The Irish border

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Gloria Slap

8,964 posts

206 months

Wednesday 25th April 2018
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slow_poke said:
Because they're promoting a solution that does not work?
I suppose it is consistent with their NI border proposals.

They don't work either.

Still, bloody Apples fault eh? Bloody Apple, messing up Brexit.

JagLover

42,374 posts

235 months

Wednesday 25th April 2018
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Tuna said:
If I've read it properly (which I know is a bit of a challenge these days), the US 'passport app' is actually a mobile form filling app so you can fill in your customs declaration 'digitally' instead of on paper. It does not integrate with your passport. You have to present both the phone and your passport to the customs official on entry into the States.

It's remarkable that we develop an app that does integrate with your passport on phones that have the right hardware, and apparently it's the fault of the government that it doesn't include magic pixie dust that makes all phones read NFC tags. Next we'll have complaints that the online tax service doesn't allow you to fill in your tax return when you don't have a computer.
Just remember Tuna UK government incompetent, EU great.

Some think if they keep putting the UK down long enough we will gladly be ruled by Brussels instead.

Mrr T

12,211 posts

265 months

Wednesday 25th April 2018
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Tuna said:
Mrr T said:
It seems the US have a passport app on the IPhone.

https://www.cbp.gov/newsroom/national-media-releas...

Fortunately, our brexit borders will be in the more than capable hands on HMRC. As we all know HMRC have a reputation for delivering technology solutions on time and budget. rolleyes
If I've read it properly (which I know is a bit of a challenge these days), the US 'passport app' is actually a mobile form filling app so you can fill in your customs declaration 'digitally' instead of on paper. It does not integrate with your passport. You have to present both the phone and your passport to the customs official on entry into the States.

It's remarkable that we develop an app that does integrate with your passport on phones that have the right hardware, and apparently it's the fault of the government that it doesn't include magic pixie dust that makes all phones read NFC tags. Next we'll have complaints that the online tax service doesn't allow you to fill in your tax return when you don't have a computer.
I posted the link to the US app because they are similar. The BF app is to allow EU citizens resident in the UK to apply for the new settled status. This requires they upload passport details. Now I am assuming most applicants will still have old passports so no chip to read. So I think the problem is a bit more than not being able to read a chip.

Tuna

19,930 posts

284 months

Wednesday 25th April 2018
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Mrr T said:
I posted the link to the US app because they are similar. The BF app is to allow EU citizens resident in the UK to apply for the new settled status. This requires they upload passport details. Now I am assuming most applicants will still have old passports so no chip to read. So I think the problem is a bit more than not being able to read a chip.
As of 2008 there were at least 60 countries issuing ePassports and that has doubled since then. Given the replacement requirements are between 5 and 10 years for most countries, the majority of travellers are very likely to have chip-equipped documents. Just as a matter of interest, the first ePassport was issued twenty years ago. I don't know how old you are, but 'old passports' really are old now.

It has to be pointed out that this app is not the only way to gain settled status - it's just a tool to speed up the process where possible. Or do you think we should all stick to quills and ink just in case someone gets left out?

In the case of Apple's lack of support, unless countries start providing tools like this there is no reason for the iPhone to spontaneously start supporting the standard. Gloria pretty much typifies the mindset that both sides must be wanting to apportion blame for something not going their way. He desperately wants the government to be at fault, and believes that Brexiteers are furious at Apple for similar reasons. Sometimes, it just is what it is. You guys are far too angry smile

majordad

3,601 posts

197 months

Wednesday 25th April 2018
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Another UK Brexit referendum would solve the problem, and save the UK a lot of money in the medium term.

SpeckledJim

31,608 posts

253 months

Wednesday 25th April 2018
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majordad said:
Another UK Brexit referendum would solve the problem, and save the UK a lot of money in the medium term.

Gloria Slap

8,964 posts

206 months

Wednesday 25th April 2018
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SpeckledJim said:
majordad said:
Another UK Brexit referendum would solve the problem, and save the UK a lot of money in the medium term.
So triggered, why?

Only the racists will be really upset about keeping current immigration controls (that are still not fully used now) if we stay. Fck em. That's only a tiny part of the 17m that are really that fussed about it.

The rest will not be that bothered. There is not really any sovereignty at stake - that was fake news - and bendy bananas was just made up. No 350m bonus on offer either, so who cares? The lack of a pigs ear export bonanza to China will go unnoticed.



Edited by Gloria Slap on Wednesday 25th April 21:40

Troubleatmill

10,210 posts

159 months

Wednesday 25th April 2018
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Gloria Slap said:
SpeckledJim said:
majordad said:
Another UK Brexit referendum would solve the problem, and save the UK a lot of money in the medium term.
I think this could be ///ajd's most intelligent post on Brexit to date.


Ah... Since this quote - he has added some text. Pity.

majordad

3,601 posts

197 months

Thursday 26th April 2018
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Yes but you all voted wrong, I'd say a second vote now would have you back in the EU Club as a full member. As someone earlier pointed out us Irish needed a second vote to see the foolishness of our first vote. There's nothing wrong with holding your hand up and saying we made a mistake first time. I'd imagine most UK voters would agree with me now.

Has anyone done a recent poll on what the result might be now and what was the result ?

