Prince Harry's new squeeze...

[The Dangerous Elk]

XCP said:

I presume they all use the same hair colourant.

Collers and cuffs

[anonymous-user]

I'm pleased for them both.

She seems like a very nice young lady. Talented, good career, good public speaker, humanitarian campaigner, and well used to being in the limelight.

I think they will be very well suited together.

I wish them the best of luck.

[Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/royal...

[anonymous-user]

Harsh, but fair.

[hyphen]

easytiger123 said:

Say what you like, but she makes a fantastic burger:

https://vimeo.com/71461172

Anything for a bit of fame and cash, good choice Harry...

[mickmcpaddy]

Stolen from Sikipedia

Interviewer "what do you think about the news prince harry and Meghan Markle getting married?"
Elton John "I been asked to sing a song at the service"
interviewer "Wow so you will be at the wedding?"
Elton John "?......No"

[cayman-black]

bad company said:

This made me chuckle:-

LOL very good.

[Yipper]

The wedding appears rushed and she seems to be doing a lot of public over-acting (eyelid-fluttering, dreamy gazing, etc.). The majority of posters on the royal-obsessed DM website don't think the romance is real or will last.

But, Harry is obvs looking for a mummy figure, so perhaps he has finally found the right sheila.

Good luck to them both. What will be will be.

[anonymous-user]

Yipper said:

But, Harry is obvs looking for a mummy figure, so perhaps he has finally found the right sheila.

Good luck to them both. What will be will be.

Someone a few years older isn't really a mother material, She is hot, american what more does he need, and it will ps off the mustaches as well.

[The Dangerous Elk]

The Spruce goose said:

Yipper said:

But, Harry is obvs looking for a mummy figure, so perhaps he has finally found the right sheila.

Good luck to them both. What will be will be.

Someone a few years older isn't really a mother material, She is hot, american what more does he need, and it will ps off the mustaches as well.

Agree
THIS is a Mother thing

[HighwayStar]

The Dangerous Elk said:

The Spruce goose said:

Yipper said:

But, Harry is obvs looking for a mummy figure, so perhaps he has finally found the right sheila.

Good luck to them both. What will be will be.

Someone a few years older isn't really a mother material, She is hot, american what more does he need, and it will ps off the mustaches as well.

Agree
THIS is a Mother thing

Nuff said!

[B'stard Child]

HighwayStar said:

The Dangerous Elk said:

The Spruce goose said:

Yipper said:

But, Harry is obvs looking for a mummy figure, so perhaps he has finally found the right sheila.

Good luck to them both. What will be will be.

Someone a few years older isn't really a mother material, She is hot, american what more does he need, and it will ps off the mustaches as well.

Agree
THIS is a Mother thing

Nuff said!

Real life cabbage patch doll?

[Gandahar]

23 pages on this sh it

You sad bunch of feckers who have no life apart from a fecking keyboard you change the key presses using a rolled up copy of the Daily Mail that my mum put in a dustbin last year.

Well done.

And before you say, in a high pitched, effeminate voice, "well if you don't like it, don't read it" well I haven't. I just get my nuts off laughing at you sad sacks getting to all these pages....

Now please continue. I have just inseminated my new lady whose offspring will continue to post on here long after I have gone.

So there. Consider it an early Christmas present.

[schmunk]

Gandahar said:

23 pages on this sh it

You sad bunch of feckers who have no life apart from a fecking keyboard you change the key presses using a rolled up copy of the Daily Mail that my mum put in a dustbin last year.

Well done.

And before you say, in a high pitched, effeminate voice, "well if you don't like it, don't read it" well I haven't. I just get my nuts off laughing at you sad sacks getting to all these pages....

Now please continue. I have just inseminated my new lady whose offspring will continue to post on here long after I have gone.

So there. Consider it an early Christmas present.

What a weird post...

Edited by schmunk on Sunday 17th December 08:02

[generationx]

Gandahar said:

23 pages on this sh it

You sad bunch of feckers who have no life apart from a fecking keyboard you change the key presses using a rolled up copy of the Daily Mail that my mum put in a dustbin last year.

Well done.

And before you say, in a high pitched, effeminate voice, "well if you don't like it, don't read it" well I haven't. I just get my nuts off laughing at you sad sacks getting to all these pages....

Now please continue. I have just inseminated my new lady whose offspring will continue to post on here long after I have gone.

So there. Consider it an early Christmas present.

Worst “I’ve just had a shag “ post ever.

[mickmcpaddy]

Gandahar said:

23 pages on this sh it

You sad bunch of feckers who have no life apart from a fecking keyboard you change the key presses using a rolled up copy of the Daily Mail that my mum put in a dustbin last year.

Well done.

And before you say, in a high pitched, effeminate voice, "well if you don't like it, don't read it" well I haven't. I just get my nuts off laughing at you sad sacks getting to all these pages....

Now please continue. I have just inseminated my new lady whose offspring will continue to post on here long after I have gone.

So there. Consider it an early Christmas present.

Says the person that posts 100 times a month, every month for the last 4+ years or over 3 posts each and every day.

[anonymous-user]

Would I choose a monarchy if creating a new country? Probably not, but we have one and I think the princes do a pretty good job.

Gandahar said:

Now please continue. I have just inseminated my new lady whose offspring will continue to post on here long after I have gone.

A blow-up doll doesn’t feature a reproductive system.

Although on the flip side it isn’t bothered about sacrificing cuddles for its partner to go online.

I can see you’ve made an astute choice.

[anonymous-user]

Adjust the settings and then you only get six pages. Win!

[Rewe]

generationx said:

Worst “I’ve just had a shag “ post ever.

Ha ha.

What a weirdo!

[Countdown]

Gandahar said:

I have just inseminated my new lady whose offspring will continue to post on here long after I have gone.

Call me cynical but she may recently have found out that she's enceinte and doesn't want you to think too closely about the timings.........

ps I wouldn't let it worry you overly. Happy Xmas