Poo watch

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Red 4

10,744 posts

187 months

Monday 12th February 2018
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Is this guy eventually going to st in (and possibly fill) a wheelie bin or something so the evidence can be collected ?


Fastchas

2,643 posts

121 months

Monday 12th February 2018
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Ayahuasca said:
This should be in the watch thread.
I get it. biggrin

Gameface

16,565 posts

77 months

Monday 12th February 2018
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Fastchas said:
My sister works for BA long haul. She's gone over 2 weeks before now.
Why would she tell you this? hehe

gooner1

10,223 posts

179 months

Monday 12th February 2018
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Red 4 said:
Is this guy eventually going to st in (and possibly fill) a wheelie bin or something so the evidence can be collected ?
Only if the wheelie bin is not frozen.

fido

16,795 posts

255 months

Monday 12th February 2018
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Gameface said:
Fastchas said:
My sister works for BA long haul. She's gone over 2 weeks before now.
Why would she tell you this? hehe
Tell us more. Like does she lay one the size of my arm when it happens?

HD Adam

5,147 posts

184 months

Monday 12th February 2018
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Isn't this how Elvis died?

Trying to shart out a log the same size & consistency of a concrete bollard because of all the pharmaceuticals?

paua

5,695 posts

143 months

Monday 12th February 2018
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Elvis lives - was seen last week at ... wink

Laurel Green

30,776 posts

232 months

Monday 12th February 2018
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Yep, was seen logging in to PH.

StanleyT

1,994 posts

79 months

Tuesday 13th February 2018
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Can the police not do "cavity examinations" in the case of drugs being suspected? Gloved up, lubrication, taken to a quiet room etc. MIght not be able to reach the full way along the internal passages but surely that'll give a little bit of help to the proceedings - wasn't there a drug dealer that died on a plane when a load of bags inside him dissolved / bust - think he basically shat all over the plane in his death throes as his internals ulcerated from the acidity of the dissolved tablets in concentration.

HOGEPH

5,249 posts

186 months

Tuesday 13th February 2018
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One day, he'll be able to put it all behind him...

Dynamic Space Wizard

927 posts

104 months

Tuesday 13th February 2018
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StanleyT said:
Can the police not do "cavity examinations" in the case of drugs being suspected? Gloved up, lubrication, taken to a quiet room etc. MIght not be able to reach the full way along the internal passages but surely that'll give a little bit of help to the proceedings - wasn't there a drug dealer that died on a plane when a load of bags inside him dissolved / bust - think he basically shat all over the plane in his death throes as his internals ulcerated from the acidity of the dissolved tablets in concentration.
Why didn't he just go to the toilet and poo them out when that started happening?

StanleyT

1,994 posts

79 months

Tuesday 13th February 2018
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"Airplane".

That is why I remember the story, basically in the time from going through airport customs to getting airbourne and the seatbelt lights going off was long enough for the plastic coating to have dissolved. After that only a one way ticket.......

...the guy was a "forced-mule" type, gone wroong was the concensus of the story.


StanleyT

1,994 posts

79 months

Tuesday 13th February 2018
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Twas " Brazilian man John Kennedy Santos Gurjao"

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/ireland/irish-news...

dmulally

6,187 posts

180 months

Tuesday 13th February 2018
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I remember the digger who won the platoon longest no st award went for five days. He almost won a medal for that back in the day and here in this thread are people saying two weeks is easy. Jeez.

I think the longest I went was three days and it was like passing a brick.

Strudul

1,585 posts

85 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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A few Biscuits Brown and you can (not) go for several days without the thought even crossing your mind.

Teppic

7,344 posts

257 months

Friday 23rd February 2018
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anonymous-user

54 months

Friday 23rd February 2018
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Consent to an x-ray, fk me, I guess there is a lawyer behind this.

Pericoloso

44,044 posts

163 months

Friday 23rd February 2018
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"Could die"

Oh well ,his choice !

Saw this thread pop up ,wondered if he'd "been " yet.......nono

LordLoveLength

1,920 posts

130 months

Friday 23rd February 2018
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Pericoloso said:
Saw this thread pop up ,wondered if he'd "been " yet.......nono
I think they’ll be manning the harpoon guns when he finally goes

BlackLabel

13,251 posts

123 months

Friday 23rd February 2018
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Teppic said:
Sad!

beeb said:
In defence, Andrew Horsall said Mr Chambers had not had privacy for 37 days.
The court heard Mr Chambers was being kept in a normal prison cell with two police officers with him at all times.
Mr Horsall added: "There's the potential of something going seriously wrong. We're in an arena of risk of death.