Skywalker

3,269 posts

214 months

Thursday 26th April 2018
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majordad said:
Yes but you all voted wrong, I'd say a second vote now would have you back in the EU Club as a full member. As someone earlier pointed out us Irish needed a second vote to see the foolishness of our first vote. There's nothing wrong with holding your hand up and saying we made a mistake first time. I'd imagine most UK voters would agree with me now.

Has anyone done a recent poll on what the result might be now and what was the result ?
Best 3 out of 5?

Welshbeef

49,633 posts

198 months

Thursday 26th April 2018
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majordad said:
Yes but you all voted wrong, I'd say a second vote now would have you back in the EU Club as a full member. As someone earlier pointed out us Irish needed a second vote to see the foolishness of our first vote. There's nothing wrong with holding your hand up and saying we made a mistake first time. I'd imagine most UK voters would agree with me now.

Has anyone done a recent poll on what the result might be now and what was the result ?
Can we re run the 1975 vote? Do it again as we didn’t really ant to join.

How about the last election let’s do it again what’s excluded from being to redo it?
Surely the 2016 vote leave was a re run of the 1975 so we got it wrong the first iime

powerstroke

10,283 posts

160 months

Thursday 26th April 2018
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majordad said:
Yes but you all voted wrong, I'd say a second vote now would have you back in the EU Club as a full member. As someone earlier pointed out us Irish needed a second vote to see the foolishness of our first vote. There's nothing wrong with holding your hand up and saying we made a mistake first time. I'd imagine most UK voters would agree with me now.

Has anyone done a recent poll on what the result might be now and what was the result ?
Good Idea but first we should wait until our economy is a basket case then it would be worth rejoining , and the ROI who managed to vote the" correct" way could be a net contributor
once the EU corrects the corporate tax issue there !!! obviously the EU still needs the ROI to use as
a pawn first over the border issue first before you lot get hung out to dry , don't worry it's all in a good cause, got to keep the brussels gravy train running eh .

Gloria Slap

8,964 posts

206 months

Thursday 26th April 2018
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Look, I know we voted to trade in the Porsche for a Ferrari, but I don’t want to talk about the Trabant that we are now being offered.

I’m changing the car no matter what, OK! cos we decided and we can never take stock and reflect on decisions cos that is how smart we is.

powerstroke

10,283 posts

160 months

Thursday 26th April 2018
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Gloria Slap said:
Look, I know we voted to trade in the Porsche for a Ferrari, but I don’t want to talk about the Trabant that we are now being offered.

I’m changing the car no matter what, OK! cos we decided and we can never take stock and reflect on decisions cos that is how smart we is.
You wat M8 !!!!

SpeckledJim

31,608 posts

253 months

Thursday 26th April 2018
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majordad said:
Yes but you all voted wrong, I'd say a second vote now would have you back in the EU Club as a full member. As someone earlier pointed out us Irish needed a second vote to see the foolishness of our first vote. There's nothing wrong with holding your hand up and saying we made a mistake first time. I'd imagine most UK voters would agree with me now.

Has anyone done a recent poll on what the result might be now and what was the result ?
I think it would be very close. Very few people have changed their mind.

On the remain side, I think a lot of the lazy youth would turn out in a second referendum to vote remain. They didn't vote as they didn't think they could lose.

And on the leave side, there would be a lot of energy put into getting out the vote amongst mild leavers who perhaps didn't vote previously as they didn't think they would win.

A higher turnout would be certain. As would be some unedifying civil disruption following either result, IMO.

The polls are pointless, they keep getting it wrong. It's bizarre how bad they are at their jobs at the moment.

Not that it would or should happen.


alfie2244

11,292 posts

188 months

TheFlyingBanana

16,484 posts

244 months

Thursday 26th April 2018
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Gloria Slap said:
Look, I know we voted to trade in the Porsche for a Ferrari, but I don’t want to talk about the Trabant that we are now being offered.

I’m changing the car no matter what, OK! cos we decided and we can never take stock and reflect on decisions cos that is how smart we is.
In a nutshell.

Obviously the best thing to to when you have made a mistake is carry on regardless and to hell with the consequences...

SpeckledJim

31,608 posts

253 months

Thursday 26th April 2018
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TheFlyingBanana said:
Gloria Slap said:
Look, I know we voted to trade in the Porsche for a Ferrari, but I don’t want to talk about the Trabant that we are now being offered.

I’m changing the car no matter what, OK! cos we decided and we can never take stock and reflect on decisions cos that is how smart we is.
In a nutshell.

Obviously the best thing to to when you have made a mistake is carry on regardless and to hell with the consequences...
The time to be persuasive about what an obvious mistake this is was before we made the decision. You're doing things in the wrong order.

Tuna

19,930 posts

284 months

Thursday 26th April 2018
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Gloria Slap said:
Look, I know we voted to trade in the Porsche for a Ferrari, but I don’t want to talk about the Trabant that we are now being offered.

I’m changing the car no matter what, OK! cos we decided and we can never take stock and reflect on decisions cos that is how smart we is.
Firstly, your projecting is getting very tiresome. As a debating tactic, it's weak and the repetition makes it weaker.

Secondly, what is this 'we' - you didn't vote did you?

Thirdly, you really ought to spend more time in this country. It's not quite the place you think it is.

andymadmak

14,558 posts

270 months

Thursday 26th April 2018
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Tuna said:
Secondly, what is this 'we' - you didn't vote did you?
Wait! Hold the (big red £350m) bus! This must have passed me by. Gloria didn't even vote? rofl No, it can't be so! Really?