The new Dianne Abbott appreciation thread

The new Dianne Abbott appreciation thread

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FiF

33,897 posts

188 months

Saturday 22nd December 2018
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Breaking news from Gatwick: it appears shadow Home Secretary Diane Abbott attended the scene resulting in the capture of the drones taking rather longer than expected due to the Abbott reprising Brian Hanrahan's role in the Falklands conflict by "counting them all out and counting them all back".

getmecoat

Cobnapint

6,539 posts

88 months

Saturday 22nd December 2018
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tumbleweedtumbleweed

JustALooseScrew

167 posts

4 months

Saturday 22nd December 2018
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EarlOfHazard said:
That's funny smilesmilesmile

techiedave

5,402 posts

47 months

Saturday 22nd December 2018
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FiF said:
Breaking news from Gatwick: it appears shadow Home Secretary Diane Abbott attended the scene resulting in the capture of the drones taking rather longer than expected due to the Abbott reprising Brian Hanrahan's role in the Falklands conflict by "counting them all out and counting them all BLACK".

getmecoat
Fixed that for you

hashtag Black drones matter

In other new Diane has decided to spearhead a campaign to ban the naming of the Friday before xmas as "black eye Friday"
She claims it is racist and derogatory and shows the arrogance of white colonial bds

Edited by techiedave on Saturday 22 December 21:08

RATATTAK

5,296 posts

126 months

Saturday 22nd December 2018
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techiedave said:
In other new Diane has decided to spearhead a campaign to ban the naming of the Friday before xmas as "black eye Friday"
She claims it is racist and derogatory and shows the arrogance of white colonial bds
How does she feel about the Black Eyed Peas ?

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Burwood

10,676 posts

183 months

Saturday 22nd December 2018
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RATATTAK said:
techiedave said:
In other new Diane has decided to spearhead a campaign to ban the naming of the Friday before xmas as "black eye Friday"
She claims it is racist and derogatory and shows the arrogance of white colonial bds
How does she feel about the Black Eyed Peas ?
Given the state of her I’d say she’s never set eyes on a pea of any kind

Ligne

228 posts

93 months

Monday 24th December 2018
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Noodle1982

930 posts

43 months

Monday 24th December 2018
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rofl

Likes Fast Cars

2,576 posts

102 months

Monday 24th December 2018
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Mothersruin said:
Thorodin said:
Just listened to the PM's statement taking 1 hour of repetition, like watching Wimbledon's longest volley ever. Constant throughout was Abbott, sprawled, not looking up once from her phone and prodding it fit to smash it. If she was texting someone, or playing a game with herself, she could not have heard a word of what went on. So she must have an elevated level of intelligence to do that. So you lot must all be wrong.
She was sexting with Techie...
Did anyone check the seat afterwards?..... hurl

PorkInsider

3,167 posts

78 months

Monday 24th December 2018
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Ligne said:
I’m not sure about the makeup, but twelvety out of eleven for the idea.

laugh

jsf

12,193 posts

173 months

Monday 24th December 2018
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Ligne said:
One of the highlights of the year that was. laugh

Vipers

27,216 posts

165 months

Monday 24th December 2018
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So let me just get one thing straight.

Corbyn called May a stupid woman, but he has Diane Abbott sitting alongside him?

HoHoHo

13,458 posts

187 months

Monday 24th December 2018
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Vipers said:
So let me just get one thing straight.

Corbyn called May a stupid woman, but he has Diane Abbott sitting alongside him?
Correct, but he hasn’t had sex with May (as far as I know)


Edited by HoHoHo on Monday 24th December 22:26

Burwood

10,676 posts

183 months

Monday 24th December 2018
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HoHoHo said:
Vipers said:
So let me just get one thing straight.

Corbyn called May a stupid woman, but he has Diane Abbott sitting alongside him?
Correct, but he hasn’t had sex May (as far as I know)
I know it’s true but it literally jars my very being to even think about that. There is nothing endearing about it at all. Edwina was a piece of ass by comparison

768

3,639 posts

33 months

Monday 24th December 2018
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HoHoHo said:
Vipers said:
So let me just get one thing straight.

Corbyn called May a stupid woman, but he has Diane Abbott sitting alongside him?
Correct, but he hasn’t had sex May (as far as I know)
Is he negging her? hehe

Likes Fast Cars

2,576 posts

102 months

Tuesday 25th December 2018
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Burwood said:
HoHoHo said:
Vipers said:
So let me just get one thing straight.

Corbyn called May a stupid woman, but he has Diane Abbott sitting alongside him?
Correct, but he hasn’t had sex May (as far as I know)
I know it’s true but it literally jars my very being to even think about that. There is nothing endearing about it at all. Edwina was a piece of ass by comparison
Agreed.

Thorodin

2,092 posts

70 months

Tuesday 25th December 2018
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I think the Christmas turkey definition needs redefining.

rustyuk

2,811 posts

148 months

Tuesday 25th December 2018
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The darts picture is one of the funniest things i have seen this year.

Crackie

3,414 posts

179 months

Tuesday 25th December 2018
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On the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Four partridges in a pear tree

JustALooseScrew

167 posts

4 months

Tuesday 25th December 2018
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rustyuk said:
The darts picture is one of the funniest things i have seen this year.
Agreed, especially when you show & tell the back story to people who don't always know who she is.

My young lad has taken to saying 'one hundred and ninety' every time he hears something stupid that people almost believe.

A few months back I was telling our U13 rugby team about the Falklands war and how when the helicopters flew in off the ocean all the penguins were watching and fell over backwards due to watching them fly over head. The penguins couldn't get up again and millions and millions of them died.

As soon as one lad said 'Really?' my lad shouted out 'One hundred and ninety!!!'.

We're always winding people up with bks and 'One hundred and ninety' done in your best Sid Waddell voice is a killer - one of the funniest things I've ever seen - I'll be using it to my grave.

I wonder if 'Abacus' has seen it?