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TTwiggy

11,536 posts

204 months

Tuesday 26th September 2017
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blinkythefish said:
Scabutz said:
I can't decide whether flat earthers or the chemtrial lot are my favourite brand of nut job.
I suspect that particular Venn diagram has a significant overlap.
That's the odd thing. As I said above the flat earthers are generally dismissive of other conspiracy theories.

PZR

627 posts

185 months

Tuesday 26th September 2017
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Loving the fact that he wants to send up satellites to give him the answer.

Presumably they won't be going into orbit then...

jmorgan

36,010 posts

284 months

Tuesday 26th September 2017
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PZR said:
Loving the fact that he wants to send up satellites to give him the answer.

Presumably they won't be going into orbit then...
The lizards will tamper with the feeds. Best strap him into a chair and tie a load of party balloons on do he can see for himself.

drainbrain

5,637 posts

111 months

Tuesday 26th September 2017
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Halmyre said:
What idiotic theories do atheists believe in then?
Well perhaps the daftest is that their great x 100 grandparents were monkeys ( laugh ) .

Good song mind you...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoZMVciy_MU

Edited by drainbrain on Tuesday 26th September 18:07

Halmyre

11,185 posts

139 months

Tuesday 26th September 2017
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Vocal Minority said:
Hardcore atheists who bring it up all the time seem to be under the illusion they are any less tedious than god botherers who talk about god all the time.... that's an odd theory
In fairness, it wasn't me who brought it up.

rufusgti

2,528 posts

192 months

Tuesday 26th September 2017
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I love a good conspiracy theory but was speaking to a flat earthier today. Now just to point out, I'm not particularly outspoken and if someone has an opinion I'm usually interested in listening. Science only evolves when barriers are pushed and ideas are rejected.

However the lad I spoke to today really annoyed me, for a start he kept telling me it was obvious the earth was flat. When I asked him to explain a few things science related he just got his phone out and showed me some pictures any 14yr old tt could have knocked up on his dads Ipad.

I broached the subject of why. Why for hundreds of years would the governments of the world lie to us about the shape of the earth. Why would there be such mass secrecy, for a subject that would be hugely interesting to the majority of the worlds population, yet hold no real changes to the way we live. Again, the answer was "obvious". He suggested the world would go mental. Imagine the uproar. It would cause nuclear war. People would panic.
I asked if he would panic if the government announced that they had discovered the world was flat. Would he panic? Would he go mental? Would he climb into a bunker? Or would he go to work like he did this morning and chat about it with colleagues or friends, read the news, then carry on with his life. No, he said he would panic and go crazy. Which pretty much summed up my opinion of flat earthers. I've only met one, but I presume they are all boring pre madonnas in search of something to panic about.

The only other thing he said to confirm my thoughts was that he was heading to London soon to join some anonymous protest? Apparently it's huge and has happened over the last few years. I asked what the protest was about. He just replied "the government innit". Ah ok, that's interesting, what exactly is it about the current government you want to protest about. He literally had no idea. "Dunno, I need to research it more" he said. "Just protesting against the government".
This got my back up somewhat, considering he works for the local council, didn't vote in the last election and has never voted in his life (he's only 21). He has actually gone out of his way to travel to London, book accommodation, and participate in a protest he has no idea of the reasons for.
I suppose it's unfair to paint all flat earthers with the same brush, but I'll be avoiding contact with any others from today.

FourWheelDrift

88,494 posts

284 months

Tuesday 26th September 2017
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Just show the flat earth lunatics any photo taken by any member of the public of a lunar eclipse where the shadow of the earth is over the moon.


anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 26th September 2017
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jmorgan said:
DAVEVO9 said:
RAP is 75% CRAP
Took me a few seconds........
Very clever sir well done!

James_B

12,642 posts

257 months

Tuesday 26th September 2017
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drainbrain said:
Well perhaps the daftest is that their great x 100 grandparents were monkeys ( laugh ) .

Good song mind you...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoZMVciy_MU

Edited by drainbrain on Tuesday 26th September 18:07
I don’t think that I’ve ever met an atheist who thought that.

drainbrain

5,637 posts

111 months

Tuesday 26th September 2017
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James_B said:
drainbrain said:
Well perhaps the daftest is that their great x 100 grandparents were monkeys ( laugh ) .

Good song mind you...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoZMVciy_MU

Edited by drainbrain on Tuesday 26th September 18:07
I don’t think that I’ve ever met an atheist who thought that.
You probably haven't met a brainy one.

https://www.sapiens.org/column/origins/monkeys-all...

chrispmartha

15,437 posts

129 months

Tuesday 26th September 2017
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James_B said:
drainbrain said:
Well perhaps the daftest is that their great x 100 grandparents were monkeys ( laugh ) .

Good song mind you...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoZMVciy_MU

Edited by drainbrain on Tuesday 26th September 18:07
I don’t think that I’ve ever met an atheist who thought that.
He's got to be trolling, surely?

FN2TypeR

7,091 posts

93 months

Tuesday 26th September 2017
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Oystercatcher said:
It's turtles all the way down....
cool

SystemParanoia

14,343 posts

198 months

Tuesday 26th September 2017
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Oystercatcher said:
It's turtles all the way down....
You're right!

https://xkcd.com/1416/

FourWheelDrift

88,494 posts

284 months

Tuesday 26th September 2017
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We could get Buzz Aldrin to punch some science into him.

Dynamic Space Wizard

927 posts

104 months

Tuesday 26th September 2017
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FourWheelDrift said:
America really does have more than it's fair share of idiots.
England will be as bad before long yes

C.A.R.

3,967 posts

188 months

Tuesday 26th September 2017
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PH adverts are on-point, the one halfway through reading the first page was for a cruise line company -
"See the World from a New Perspective"

Ha

CrutyRammers

13,735 posts

198 months

Tuesday 26th September 2017
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superlightr said:
shouldn't the air be moving slower than the earth? friction and all that?
It does, but it's on a very large scale. Google "coriolis effect"

The Wookie

13,936 posts

228 months

Tuesday 26th September 2017
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TTwiggy said:
I was reading something about flat-earthers the other day. They are an interesting bunch, as while their creed is pretty much the uber-conspiracy theory, (on the whole) they don't believe in UFOs, ghosts, chemtrails, 911 was an inside job, etc, etc.
There you have it, the first solid bit of evidence to aid the credibility of all those other conspiracies

SystemParanoia

14,343 posts

198 months

Tuesday 26th September 2017
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FN2TypeR said:
louiebaby said:
SystemParanoia said:
Why does it get dark at night?
The Islamic illuminate lizards from Mars block out the sun, duh rolleyes


hehe

Efbe

9,251 posts

166 months

Tuesday 26th September 2017
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SystemParanoia said:
FN2TypeR said:
louiebaby said:
SystemParanoia said:
Why does it get dark at night?
The Islamic illuminate lizards from Mars block out the sun, duh rolleyes


hehe
but we would only have daylight for a quarter of a day and dark for three quarters.

unless... two suns!!!!!!!