Poo watch

[snuffy]

I'm surprised no one has mentioned the term turd burglar in this thread yet !

[anonymous-user]

When nature calls, it will be like pushing out drift wood.

[Otispunkmeyer]

AlexC1981 said:

Tony Starks said:

Vipers said:

Don't believe it.

I'm the same, i can believe a few hours or a day. But 24 days? No chance.

He must not be eating either.

I think someone on here said that on a weeks holiday they will maybe go just once Might have been in one of the phobia threads.

Don't know what it is, but often I won't go for a few days after a long flight. Really not sure what it is because I love planes, flying, travelling. In the end on my last trip I had to reach for some senatab after about 4 days. Was fine after that. Never once felt uncomfortable, but knowing how much dim sum and duck pancakes I'd eaten until then I did wonder where on earth it was all going if it wasn't coming out the other end.

[Jonesy23]

I think the record for this sort of thing is over 70 days so he could have a way to go yet.

I just pity the poor sod who has to search through whatever eventually comes out.

[GroundEffect]

He's going to get a touch...erm...stretched when this finally makes it way south!

[snuffy]

Otispunkmeyer said:

but knowing how much dim sum and duck pancakes I'd eaten until then I did wonder where on earth it was all going if it wasn't coming out the other end.

[rfsteel]

Wonder is Lamarr has been watching the 2014 film, The Mule ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl5Pu3b-V6U

[HTP99]

Otispunkmeyer said:

AlexC1981 said:

Tony Starks said:

Vipers said:

Don't believe it.

I'm the same, i can believe a few hours or a day. But 24 days? No chance.

He must not be eating either.

I think someone on here said that on a weeks holiday they will maybe go just once Might have been in one of the phobia threads.

Don't know what it is, but often I won't go for a few days after a long flight. Really not sure what it is because I love planes, flying, travelling. In the end on my last trip I had to reach for some senatab after about 4 days. Was fine after that. Never once felt uncomfortable, but knowing how much dim sum and duck pancakes I'd eaten until then I did wonder where on earth it was all going if it wasn't coming out the other end.

I'm a regular 7am man and oddly even when on holiday I'm still 7am; their time.

[schmalex]

Many years ago, I competed in the Fastnet race. As we had stripped the boat pretty much bare to save weight, the heads was quite exposed.

I managed not to poo for the entire 7 days of the race. It took me a long time to get straight after that. I still struggle to poo on aircraft (in the loo, obviously)

[snuffy]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

The Two Ronnies are alive and well and living on PH !

[Tony Starks]

Well I never, seems my pre conceptions about poop were wrong http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and...

Very sad case, with this fella though, if he'd swallowed the drugs then surely what ever it was wrapped in would have degraded by now and he'd possibly run the risk of an OD?

[HTP99]

Tony Starks said:

Well I never, seems my pre conceptions about poop were wrong http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and...

Very sad case, with this fella though, if he'd swallowed the drugs then surely what ever it was wrapped in would have degraded by now and he'd possibly run the risk of an OD?

Wow, I bet that was messy, soon after death!

I'm struggling to work out how one could hold on for so long, when I need to go, I need to go, I can hold it in for a while but one mis-placed sneeze and it wouldn't be pretty!

[Djtemeka]

How did he survive that?!
I was in SA a couple years ago and for some ill related reason I couldn’t st for 5 days. Tried as best I can. I’m a 1 a day dude. It was so painful and I felt so ill.
Took some laxatives and timed it to kick in in the middle of the night. Jesus holy st. Never have I been so relieved and the wife so mortified. It was a hotel we were in so the bathroom was ensuite. The stench woke her up and she had to go for a walk whilst the windows tried to clear the acrid smell

[Type R Tom]

My GF has a thing about not using the toilet when on holiday for a long time although nothing like this. Two examples spring to mind, not going for the whole 5 days of Glastonbury and the second for over 5 days of an all inclusive holiday with 3 large meals a day. No idea where it all went!

[Sway]

It's mind boggling.

2-3 times a day, cannot remember a single example where this hasn't been the case.

SiL won't st anywhere other than her own home - including when on a fortnight's holiday. BiL claims he's too scared to give bum play a try as she'd be able to amputate with little effort.

Mrs just had an op, a fairly chunky one. Was prescribed a decent dose of codeine, that was it for ten days. She did look like she was three months pregnant.

[Pan Pan Pan]

Six Figs said:

When nature calls, it will be like pushing out drift wood.

Or the old favourite, a Queen Anne chair leg complete with ball and claw foot

[Deptford Draylons]

Is there an existing world record for this ?

[Camoradi]

Could this be the first time that when new evidence emerges the accused will have an EXTRA leg to stand on?

[Fastchas]

My sister works for BA long haul. She's gone over 2 weeks before now.

[Ayahuasca]

This should be in the watch thread.