Headline of the Week!

[welsh blackbird]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/11371...

[AshVX220]

Cop Says: "Did you commit this crime? Yay or Neigh?"

[The Don of Croy]

Did he 'pull the Trigger'?

[vetrof]

He's obviously very unstable.

[Smiler.]

Telegraph said:

Alan Barnfield, described as a "sexual deviant", was found by police "sweating profusely and smelling strongly of horses" after being called by worried residents.

In his rucksack they found several cans of Lynx deodorant, a length of white electrical cable, a handheld water sprayer, a cloth, a metal dog chain and two bottles of Lucozade.

Still, at least they gave him bale.

[plasticpig]

So he hasn't ponied up and admitted shagging the nags.

[Fishtigua]

The mane thing is he likes a pony tail.

[Tannedbaldhead]

A lot of fuss over a little horseplay.

[carinaman]

I thought that the HSE had made horseplay a thing of the past.

[Camoradi]

The trial is expected to be a three day event

[Grumfutock]

He should be made to take tixylix for life. Well he was a little horse!

[Jasandjules]

When he told his mate he was off out for a night of unbridled passion....

[TorqueVR]

It was his wife's fault - all she did was nag, nag, nag

[HOGEPH]

He'll be saddled with this for the rest of his life.

[Grumfutock]

His lawyer asked him "why the long face"?

[HOGEPH]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzYzVMcgWhg

[55palfers]

When he trots out his de-fence he’ll have a number of hurdles to jump to prove he hadn’t been grooming the filly. If he can get spurred on and ride out all the muck raking and show he has a stable background and promises to get the bit between his teeth and will rein in his urges he may avoid being fet-locked up.

[Hooli]

The horse seduced him, it was a pony & trap.

[Nealio]

Is that Johnny Vegas in a disguise?

[Asterix]

What a jumentous headline.

(How the hell do I know words like this!!!)