Poo watch

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el romeral

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1,052 posts

137 months

Saturday 10th February 2018
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5375833/Su...

Must be backed up all the way to his throat lol. Would not like to be monitoring that when the movement finally comes rofl

Laurel Green

30,779 posts

232 months

Saturday 10th February 2018
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Maybe he is and is eating it.

Reminds me of the joke 'Big Chief no st'.

An Indian brave rode into town one early evening, kicking up a hail of dust behind him. Very quickly he jumped from his horse and rushed into the doctor's office.
"Doc! Doc! Big chief no st!" he shouted excitedly. The doctor calmed him down and handed him two tablets for his chief to take before bedtime.
"I assure you he will be all right first thing tomorrow morning, " he said.
The next evening, the same brave rode into town again with the same complaint, "Doc! Doc! Big Chief no st!". This time the doctor gave him four tablets for his chief to take before bedtime.
And again, the same thing happened the following evening. The brave rushed into the doctor's office and yelled, "Big Chief no st!". This time, in exasperation, the doctor pushed the whole bottle of tablets to the brave.
Yet again, the following evening saw the same brave rushing into the doctor's office. "What now?" the doctor enquired. "Big st, no Chief," the brave screamed.

Teppic

7,353 posts

257 months

Saturday 10th February 2018
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After reading the reviews on Amazon, surely all they need to do is give him some sugar-free gummy bears and the problem will fix itself, with the added bonus of the suspected drug dealer suffering quite an unpleasant experience?

eharding

13,705 posts

284 months

Saturday 10th February 2018
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Teppic said:
After reading the reviews on Amazon, surely all they need to do is give him some sugar-free gummy bears and the problem will fix itself, with the added bonus of the suspected drug dealer suffering quite an unpleasant experience?
Optrex in his tea.

It'll be like a fuel-air explosion in a Nutella factory.

Saleen836

11,112 posts

209 months

Saturday 10th February 2018
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Agent Picolax!

Pericoloso

44,044 posts

163 months

Saturday 10th February 2018
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I assume a laxative is against his human rights,or some such crap.

Teppic

7,353 posts

257 months

Saturday 10th February 2018
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Pericoloso said:
I assume a laxative is against his human rights,or some such crap.
Sweets won't be, though. They just have to be the right kind.

Harry Biscuit

11,752 posts

230 months

Saturday 10th February 2018
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"It's alright lads, I always poo before I get up"

gooner1

10,223 posts

179 months

Saturday 10th February 2018
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I know a good chimney sweep that ain't too busy atm.

Strudul

1,585 posts

85 months

Saturday 10th February 2018
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eharding said:
Optrex in his tea.

It'll be like a fuel-air explosion in a Nutella factory.
Or perhaps a visit from Agent Picolax.

Vipers

32,883 posts

228 months

Saturday 10th February 2018
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Don't believe it.

numtumfutunch

4,723 posts

138 months

Saturday 10th February 2018
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Agent Picolax - Damn the 2 of you for beating me to it smile

Wonder what your STW identities are.......

Tony Starks

2,104 posts

212 months

Sunday 11th February 2018
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Vipers said:
Don't believe it.
I'm the same, i can believe a few hours or a day. But 24 days? No chance.

He must not be eating either.

Gandahar

9,600 posts

128 months

Sunday 11th February 2018
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Nice to see 60 years later someone call LaMarr still playing the "What's my line?" game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nugyG6-Ikso

"Brought to you by Stopette" laugh

Edited by Gandahar on Sunday 11th February 00:51

AlexC1981

4,923 posts

217 months

Sunday 11th February 2018
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Tony Starks said:
Vipers said:
Don't believe it.
I'm the same, i can believe a few hours or a day. But 24 days? No chance.

He must not be eating either.
I think someone on here said that on a weeks holiday they will maybe go just once eek Might have been in one of the phobia threads.

Harry Biscuit

11,752 posts

230 months

Sunday 11th February 2018
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Tony Starks said:
Vipers said:
Don't believe it.
I'm the same, i can believe a few hours or a day. But 24 days? No chance.

He must not be eating either.
Perfectly feasible.

We've all heard of slow-motion.

750turbo

6,164 posts

224 months

Sunday 11th February 2018
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Strudul said:
eharding said:
Optrex in his tea.

It'll be like a fuel-air explosion in a Nutella factory.
Or perhaps a visit from Agent Picolax.
Not funny... smile




I cannot wait... frown

Wobbegong

15,077 posts

169 months

Sunday 11th February 2018
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My mum was on Picolax before an examination a few weeks back. She is still scared to fart hehe

Mastodon2

13,826 posts

165 months

Sunday 11th February 2018
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If he was innocent he'd just have a st and prove it. Lord knows what must be happening to his colon. He needn't worry though, I'm sure he'll be getting some regular rectal examinations in the future.

snuffy

9,760 posts

284 months

Sunday 11th February 2018
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Teppic said:
After reading the reviews on Amazon, surely all they need to do is give him some sugar-free gummy bears and the problem will fix itself, with the added bonus of the suspected drug dealer suffering quite an unpleasant experience?
I had some sugar free Polos a while ago. I will not be making that mistake again.