Justin Lee Collins

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Marty Funkhouser

5,426 posts

181 months

Tuesday 2nd October 2012
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2211192/Ju...

Maybe there's another side to this - she looks like a proper bunny boiler in the top photo....

vladcjelli

2,966 posts

158 months

Tuesday 2nd October 2012
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Essel said:
Python Lee Jackson?

Yep, definitely onto something heresmile
Chester-le-Street?

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 2nd October 2012
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Marty Funkhouser said:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2211192/Ju...

Maybe there's another side to this - she looks like a proper bunny boiler in the top photo....
Now, there's a surprise!

McClure

2,173 posts

146 months

Tuesday 2nd October 2012
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I'm sorry, I know it's wrong and I'm not giving this matter due deference, but I had to laugh at "he also abused my cat. He's an animal abuser as well."

I'm tending towards the "she's a psycho bunny boiler" opinion.

mrmr96

13,736 posts

204 months

Tuesday 2nd October 2012
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St John Smythe said:
Marty Funkhouser said:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2211192/Ju...

Maybe there's another side to this - she looks like a proper bunny boiler in the top photo....
Now, there's a surprise!
You don't think she might have been making things up do ya?

mattnunn

14,041 posts

161 months

Tuesday 2nd October 2012
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Pepe Le Pu.

She looked at lot better last year when he was alledgedly knocking her about and mentally abusing her.

FWIW I think she may be riddled with cellulite, if telling your women the truth is physchological abuse then I'm in a spot of bother...

DJRC

23,563 posts

236 months

Tuesday 2nd October 2012
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The Wookie said:
The Wail said:
...insisted she sleep facing him
Funny I had an ex who insisted I slept facing away from her in case I breathed on her. Drastically short sighted choice if you ask me hehe
You could have told me that before I married her!

Greg_D

6,542 posts

246 months

Tuesday 2nd October 2012
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her father looks like a reliable witness, with his daily express 'unbreakable' shoes and more than a whiff of the Rab C Nesbitts about him.

He's not helping her stitch up a sleb much, is he!!!!! "she looked a bit rough when she was with him" too right she did, she is looking just as rough now.

her story has more holes in it than a thing with lots of holes in it.

SplatSpeed

7,490 posts

251 months

Tuesday 2nd October 2012
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they make a lovley couple, protecting 2 normal people from these loonys!

y2blade

56,101 posts

215 months

Tuesday 2nd October 2012
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St John Smythe said:
Marty Funkhouser said:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2211192/Ju...

Maybe there's another side to this - she looks like a proper bunny boiler in the top photo....
Now, there's a surprise!
hehe

GuinnessMK

1,608 posts

222 months

Wednesday 3rd October 2012
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"Collins is also accused of telling the former PR worker that she had 'gambled with his life' after he discovered that he was her 37th lover out of 50 others."

??

So when asked the question, how many people have you slept with, she answered, 36, then you, then another 13?


mattnunn

14,041 posts

161 months

Wednesday 3rd October 2012
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GuinnessMK said:
"Collins is also accused of telling the former PR worker that she had 'gambled with his life' after he discovered that he was her 37th lover out of 50 others."

??

So when asked the question, how many people have you slept with, she answered, 36, then you, then another 13?
Disgusting, imagine sleeping with a girl who'd slept with him!

McClure

2,173 posts

146 months

Saturday 6th October 2012
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Jury's commenced deliberations apparently. 9 women, 3 men.

He's fked.

Pesty

42,655 posts

256 months

Saturday 6th October 2012
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GuinnessMK said:
"Collins is also accused of telling the former PR worker that she had 'gambled with his life' after he discovered that he was her 37th lover out of 50 others."

??

So when asked the question, how many people have you slept with, she answered, 36, then you, then another 13?
Its really confusing isnt it. And if you apply the standard formula of divide a mans answer by 3 and times a woman's by three thats 150 !

Eric Mc

121,992 posts

265 months

Saturday 6th October 2012
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Robert E Lee.

OK, he didn't quite get it right - but he was probably the first.

StuartGGray

7,703 posts

228 months

Saturday 6th October 2012
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Why has a chutney ferret like Justin Lee Collins even got a bird?

Luke.

10,991 posts

250 months

Saturday 6th October 2012
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StuartGGray said:
Why has a chutney ferret like Justin Lee Collins even got a bird?
Are you 14?

StuartGGray

7,703 posts

228 months

Sunday 7th October 2012
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Luke. said:
StuartGGray said:
Why has a chutney ferret like Justin Lee Collins even got a bird?
Are you 14?
Why? Do you want to come out and play? hehe

trickywoo

11,780 posts

230 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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Guilty.

Whats the likely sentence?

OdramaSwimLaden

1,971 posts

169 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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trickywoo said:
Guilty.

Whats the likely sentence?
He has 9 months in a room with his box set.