Move your f*in van (Ambwlans)

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zygalski

7,759 posts

145 months

Monday 19th February 2018
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IIIRestorerIII said:
Someone on Twitter mentioned she wrote van because she wasn't able to spell Ambulance!
It's Ambiwlans you tard.

Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

244 months

Monday 19th February 2018
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zygalski said:
IIIRestorerIII said:
Someone on Twitter mentioned she wrote van because she wasn't able to spell Ambulance!
It's Ambiwlans you tard.
You should tell the OP.

WheelyTyred

28 posts

79 months

Monday 19th February 2018
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Ambiwlans lady has been arrested

Funkycoldribena

7,379 posts

154 months

Monday 19th February 2018
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WheelyTyred said:
Ambiwlans lady has been arrested
Thanks for keeping us up to date.

Cold

15,237 posts

90 months

Monday 19th February 2018
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WheelyTyred said:
Ambiwlans lady has been arrested
They've arrested the paramedic too? yikes

WheelyTyred

28 posts

79 months

Monday 19th February 2018
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Funkycoldribena said:
WheelyTyred said:
Ambiwlans lady has been arrested
Thanks for keeping us up to date.
Sorry, didn't see boxedin

Funkycoldribena

7,379 posts

154 months

Monday 19th February 2018
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WheelyTyred said:
Funkycoldribena said:
WheelyTyred said:
Ambiwlans lady has been arrested
Thanks for keeping us up to date.
Sorry, didn't see boxedin
Van in the way?smile

WheelyTyred

28 posts

79 months

Monday 19th February 2018
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Funkycoldribena said:
WheelyTyred said:
Funkycoldribena said:
WheelyTyred said:
Ambiwlans lady has been arrested
Thanks for keeping us up to date.
Sorry, didn't see boxedin
Van in the way?smile
If it was a metaphor for my laziness biggrin

V40Vinnie

863 posts

119 months

Monday 19th February 2018
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If i were in charge of the Emergency services i would blacklist her, same as rock throwers. If youre caught abusing the emergency services you lose the right to use them simple

Ari

19,346 posts

215 months

Monday 19th February 2018
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Rovinghawk said:
I'd like to hope that if a high-pressure hose were to be used on stone-throwers then the judge would take an amused view.
Even if one of the scrotes was killed or seriously permanently injured? (Entirely possible with a high pressure hose at close range).

You'd also be basically starting a fight that could only escalate. Are you confident that the fire service would ultimately win that one?

It is a nice idea - but that's all it is.

l354uge

2,895 posts

121 months

Monday 19th February 2018
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Group fund to permanently park a massive pink limo outside her house?

mondeoman

11,430 posts

266 months

Monday 19th February 2018
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Was it only me who read that as pink dildo...?

l354uge

2,895 posts

121 months

Monday 19th February 2018
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That could also work...

Rovinghawk

13,300 posts

158 months

Monday 19th February 2018
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Ari said:
Even if one of the scrotes was killed or seriously permanently injured? (Entirely possible with a high pressure hose at close range).
Is the latin 'volenti non fit injuria' or similar? In effect, they sign up for a fight, they get a fight, they lose.

Ari said:
You'd also be basically starting a fight that could only escalate. Are you confident that the fire service would ultimately win that one?
oderint dum metuant

Red 4

10,744 posts

187 months

Monday 19th February 2018
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The most astonishing thing on this thread is that Stoke is apparently now in Wales.

When did that happen ? Robbie Williams will be releasing an album called Songs From the Valleys next.

Gareth79

7,661 posts

246 months

Tuesday 20th February 2018
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Kirsty Sharman, 26, charged with "a public order offence and breaching a restraining order":

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/first-pictur...

zygalski

7,759 posts

145 months

Tuesday 20th February 2018
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Ring-a-ding-ding.
smokin

DurianIceCream

999 posts

94 months

Tuesday 20th February 2018
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If as the neighbours say she is the "neighbour from hell" then I imagine this will embolden them to tell her to go fk herself even more so than they are at the moment. I imagine even if you were some trailer park trash, getting told from multiple neighbours you are a stupid bh several times a day would wear you down.

jurbie

2,343 posts

201 months

Tuesday 20th February 2018
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zygalski said:
Ring-a-ding-ding.
smokin
Hot and mad. As we speak there will be a queue of middle aged PH'ers forming in her street hoping that in 12 months she'll take their house off them.

kowalski655

14,632 posts

143 months

Tuesday 20th February 2018
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rofl
Definitely top right on the hot/crazy scale!