20th February 2018
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Jinba Ittai said:
That sounds familiar. I've seen a tacky ad for a car supermarket in South Wales, can't remember the name, and there is never any sound. I live in North Wales and I've come to the conclusion it's some thing to do with regional advertising, catchment area and costs.
There's one near me that does that too - I think the lack of sound is designed to make you look up at your TV as you think it's gone off or something has gone wrong, so you then see their ad. Quite clever actually.

Morningside

24,110 posts

229 months

Tuesday 20th February 2018
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TripAdvisor - Your CGI is st and your owl is fking creepy.

cuprabob

14,600 posts

214 months

Tuesday 20th February 2018
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Flo & Joan are back with a new advert smile

poing

8,743 posts

200 months

Tuesday 20th February 2018
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I spotted them but luckily I already had the TV on mute from the TUI and James Corden adverts so I didn't have to suffer hearing them.

Jim the Sunderer

3,239 posts

182 months

Wednesday 21st February 2018
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This silly gimp in his new Polo nearly running down an Italian woman carrying oranges but she was saved due to the automatic braking feature.

Look where you're going, you could see her a mile off!

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

186 months

Wednesday 21st February 2018
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Doofus said:
"There are three billion women on the planet, and no two are alike. So why should their pads be?"

Well maybe it's because they only make four different versions you simpering bint!
They may not be all alike, but they all appear to be aged between 16 and 24.

DaveGoddard

1,192 posts

145 months

Wednesday 21st February 2018
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Jim the Sunderer said:
This silly gimp in his new Polo nearly running down an Italian woman carrying oranges but she was saved due to the automatic braking feature.

Look where you're going, you could see her a mile off!
Any car ad using features like that as selling points should have the tagline "For people too thick to drive properly".

AlexRS2782

8,042 posts

213 months

Wednesday 21st February 2018
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DaveGoddard said:
Jim the Sunderer said:
This silly gimp in his new Polo nearly running down an Italian woman carrying oranges but she was saved due to the automatic braking feature.

Look where you're going, you could see her a mile off!
Any car ad using features like that as selling points should have the tagline "For people too thick to drive properly".
Citroen are currently running something similar for one of their city / crossover cars - the one with the colour combo panels, rubber door mouldings, etc, intended to be fashionable for drivers in the 20's, but always feature adults aged late 30's onwards driving them instead, whilst enjoying their awesome, unrealistic, lifestyles.

In theirs the car's being driven by a supposedly hipster "father" who's so busy listening and dancing around to the music in the car that he's paying no attention to the road / surroundings. A reference is made to "Sam" who never "pays attention", followed by hipster driver suddenly noticing he's about to run over a pedestrian who's wandered into the road / not paying intention to his surroundings. Cue the Citroen auto bake kicking in and saving the pedestrian from being run over and waking up the driver too. Narration says that "Sam" is actually the pedestrian not the driver as originally hinted at rolleyes

Of course the advert plays up the excellence of auto brake and makes it look like you can drive a car whilst not paying attention because the safety feature will save your life and that of any pedestrians, whilst completely ignoring the fact that the driver is equally as bad as the pedestrian because neither were paying attention, and if they were the auto brake feature would never have been activated in the first place.

funkyrobot

18,789 posts

228 months

Wednesday 21st February 2018
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BFleming said:
Apologies if this has been mentioned already. It more than likely has. I was with a few americans in Spain last week, and everyone knew the ad... they also added a line to the script.

What's a computer? FFS...
To me, it advertised the fact that you need to be an ignorant, gullible, pretentious to buy anything Apple make.

If her tablet is so fking clever, why does she need the massively overpriced keyboard?

Is she actually doing anything in the ad that a laptop at half the price couldn't do?

Pericoloso

44,044 posts

163 months

Wednesday 21st February 2018
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cuprabob said:
Flo & Joan are back with a new advert smile
Saw that ,I actually quite liked one of their efforts but none of the remainder....nono

elanfan

5,520 posts

227 months

Thursday 22nd February 2018
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funkyrobot said:
BFleming said:
Apologies if this has been mentioned already. It more than likely has. I was with a few americans in Spain last week, and everyone knew the ad... they also added a line to the script.

What's a computer? FFS...
To me, it advertised the fact that you need to be an ignorant, gullible, pretentious to buy anything Apple make.

If her tablet is so fking clever, why does she need the massively overpriced keyboard?

Is she actually doing anything in the ad that a laptop at half the price couldn't do?
She?

budgie smuggler

5,377 posts

159 months

Thursday 22nd February 2018
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elanfan said:
She?
Exactly, how dare you assume xer chosen pronouns. rolleyes

DaveGoddard

1,192 posts

145 months

Thursday 22nd February 2018
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AlexRS2782 said:
Citroen are currently running something similar for one of their city / crossover cars - the one with the colour combo panels, rubber door mouldings, etc, intended to be fashionable for drivers in the 20's, but always feature adults aged late 30's onwards driving them instead, whilst enjoying their awesome, unrealistic, lifestyles.

In theirs the car's being driven by a supposedly hipster "father" who's so busy listening and dancing around to the music in the car that he's paying no attention to the road / surroundings. A reference is made to "Sam" who never "pays attention", followed by hipster driver suddenly noticing he's about to run over a pedestrian who's wandered into the road / not paying intention to his surroundings. Cue the Citroen auto bake kicking in and saving the pedestrian from being run over and waking up the driver too. Narration says that "Sam" is actually the pedestrian not the driver as originally hinted at rolleyes

Of course the advert plays up the excellence of auto brake and makes it look like you can drive a car whilst not paying attention because the safety feature will save your life and that of any pedestrians, whilst completely ignoring the fact that the driver is equally as bad as the pedestrian because neither were paying attention, and if they were the auto brake feature would never have been activated in the first place.
I'll wait to see that one but it sounds like it deserves a complaint.

Pericoloso

44,044 posts

163 months

Thursday 22nd February 2018
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Pericoloso said:
cuprabob said:
Flo & Joan are back with a new advert smile
Saw that ,I actually quite liked one of their efforts but none of the remainder....nono
Just seen another new one ,something about number 1 fan.....didn't like.

generationx

6,725 posts

105 months

Thursday 22nd February 2018
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What has happened in Fairy’s recent legal history that they’re so obsessed with telling us to keep their laundry products away from children? Every bloody break.

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

186 months

Thursday 22nd February 2018
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generationx said:
What has happened in Fairy’s recent legal history that they’re so obsessed with telling us to keep their laundry products away from children? Every bloody break.
A quick Google gives us

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/warning-pare...

Could that be it? I'd noticed the same...

kowalski655

14,635 posts

143 months

Thursday 22nd February 2018
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Kids in the US are eating them too-teens doing it deliberately!!!

Maybe it might help if they made them look less like sweets!
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